Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll, Who Is Friends With Plus Sized Antifa Terrorist Therapist Jenn Nakhai, Is Trying To Hard To Use Impeachment To Get On TV Right Now



CNNThe mayor of Salem, Massachusetts, told President Donald Trump on Tuesday to “learn some history” after he claimed that the people accused in the Salem witch trials had received more due process than he has gotten in the impeachment inquiry. Mayor Kim Driscoll pointed out on Twitter that the Salem witch trials that occurred in 1692 included the “absence of evidence” when “powerless, innocent victims” were hanged or pressed to death. Driscoll noted that in Trump’s case, the accused is among the most powerful and privileged people in the world, and she said the case involves “ample evidence” and “admission of wrongdoing.”

In a letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Tuesday, Trump excoriated the Democrats’ impeachment inquiry, claiming that “(m)ore due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials,” and accusing Pelosi of portraying a “false display of solemnity” during the impeachment process. Trump has yet to face trial in the Senate; the House is expected to vote on impeachment on Wednesday.

“Will they ever learn some history? This situation is much different than the plight of the witch trial victims, who were convicted using spectral evidence + then brutally hanged or pressed to death. A dubious legal process that bears no relation to televised impeachment,” Driscoll said on Twitter.

In a letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Tuesday, Trump excoriated the Democrats’ impeachment inquiry, claiming that “(m)ore due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials,” and accusing Pelosi of portraying a “false display of solemnity” during the impeachment process. Trump has yet to face trial in the Senate; the House is expected to vote on impeachment on Wednesday. This is not the first time the President has deployed a defense evoking the witch trials. Throughout special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, Trump called the inquiry a “witch hunt,” and Mueller later rebutted Trump’s claim in congressional testimony. 

In the late 1600s, 19 innocent men and women were killed after being accused of witchcraft in Salem through a judicial process that did not use the principle of “innocent until proven guilty.” The courts relied on three types of evidence: confession, the testimony of two eyewitnesses to acts of witchcraft, and evidence gleaned from dreams and the supernatural (called spectral evidence). Based on this “evidence,” the men and women were hanged or crushed by rocks.

Wait a minute….you’re telling me this isn’t EXACTLY like the Salem Witch Trials? Get the fuck out of here! I thought he was being word for word literal! And here I thought he was using hyperbole. Ya know, like screaming that the world is ending in 11 years because of climate change, pretending that Bret Kavanaugh is a serial rapist, and getting outraged that a boy from Kentucky smiled when an asshole was banging a drum in his face. That kind of hyperbole. Speaking of….

Oh yea, you’re so sad that you’re impeaching Trump. Shut the fuck up. Every single democrat woke up today with a huge smile on their face. Today was the day they’ve been waiting three years for – they get to impeach Trump, which ultimately means nothing because he’s not gonna get convicted in the Senate anyways.

I’ll tell you what’s not hyperbole or an exaggeration though – Salem Mayor Kim Driscoll being good friends with a violent Antifa member who threatens families she disagrees with politically. Here she is with plus sized Antifa therapist Jennifer Nakhai.

Here’s Jennifer Nakhai playing dress up with her Antifa friends and vowing to commit violence in the name of “orange man bad” in Boston.


The best part about impeachment is that they think it’s a good idea. You walk down the street and ask 20 people what the impeachment is all about and the only people who know what’s going on are political junkies like me, and talking heads on Twitter. That’s it. No one else cares. They see a healthy economy, no wars, and a President who seems to upset the worst people imaginable. They also see a bunch of congressman from districts they don’t live in voting to try to remove the President they elected. A bunch of these congressman are brand new and come from districts Trump won in 2016. In other words, they’re all going to be one term congressman. Why? Because people in those states oppose impeachment by a good margin.

In a dozen October and November polls on impeachment in battleground states like Arizona, Florida, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina and Wisconsin, an average of 44% of those surveyed supported impeachment, with 51% opposed, according to the Post.

As a direct result of impeachment hearings Trump has gained support in every state he needs to win.






Turns out when you tell these people that their vote doesn’t matter because they’re not as smart as a lump of shit like Jerry Nadler, they don’t take to kind to that.

So at the end of the day all they did was keep him on as President and increase the chances that he wins and they lose the House. Sure, people like AOC, Nancy Pelosi, Jim McGovern, and Ilhan Omar don’t have anything to fear because they live in the bluest of blue districts. But people like Connor Lamb in Western Pennsylvania can kiss their seat goodbye.

The biggest loser in all of this is really Hunter Biden. How’d you like to be that guy right now? The Republicans control the Senate, and you best believe that all of his dirty secrets of banging strippers and doing lines of cocaine off of their ass cheeks is coming out. He must be sitting at home collecting $50,000 a month and sticking needles in his Nancy Pelosi voodoo doll. Sucks to be him, but I wouldn’t turn down partying with him. Just sayin.

P.S. This is what real winning looks like.


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69 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    December 20, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Time to break out the special application gear.
    This cuntasoreass is definitely deserving of the rod of justice or at least a reasonable facsimile.
    Said 16″, veined replica will be mounted on a 5′ handle and a conservative quantity of lube will be applied to her copious cheeks with a bbq brush (to be disposed of as pathogenic waste after use).
    In this case, the session will be conducted in a professional and fitting manner to reduce risk to essential personnel, using distance and basic adaptive techniques.
    Some days the job feels like a privilege, other days it’s a chore that lesser men would be repulsed by.
    I simply keep in mind that this morbidly huge glacier of estrogen and fat is antifa scum and justice must be served.

  • Vince Wilfork
    December 19, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Jenn,I will not ask nicely again.Give me my arms back.

  • Jenn has twelve cats(2 in the freezer)
    December 19, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    According to a MSPCA spokesperson,2 felines
    perished and could not be revived after their owner
    allegedly gave them a Dutch Oven.

  • Jackson
    December 19, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    I went to high school with Driscoll
    What you may not know is here and Jenn are lesbian lovers
    They’ve been fucking around for years
    I don’t know if Kim still goes down on her as it would be difficult to lift Jenns cunt flap

  • Sandman
    December 19, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Can you imagine what big fat Jenns honey pot smells like on a warm summer dat


  • Cheesey
    December 19, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Not many people know this but fat mayor Kim is fucking a pitch monkey from Lynn on the side

  • The ol' Minge...
    December 19, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Bet Jenn’s hairy oyster has not seen soap since
    Deval Patrick was in office.

  • Sartirr
    December 19, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    Mayor Kim and her friends look like a before picture for Jenny Craig

  • Mama June
    December 19, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Jenn,I am extremely jealous of your turkey gobbler neck.

  • Dick LaBone
    December 19, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    She must look tasty in yoga pants…

  • Chipoltaway
    December 19, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Josh has nicer breasts than Jenn.

  • Judge dread
    December 19, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    That freak show picture told me everything I needed to know about the leftists in Lynn when it was posted a few months ago.

    I forgot how fat The sycophant hog beast is. I’m 6’ 1” and 220, she easily has 100+ pounds on me. Someone should send her to the rendering plant to turn her fat into luxury sold at Barneys like in fight club.

  • It wont be long now..
    December 19, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    until you smell this disgusting tick infested yeast bag bombing
    around Market Basket in one of those power chairs.

  • Queen Baleen
    December 19, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Jenn,Vince Wilfork called.He wants his arms back.Thank you.

  • Captain Ahab
    December 19, 2019 at 11:35 am

    She never smiles.I want to catch a glimpse of
    her magnificent baleen.

  • fat Kim the Mayah
    December 19, 2019 at 11:35 am

    SALEM, MA — A former Salem police officer was sentenced to three and a half to five years in state prison Tuesday after being convicted by a jury for indecently assaulting a 28-year old man in protective custody on Halloween 2016. A jury found him not guilty of rape Monday because Massachusetts law does not specifically state that individuals in police custody cannot consent.
    “Clearly changes in the law need to be made, but in the meantime, this verdict does provide some measure of accountability to the defendant and, hopefully, provides the victim with some solace,” Essex District Attorney Jonathan Blodgett said. “The courage of this young man cannot be overstated. What happened to him was not his fault, and, as far as I am concerned, should be a crime regardless of any claims of consent.”
    Essex Assistant District Attorney Kate MacDougall requested a four to five year state prison sentence. In her sentencing argument, MacDougall said “The most fundamental value espoused by law enforcement is to serve and protect. Mr. Butler spit all over that value and caused harm not only to the victim but to the entire law enforcement community.”

    • Adam Schiff takes cock in the ass
      December 19, 2019 at 6:36 pm

      According to the Associated Press, lawyers representing the city and Butler did not respond to requests for comment and the victim’s attorney said he could not comment on the settlement.

      The 58-year-old Butler, who at the time of the assault was the husband of Salem Police Chief Mary Butler, was found guilty of indecent assault and battery in June of 2018, but was cleared on a rape charge.

      Butler was working into the morning of Halloween in 2016 on one of the busiest weekends for the city when the victim was taken into protective custody after he flooded his hotel room while drunk.

      Authorities say Butler reached under a blanket and touched the victim’s genitals without consent and performed a sex act on the man inside a closet in the police station.

      The case gained some attention due to Butler’s claim that the incident was consensual, even though the victim was in police custody. Prosecutors argued a person in custody did not have the power to consent, but the defense argued the law does not specifically state that individuals in police custody can not consent.

  • Nice cankles Jenn
    December 19, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Jenn and Kim are rumored to have celebrated the
    impeachment hearing by giving the President a
    reverse jockey sidewalk steamer in front of city hall.

  • Massholio
    December 19, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Would someone please tell the retarded mayor that the witch trials didn’t take place in Salem? What does the Dancers board of selectmen say?

    • jerry Nadler blows stray dogs
      December 19, 2019 at 8:34 am


    • Adam Schiff takes cock in the ass
      December 19, 2019 at 8:37 am

      Fat Kim Driscoll presides over a police department led by a fat woman whose pig husband raped a male prisoner in the ass.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 19, 2019 at 1:43 am

    In photo it also appears her left paw might be trying to smuggle an
    extra slice of cheesecake home with her.Logan airport style.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 19, 2019 at 1:35 am

    Notice that Jenn is the only one raising a full fork in the photo?
    Can’t you stop gorging yourself for 5 seconds you yeast infected Narwhal??

    Trump 2020

  • ChipChipperson
    December 19, 2019 at 1:02 am

    Thank goodness the mayor clarified 1692 in her tweet! I thought Trump was referencing my own indecent exposure charge of 1986 in Salem (which was also a travesty of Justice).

  • Y
    December 18, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    It must be done right.
    It must be done according to the law.
    It must carry weight.
    It must be proven in the court of law.


  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 18, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Big girls need lovin’ too. Just not from me. The smell… What’s under all those flaps? Dingleberry diner.


  • Y
    December 18, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    Do you want to know what really happened to Anthony Bourdain?
    If so, research Adam Schiff and the Marmont Hotel.

    And, if you want to learn extra about Adam Schiff, research his name and the Standard Hotel.

    Knowledge is power.

    • Pedojew’s
      December 19, 2019 at 1:02 am

      He’s a Jew all of it fits.

    • Judge dread
      December 19, 2019 at 12:39 pm

      Standard hotel in LA or NYC? Need to narrow down results from duck duck.

  • Anon
    December 18, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    I work for the City of Salem. One time when Ms. Driscoll thought she was alone, she let out a loud, roaring fart. It smelled like she ate 50 buckets of raw broccoli, and chased it down with Almond Milk.

  • Cheddah
    December 18, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    (Referring to the red dress/mumu photo). There’s no fucking way those skinny, boney legs could support such a large, massive fat body! Disgusting…

  • MrSmiley
    December 18, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    She can work in the fields once the war calms down a bit. All that weight will drop right off! Powderkeg needs a spark. Trump re election will do juuuust fine. Always. Be. Preppin.

  • General Hawthorne
    December 18, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    Used to date the broad back in Nam. Was stationed in the outskirts of Tijuana. She used to give a hell of a “lipnicki”. Her nether regions looked like a tootsie roll though.. the long ones. That was the drawback, in my opinion at least.

    • Oliver Soup
      December 18, 2019 at 8:29 pm

      She still gives good Lipnicki’s ladies and gents!

  • Fatties are Useless
    December 18, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Look at that disgusting blob of shit right there. When they get that fucking obese, they lose the ability to conduct proper hygiene practices; most notably wiping their asses. Unless that fatty gets in there with a hose, there is no fucking way she can clean her shitty ass. There is a plus to this, however – diabetes is gonna remove her from the planet a lot sooner than she plans.

    • Theodore Constance III
      December 18, 2019 at 8:17 pm

      If you do your research on the fatty leftist you’ll know that she used to work on Jerry Springer’s cherry farm in California. Her ex girlfriend caught her giving Jerry Springer a ‘San Francisco Mayonnaise handshake’. Her ex, believe it or not, ended up slipping on the extra mayo and sued Mr. Springer for over $1mil.

  • Startled Pancake
    December 18, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Fat women have no shame.

    The 600 lb. Life refugee is a prime Charlottesville Part II candidate. In Minecraft, if course.

  • Sam Wallace
    December 18, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Well slap my beehive and call me Jimmy! I saw Ms. Mayor twerking her JELLO butt for passers-by during this years Halloween festivities!

    • Mr. Lemonshire
      December 18, 2019 at 7:07 pm

      I saw that! She even gave a random guy a Mississippi stingray lick! Gross!

      • Larry Butterfield
        December 18, 2019 at 7:10 pm

        She gave me a Thomas Jefferson fence post twirl a couple of years back. Blew my mind. Haven’t been the same since. Little did she know I was a conservative!

        • Jack Kangamaro
          December 18, 2019 at 7:14 pm

          She gave me a Pinocchio nose job one… Halloween day! She was dressed like a mango.

          • Guiseppe Calamari
            December 18, 2019 at 7:17 pm

            One year she was dressed as a flying saucer, holding a beer in one hand as she CONTINUOUSLY went on the children’s mini roller coaster!

          • Jennifer Magnolia
            December 18, 2019 at 7:21 pm

            I used to work in the same office as her. Horrible decision. I was basically her secretary. One day, it was snowing out and she needed something from her car but didn’t want to go out herself to get it. She then loudly pronounced in my general direction “FETCH ME MY WINSTONS! I’M HANKERIN’ FOR A SMOKE!”
            I did… and sure enough, she smoked her Winstons in her office Winston Churchill style.

          • The angry taint
            December 19, 2019 at 2:18 pm

            I once gave her a Fidel Castro while invading her bay of pigs

  • nancy's dried up pussy
    December 18, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Nadler is a didler

  • Bill Clinton
    December 18, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Is there something wrong with banging strippers, and a little blow along with it? Asking, for a friend .

    December 18, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    All that makeup Gimme Kimme had on for the interview I thought one of her chins was crack…

      December 18, 2019 at 5:42 pm

      *Chins was going to crack*

  • Puppet presidents
    December 18, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Wow two of Epstein’s clients got impeached,as long as Israel is ok I’m ok. You should worry about Nadler and Schiff the puppet masters for American presidents never change tribes. God bless only Israel.

  • CrispyC
    December 18, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    That fat fuck joined Antifa… should have joined AntiFat.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Ham hocks

  • Mr. Drumond
    December 18, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Hey Jenn – take a lap you fat useless slob!

  • Hugh Mungous
    December 18, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    My oath of enlistment is to uphold the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic.When my Commander in Chief gives the order to go get ‘em I’m going to have a right good time. Fuck these seditious scum bags

    • Jew war?
      December 19, 2019 at 1:18 am

      What if it’s a cokehead lush like G W Bush another Israeli puppet,you failed let the adults take care of civilian matters. Happy Hanukkah!

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 18, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    One of Jenn’s queefs could curdle the entire Charles river watershed.

    Trump 2020

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 18, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Every liberal politician in the country is trying to get on television. Most of them should have looked in the mirror before they agreed to be filmed!

  • Hellboy
    December 18, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Trying “to” hard seriously?

  • E. Norma Stitz
    December 18, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Sexy dress. It’s like putting lipstick on a pig.

    The only people afraid of this whale are the mcdonalds workers when they get her order wrong.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 18, 2019 at 7:23 pm


  • Old Fashioned Anti Socialist
    December 18, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    That food blister ANTIFA character is killing me. I just love how she’s not afraid to show off her leg of lamb arms in a sleeveless dress…or the fact that she thinks she’s “fucking some shit up” and “scaring people” by waddling after them and shouting.

    You look like a cashier at a Hallmark Store with an unnatural love of mashed potatoes and decorative bathroom soaps, chubby. You’re not a solider in a socialist terrorist organization. Go put on a holiday sweater featuring several cats. Call Ferris Bueller’s parents to see if he really is sick.

    I know there’s some question about the origin of the term, but if it were Stalin who did come up with “useful idiots,” boy, he hit the nail squarely on the head right there.

    • Silence of the leg of lambs
      December 19, 2019 at 12:03 pm

      “You look like a cashier at a Hallmark Store with an unnatural love of mashed potatoes and decorative bathroom soaps, chubby.”

      Fantastic post.Nicely done.

  • That 'Would' guy
    December 18, 2019 at 3:34 pm


  • Salem Throwback
    December 18, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    How long can I burn my oil lamp with her blubber oil from the pressing?

  • MAGA
    December 18, 2019 at 3:10 pm


    • MAGA cannot be faked, you dooshberg
      December 20, 2019 at 2:16 am

      Could you please NOT be such an asshole?
      Trump 2020. Suck it, troll.

  • Y
    December 18, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Reminder to all: If not for the fake Russian Witch Hunt, started w/foreign dis-info, there would be no Special Counsel and the Democrats wouldn’t have won the house in 2018.

    Many of those moderates who won in 2018 will be voted out since we learned about the FISA abuse, fake Steele dossier, etc.

    • Y
      December 18, 2019 at 3:05 pm

      Oh, and don’t forget, AG Barr is speaking tonight at 7:00; don’t forget to tune-in.

      The Dems revised the timing of the impeachment vote (to 7PM) because they don’t want average Americans to hear the truth.

  • Winston Churchill
    December 18, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Nancy Pelosi, Fat Boi Nadler, Shiff the swishing queer, Moonbat Crazy Waters the wig woman and there equally demented underlings are the New Captains of the Titanic. “Iceberg, what iceberg?”

  • The Hit Dog
    December 18, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    It was clearly a figure of speech. When it’s one of theirs, though, they can outright lie and never get called to task for it because they’ll claim it was hypoerbole.

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