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Shady Brockton Businessman Billy Baklava Uses Fake Nonprofit To Prey On Mentally Disabled People Who He Assaults And Tries To Con Out Of Their Cars  


The Middleborough Police announced this weekend that they’d arrested a Brockton man set to open a business in their town for assaulting a mentally disabled employee, trying to con him out of his car, and never paying him for labor. But there’s much, much  more to this story. Because it’s an investigative story the boss wants me to publish it on TB Daily News instead of Turtleboy so here’s the link.



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18 Comment(s)
  • Freddie
    February 26, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    This guy Charlie is a scum bag… Though he may be Lebanese, as so am I, the Lebanese community makes no attempt to stand behind this dirtbag… He has screwed many of his own people, including his own family members. He’s a con-man that deserves to be in prison and/or deported back to where he belongs.

  • The Name Game
    June 25, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    El-Helou? Makes me think of Kyle McLachlan’s Dougie Jones/ Dale Cooper hitting the Vegas jackpot slots (“HELLLOOOOOOO!!!!”)

  • Satan
    June 24, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Charles El Helou
    come on downnnnnn!!!!!

  • Narcanista
    June 24, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    On immigration policy: Are these the kinds of people we want immigrating to our country? They bring their Third World corruption and treachery here rather than leaving it behind in their Shithole ™ countries of origin.

  • randiguy2006
    What Did You Expect?
    June 24, 2019 at 9:28 am

    This is the world Trump has enabled.

    • Kim Wescott
      June 24, 2019 at 9:51 am

      Takes a special kind of stupid to connect the two. Dimwit.

    • Y
      June 24, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      Trump came to office in 2016. They’ve been operating since the early 2000’s. You’re a moron, suffering heavily from TDS.

  • Authentic (for Dick)
    June 24, 2019 at 7:46 am

    Along comes that guy who is Lebanese,
    Takes advantage of those with special needs.

    He puts ‘em to work,
    Then proves he’s a jerk…

    Using their pay for his own Mercedes

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 24, 2019 at 11:56 am


      I shall stand to applaud this excellent work in the limerick department.
      Keep ’em coming!

  • Klancy, Private investigator
    June 23, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Yeah he’s done it before check out the screen shots on the turtleboy army on Facebook. He’s also famous for living in small claims court. What a douchcanoe.
    He must be very short. Gets his thrills from assaulting the mentally challenged.

  • True Reality Speaks
    SSTG is Still A Cunt
    June 23, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Doesn’t make up for your clueless and despicable bashing of the mother who was rightfully upset by the “joke” award the idiot teachers gave to her autistic child. There’s no walking that one back, ever, and this desperate and hypocritical attempt to atone for that blog proves just how classless you are.

    But hey, you managed to get yourself and the worst commenters and trolls to feel better about themselves by pandering to those knuckle draggers and mouth breathers. As TBS says, the internet is forever and that blog will always come up with your moniker attached to it. Clickbait phony outrage and faux self-righteousness are so hot now. How could you resist, right?

    • Jeff J
      Feel Better Now?
      June 23, 2019 at 11:38 pm

      Hold a grudge much? I bet you just couldn’t wait till she wrote another one. I think you should start charging her rent cuz she’s taking up waaay to much space in your head. Time to move on, unless of course you enjoy being bitter and angry.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 24, 2019 at 2:58 am

      Seriously, is this all you’ve got? Defending a stupid cow who knows less about her “autistic” child than the teachers do.

      Of you fuck. Right now.

    • Life Coach
      June 25, 2019 at 1:28 pm

      TRIGGERED! Only YOU can prevent someone living in your head. You must enjoy chronic anger and misanthropy issues. Get over it. You’re like my art teacher who still stewed over the Red Cross allegedly charging for donuts during the war, 25 years after the event. Never let it go. Clouded his entire life outlook. Don’t be that guy. Get over it.

    • Amirite
      June 27, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      Im a huge turtle boy fan but that blog was RIDICULOUS…how anyone can not understand why the mother was upset must be spending to much time seeing diego on the corner for his magic white overdose surpreme…and sucking up brain cells day after day with thier favorite shared needle of the day amirite

  • Ted Baxter
    June 23, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Time wounds all heels.

  • FedUp
    June 23, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Fucking dimocrats. Hell is just too lenient.

  • z
    June 23, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    “EL-HELOU is known to police”.

    That tells you all you need to know.
    It takes a special kind of stupid to prey on someone who has family where the family may take more than the usual interest in someones job.

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