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Back in October, we wrote this blog debuting the Turtleboy race car running its first enduro race over at Seekonk Speedway
It’s a re-engineered-in-America Nissan Maxima, built and driven by local driving Legend, Kenny Kline
And he would’ve clinched that inaugural run, too, if it weren’t for the dude in #057 who did him dirty
and knocked him into a wall on the last lap.
Kenny had the Turtlemobile out at Seekonk again yesterday. He was poised to win the enduro race and exact revenge all in one felled swoop when the chud in #057 goes and pulls ANOTHER bitch move, knocking the Turtlemobile out of commission.
It happens around the :32 second mark:
Now, contact isn’t expressly forbidden in enduro racing, but it’s frowned upon by decent people. Especially when it’s not a simple rub, but an all out smash. That’s how you hurt people, and that’s when it’s no longer fun and games.
Here is where #057 whacks the Turtlemobile in the left rear, basically a PIT maneuver the fuzz use
causing Kenny to spin into a cluster of cars, crashing in the process
The Turtlemobile continues to spin on through
before Kenny’s able to regain control right before the corner, near the grass.
Meanwhile #057 in the Elizabeth Warren mobile (as Uncle Turtleboy coined it) goes on to take the race
by basically giving what equates to a sucker punch.
Here’s another angle of the fracas:
Word around the track is, the douchecanoe who drives #057, Kyle Raposa
who has an affinity for flat-brimmed hats
is a cheater:
Now, I dunno if he is or if he isn’t. I do know that hitting your opponent in what amounts to sticking your foot out to trip them is a shit and shameful thing to do, and there is no pride in winning that way.
Kenny assures us that although the original Turtleboy race car is totaled, the Turtlemobile 2.0 will be up and running again in a jiffy. Can’t wait to see it ripping around Seekonk again – and this time, putting suckers like Mr. #057 in their place.
RIP Turtlemobile, we hardly knew ya