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Shrillhan Omar Spits On And Tries To Eat A Spencer Cop While Visiting Her Pa Dukes At The Liquor Store


This is 19 year old Nyari Sai Holly of 192 Fountain Street, Springfield.

She was visiting her Pa Dukes in Spencer over the weekend where he lives at the Veteran’s shelter. The two of them were catching up on old times outside of a liquor store when they started yelling and screaming at each other in a “loud, argumentative, and hostile” tone, causing an alert to call the po-po.

When they arrived she wisely announced to them that she “watches COPS and knows how it works,” before calling responding officer Valerie Morin a cunt faced racist. Instead of just calming the fuck down she decided to then spit in Officer Morin’s face, punch Sgt. Norman Hodgerney, kick both officers with her boots on, and try to bite Officer Morin. Does this look like a chick who wouldn’t eat a cop if given the chance?

That is one hangry bitch if I’ve ever seen one.

Instead of telling his crotch fruit to calm the fuck down, Pa dukes, who was just fighting with his daughter 30 seconds prior to the cops getting there, shouted at the cops while they pepper sprayed his ratchet semen demon.

When she was finally placed in the cruiser she kicked the windows and doors, which is a really high percentage way to escape police custody. At the station she got put in the “restraint chair” and Officer Morin had a possible fracture to her right hand as a result of bringing Shrillhan Omar to justice.

I’d link and quote the Turtlegram’s coverage of this story, but a) they’d never do the same for us, and b) they sent me a cease and desist letter last time I quoted and linked one of their stories. So now I’ll just paraphrase it and send them less links. Great works shitheads.

P.S. Please God, tell me this isn’t a funeral home.

I’m hopefully wrong, but it looks a lot like what you’d see at a wake and nothing would surprise me with a ratchet like this.


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53 Comment(s)
  • Alysha Holly
    February 20, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    The same racist ass people talking shit without knowing facts because lets face it this turtleboy fucker has no clue what hes talking about ate the same ones who wouldnt DARE say this shit to the people they’re disrespecting. You all are fucking cowards

  • Sir Oscar, Mayor of Turgidshire
    February 15, 2020 at 6:44 am

    Idiots putting on simian displays of rage like her are the primary reason cops wear sap gloves.
    Daddy probably had a finger or four in her bum at a young age and told her this is love, let it happen.

  • Richard Spencer
    February 14, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    it’s about time we start hanging these coons again when they get out of line.

  • Bella Romanum
    February 14, 2020 at 8:25 am

    When did this devolve into a Klan rally?

    You guys know this isnt a race thing and is a socio-economic education thing, right?

    You dont recall classless, fool acting white people on this website? I seem to recall them.

    Shes no different than anyone raised in her circumstances….still responsible for her actions but she was put on a path and the outcome has nothing to do with melanin.

    Cracker ass crackers.

    • Mike B.
      February 14, 2020 at 7:01 pm

      I think otherwise.

  • Amy Minnesota Mean
    February 13, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    Dead by 30. Useless Eater.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 13, 2020 at 11:56 am

    I got a headache just trying to imagine how loud she is

  • tim Fenton
    February 13, 2020 at 11:54 am

    I had 30 years of this crap in the 413. Usta be, you could take a ride out to Spencer and escape this species. Nothing like dealing with highassis alabamis. Watch their nails, new guys!

  • Hugo Blass
    February 13, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Don’t be afraid to call a spade a spade

  • randiguy2006
    February 13, 2020 at 10:29 am

    The colored green lunch post had me worried.

    Thanks for gettin’ right back to negro bashin’ Unc.

  • Cheddah
    February 13, 2020 at 8:11 am

    She keeps it up she’ll be getting molested on a daily basis at MCI Framingham. I’m sure they’d love her there…

  • m. radant
    February 13, 2020 at 7:51 am

    Too bad the cop didn’t shoot the whore and did the taxpayers a favor!

  • Giulia
    February 13, 2020 at 3:49 am

    Ugh. If one day I hear that this hood rat has contracted a very painful and incurable venereal disease…. I don’t think that I’d ever be able to stop myself from dancing a jig of complete and utter glee.

  • Idgaf
    February 13, 2020 at 3:19 am

    Fuck Latinos and black

  • Judge dread
    February 13, 2020 at 1:59 am

    I like how they have a family meet up outside the liquor store.

    Pro tip: if ur gonna meet up with dad at the liquor store, atleast find some place to consume said liquor, rather than going zero to ratchet in 30 seconds.

    Why is it Latino and black women are always the ones that completely loose their shit and engage in public freak the fuck out activity?

    While she was in the chair and probably had a spit hood on, I think they should have sent her to the hospital so hey can pump this psycho hose beast up with some liquid Ativan. I hope she gets the maximum penalty allowed by the law… which in mass is probation and no one cares as long as you make the monthly payments.

    Also that pic was totally in a funeral home. I’m shocked this hood booger actually had life insurance to pay for a funeral home. I would expect a Big Labowski coffee can ashes type thing.

    Notice how they’re all wearing red. Kinda looks like some bloods gang type respect. I bet every rider a dollar that multiple hood rats showed up with flat brimmed Chicago bulls hats. The bulls theme song was obviously the sound track for this engagement.

    • Judge dread
      February 13, 2020 at 2:13 am

      Oh yah I forgot to mention that Nyari Sai was probably repeat listening to the song father figure by George Michael prior to this incident.

  • Omar an American hero
    February 13, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Omar the representative is the best she’s the only one with the guts to tell Americans israel did 9/11. The ptsd heads went to the wrong country. Now the flag is Jewed.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 13, 2020 at 12:27 am

    The definition of a Black is “a loud, argumentative, and hostile tone”, in fact their portraits can be described as “a loud, argumentative, and hostile tone”, and their devolution into a lower animal is accompanied by “a loud, argumentative, and hostile tone.”

    • Give all definitions
      February 13, 2020 at 12:53 am

      Black= A Jew is ready to come out of the oven, or a color.

  • JustJack
    February 12, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    “ good work shit heads”

  • Lake Flaccid
    February 12, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    Fuck the Po’Po’!

    Springfield and Chicopee should be a military nuclear testing area.

    February 12, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Deport Ilhan Omar for the sake of humanity

    • Truth
      February 13, 2020 at 7:44 am

      Incriminating??? TB would become a member of a protected class if those pics came out.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    February 12, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    I’m only surprised about 2 things in this article.

    1. She knows who her father is.
    2. Her father isn’t in jail.

    • The Truth Is Now Racist
      February 12, 2020 at 11:47 pm

      Thank you Mike Bloomberg for pointing out the obvious.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    February 12, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Would, savage behavior forgiven, still would

  • Is she old enough to to vote? Signed Liz Warren
    February 12, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    Why does she look like she’s about 8 years old in that blue sweatshirt picture?

  • Deval Patricks Scrotum
    February 12, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    After only getting 1200 votes in N.H. (TRUTH) I am throwing
    in the towel on my Presidential bid. I dropped out today.

    Trump 2020

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Dean Vernon Wormer
      February 13, 2020 at 8:06 am

      “Mr. Blutarsky: 0.0”

  • ?
    February 12, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Saw this story in the telegram this morning….why ya stealing it?

    • whatevuh
      February 12, 2020 at 8:39 pm

      If you actually read the article moron, you would see he gives the telegram credit for it, wake the fuck up

    • Loosahh
      February 12, 2020 at 9:49 pm

      Did you pay to read the article?

  • Lizzo's Chicken Wing Intervention Team
    February 12, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    Hope they went extra heavy on the pepper spray.
    I would gladly pay $29.95 to pay-per-view for a glimpse
    of the restraint chair follies.

  • Jane Goodall
    February 12, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    The red ones can be extremely dangerous.

  • Karl Marx
    February 12, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Thank god I have enough money that I don’t have to live near any negroe scum

    God bless and keep safe our president Donald J Trump

  • Renfroe
    February 12, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    What an ugly disgusting looking fucking ape
    This spade looks like it just swung down out of a tree by its tail

  • Dr Phil
    February 12, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Kill it with fire…then sweep up the ashes and throw them in an incinerator just in case…

  • Cheesemo
    February 12, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    And these fucking subhuman negroes wonder why all the white people move away when the shit and urine colored people move in

  • I see the future, and it's all ratchet
    February 12, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    A Jiggaboo do what a Jiggaboo gotta do. Lawd! Dem whities are only good fo sending mah EBT deposit. I nevah let them in mah sextion 8 …

  • Katie "Barfly" Barclay
    February 12, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    How dare you demean a minority. I will expose you for the hateful troll you are.

    Also if theres any minority men reading this come lay some pipe I need my pipes cleaned and I’m desparite. Seriously the last time these pipes were cleaned Reagan was president and I was in my thirties.

    Also yada yada class action dumb bitch mouth breathing etc.

      February 12, 2020 at 9:04 pm


      • Katie "Barfly" Barclay
        February 13, 2020 at 6:09 am

        Come on down sweetie. You can find me behind the school blowing teenagers.

  • whatevuh
    February 12, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    and they wonder why we all hate them . . . .

  • Blood
    February 12, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Look at the colors.. explains it all.
    Not of the woman, the color of the clothes

  • Her Mother
    February 12, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    What an ugly little troll she is. How much government assistance does this twat cost taxpayers? She is never going to amount to anything in her worthless life.

    • Red dog
      February 13, 2020 at 5:36 pm

      Lived here almost my entire life. We have SMOC housing,but I had no idea we had a veterans shelter. I’m thinking he lived in SMOC.

  • Crispy C
    February 12, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Yay diversity.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    February 12, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Diversity is our strength!
    Thank you, Democrats!!
    This is why we can’t have nice things.
    I agree with Old Gumshoe.
    These cretins need to be taught some manners, old school style.
    A police baton off that ugly brown noggin’ would do the trick nicely.

  • Fuck Liberals
    February 12, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Looks like the woman set of the bloods in that picture. Thug lyfe yo! It’s too bad the cops didnt rip her arms off and beat her with em. Fucking nasty smushed in face little cunt. These little shits will spout any demokkkratic talking point out of their filthy mouths so they can justify their ratchet behavior!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    February 12, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Back in the day, the spitter would soon be spitting her chicklets onto the sidewalk.
    Ah….the good old days.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    February 12, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    You go girlfriend. I got yo back.

    • Donald Trump
      February 12, 2020 at 6:40 pm

      Same! I was just named THE BLACK LIVES MATTER PRESIDENT!

  • Donald Trump
    February 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    I just want to reach out and give her a job.
    I’m also DISGUSTED that people like this are RACIALLY PROFILED IT IS RACISM.


    A vote for me is a vote for these policies. MAGA! KAG!

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