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Self-Described “Family Man” Uses Toddler Daughter As Human Shield From Police Stun Gun After Chase From Violating Curfew For Bail On Case Where He Stabbed Someone

Self-Described “Family Man” Uses Toddler Daughter As Human Shield From Police Stun Gun After Chase From Violating Curfew For Bail On Case Where He Stabbed Someone

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Bangor Daily NewsAfter allegedly using a child as a shield and leading sheriff’s deputies on a chase, a Waterboro man is being held without bail at York County Jail in Alfred. Vincent Cole, 28, was arrested and charged with violation of conditional release, refusing to stop for a police officer, and driving to endanger, all Class E misdemeanors; endangering the welfare of a child; operating after suspension; and failure to wear a seat belt.

On Sunday at approximately 7:30 p.m., York County sheriff’s deputies responded to Orchard Drive in Waterboro for a report of a disturbance, according to a news release from York County Sheriff William King. Cole had allegedly been involved in a domestic disturbance with his girlfriend. He was not at the scene when deputies arrived. Deputies were aware that Cole had bail conditions from an arrest for elevated aggravated assault last month in which he is suspected of stabbing a bystander, King said. In addition, one condition of Cole’s release following the earlier charges was that he stay at his Orchard Road residence from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m., King said. When deputies cleared the residence at 8:20 p.m., Cole had not returned home.

Deputies searched around the Lake Arrowhead community in Waterboro for Cole, King said. At approximately 9:15 p.m., deputies found Cole driving, despite having a suspended driver’s license, according to the sheriff. When deputies tried to stop Cole, he attempted to elude them, King said. Cole sped up and took a series of abrupt turns. As he approached his house, he opened the vehicle door and jumped out of the moving vehicle. The vehicle crashed into some debris and came to a stop when it struck a boulder. Cole fled into his house with deputies in close pursuit, police said.

Cole did not comply with orders to submit to arrest but advanced toward a deputy, King said. The deputy drew his stun gun and again ordered Cole to submit. Instead, Cole allegedly grabbed a small child police believed to be his daughter and used the girl as a shield. The child’s mother retrieved the child from Cole, and he then submitted to arrest.

This is why you don’t allow guys who haven’t completely curved the brim of their hat and are in the process of growing neckbeards to dump their seed in your fetus factory. Yes, this guy’s a piece of shit, but at no point in time should you ever look at a face like this:

And say, “I’d like to let him dump his New England clam chowder into my soup kitchen.” It’s not gonna end well.

Ironically this chudstuffer advertises himself as a “family man” on Facebook:

Because lots of loving fathers use their daughters as a human shield from a stun gun. A stun gun that’s only being pulled on you because you once again beat your baby Momma, wisely fled the cops, and violated the terms of your bail (of course he’s out on bail) which you received because you stabbed a guy.

Yup, “family man.” Or as baby momma refers to him as, “Papa’s girl.”

Awesome guy right here.

These are the kind of people we expose on Turtleboy. This is what the critics would call “mean.” But guess what? We write about human garbage for a living. And if you have a problem with us calling out scumtwats who take their baby girls and use them as human shields from a stun gun, then it just might be you who is the asshole.

 

 

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9 Comment(s)
  • Al Hoove
    November 18, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    I’m surprised this Rhodes Scholar doesn’t have the near-mandatory Pro-Jackass neck tattoo yet. But since he’s well-immersed in douchebaggery, I’m sure we’ll get to see one in a future update’s mugshot.

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  • TarterSauce
    August 15, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Why spend a dollar on your kid (not to be confused with your child) When you can piss that money down the drain getting some “ink”. ??? People are stupid. But they tend to sleep at night IN APARTMENTS, cuz they don’t qualify for mortgages to OWN, but yet they got them stupid tattz.

    • Al Hoove
      November 18, 2017 at 10:29 pm

      I’m surprised this Rhodes Scholar doesn’t have the near-mandatory Pro-Jackass neck tattoo yet. But since he’s well-immersed in douchebaggery, I’m sure we’ll get to see one in a future update’s mugshot.

    • Al Hoove
      November 18, 2017 at 10:32 pm

      I guess you didn’t get the memo from the Tarded Douchebags Union that all tattoos are free. They’re never any cost, so can’t be held against whining broke beggars.

  • ElJefe72
    ElJefe72
    August 15, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    Free my boi!!!! 100% 100% 100% FAX!!

  • Justin Beiber
    August 15, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    I hope the baby in this story one day reads about her parents and realizes how fucked up they both are and uses it as a lesson to be a better person and run far far away from them. Hopefully before it isn’t too late.

  • Jib
    August 15, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    If i was the cop I wouldve tazed his nut sack

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