SJWs are typically batshit, but this androgynous Feminazi takes the cake
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Most of us have been there – the starving, broke as fuck college student. We made it through by eating ramen noodles 3x a day and drinking Natty Ice and five buck chuck from change scrounged out of the couch cushions. When you’re an international student, things get tricky depending on the type of visa you’re on, and in a lot of cases, you’re not legally able to work an off-campus gig, if at all. That’s the type of conundrum that 41-year-old Kara Downs is in. Like any great, middle-aged mother, Kooky Kara dumped her teenaged crotch fruit back in Canada to pursue her geeky accounting dreams and is here on a student visa.
Nothing screams SJW Snowflake – or in this instance, Mapleleaf – like a pair of mixed media cat eye frames. Me-ow.
Not that there’s anything wrong with having a midlife career switch, I mean, hell, I’m writing for Turtleboy. The problem is this mighty moose ran out of cash and is now begging the good ol’ redblooded American people to fund her education via GoFundMe.
Oh, look – for $15 I get a personalized “thank you” and for $20 I get a handmade comic book pendant! Let me whip out my credit card right.NOW.
Listen Mapleleaf Moira (she looks like a Moira, doesn’t she?) you’re here on a student visa – you’re not even gonna stay in this country when your education is complete, so what exactly is the benefit of throwing my hard-earned money at you? You’re not gonna give back to America, so gtfoh.
Poor me, I grew up surrounded by addiction and I’ve disowned my family. Blah blah blah blah. No one feels bad for you, you batty broad. You’re fucking 40-something for crying out loud. You made the informed decision to go to school, in another fucking country no less, so suck it the fuck up and figure it out. How do you plan to afford Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavahd at this rate? Another GoFundMe? And she has the gall to tell potential donors that whatever is leftover she is going to send to her crotchfruit back in Canuckland.
Now, I’m not sure which class of visa this chick is on, but the most common is F1, and it requires you to either have a sponsor, someone who states they will be financially responsible for you or you have to show that there is enough cheddar stashed in the bank to be supported for at least a year. I guess Kooky Kara’s year is up, so she’s turned to some alternative means to support herself, aside from internet panhandling, instead of, you know, working on-campus, the obvious fucking solution.
Yep… she’s selling her crusty drawers and Frito feet pantyhose for $25 USD a pop – that’s like $34 CAD – BUT you need to send her $12.50 by PayPal before she’ll meet up with you to lovingly hand it over. I wonder if they come complete with crotch crickets and a dose of the clap for that extra oomph?
My bet is on yep.
If skidmarked panties aren’t your cup of tea, she also has a lucrative business selling pinup-esque “retro up-cycled” (I hope that also doesn’t mean used) lingerie and vegan body care products on the Facebook machine, Etsy, and, at rockabilly shows around Boston proper.
Her favorite materials include… beer cans! Betcha never saw that coming. How much you wanna bet she walks around Quincy on trash day plucking cans from her neighbors bins? I’d throw a five spot on it.
Anyway, aside from being an artsy-fartsy wannabe, turns out that Kooky Kara is also into flexing those Feminazi muscles to beat up unsuspecting gentlemen. She generally attacks them at bars or shows, throwing glasses at their faces. We received info from a source who alleges this moonbat also got tossed out of the Middle East in Cambridge a few weeks back for attacking a man there. And of course she posts shit like this on FB
And while all of that is unsubstantiated, anecdotal evidence, Kara is proud of her ways and has posted about the same abusive behavior on Facebook, because of course she’d be proud of being fucking mental
Right there, in black and white “I threw a full glass in the face of a guy at one of the last Oi shows I was at…” First, who the fuck still goes to Oi Shows? I mean, maybe in your teenage, punky angst. But at 40? Bitch, go sit your near-geriatric ass down somewhere before you bust a hip. Throwing shit at other people, man or not, is not something to brag about either. Just because you’re not a pajama-clad foodstampapotamus and probably don’t own a flat brim Bulls hat doesn’t mean you’re not ratchet af. And here I was, thinking that Canadians are these sweet, docile, bacon-eating and maple syrup-swilling happy-go-lucky people. Wrong! Methinks we might be building a wall at the wrong border.
What I really want to know is, how the fuck is this menace still on the street? I mean, she looks like a prepubescent boy, so if I were a man and this mighty moose came at me, I might smack her around a little bit. And, it might do her a bit of good, unscramble her peanut a bit so she could become a normal, productive member of society instead of a rabid Chihuahua attacking people all willy-nilly. I think that’s a pipedream, though, ‘cause this crazy Canuck clearly doesn’t have a normal bone in her body.
Instead of wishing her kid a happy birthday on Facebook like most normal moms do nowadays (‘I can’t believe it’s been 13 years! Blah blah blah’) this mook posts shit like this
“In celebrating birthdays it gets forgotten that not only was someone born, but someone gave birth as well. I can’t be with my son to celebrate the day he came into this world, but I can celebrate my body for giving him life. I’m grateful for my body for being resilient, beautiful and strong. It’s carried me through 41 years, and gave birth to a beautiful 10lb 4oz baby on this day 16 years ago. I’ve learned to value my body more and more as I’ve gotten older, and the gifts it’s given me such as my wonderful son ”
Yeah, I’m SURE that’s the kind of happy birthday a 16-year-old boy wants from his mama. This is fucking disgusting. How much you wanna bet she uses that same pic to send to the creepers interested in buying her undergarments on CL? And not for nothing, but, it’s your kid’s special day. You don’t get to hijack it just because you pushed him out of your tuna flap. The day isn’t about YOUR BODY and what it did, it’s about the other body and soul came out of it, you mooseknuckle. I’ve never seen a more selfish set of words strung together in my life. I wanna punch this chick in the face.
On top of not being able to see beyond her own nose, she’s a hypocrite and a half, considering she’s “vegan” but yet, lists her past employer in Canada on LinkedIn as a fucking Japanese Steakhouse… uh, ok?
And as if all of THAT isn’t enough, this earthy-crunchy-internet-panhandling piece of scrod is slutting it up around Boston and bragging about it, where else, but on the Facebook machine
Never have I thought, “Hm, my boyfriend is out of town, so let me do some Tindering and hook up with a rando at Somerville High” nor have I ever made out with my friends while in a committed relationship. Let me remind you, this is not some 20-something college kid. This is a 41-year-old woman with a teenage kid she dipped on in another country. What in the fucking fuck? Sounds like someone is having a bit of a midlife crisis. You wanna whore it up? Cool, but do it back in Canada and on your own dime, Mighty Moose. Don’t beg the Americans to fund your floozy lifestyle, and don’t beat our men. The men in Canada might stand for that, but we don’t, and it’s only a matter of time before some chick knocks you on your ass for it. Or a man. You swing first, it’s fair game in my book. We need an ICE raid in Quincy, STAT.