Sideshow Knobjob Arrested On Warrants While Hiding In Attic Insulation After Intentionally Slamming Brakes To Harm Child In Video, This Is What We Do

Sideshow Knobjob Arrested On Warrants While Hiding In Attic Insulation After Intentionally Slamming Brakes To Harm Child In Video, This Is What We Do

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Oh look, another asshole is going down because of the turtle:

Disturbing cell phone taken by an East Providence driver is now at the center of a police investigation. The video which has more than 11,000 views on YouTube shows 20–year–old Isaiah Serena slamming the breaks in his car sending an unrestrained toddler flying into the passenger seat. East Providence police tell ABC 6 News that they were tipped off by an anonymous caller last week. We’re told the the little girl in the video is okay.  The child does not belong to Serena, but rather is the daughter of a friend who live in Florida. Once tipped off to the video, police tried to arrest Serena on an out standing warrant stemming from the fourth of July. He ran from police into a crawl space. A K9 unit was called in and Serena surrendered. The 20–year–old has not been charged for the video but East Providence police and the DCYF are investigating. The DCYF telling us that because the child and her father live in Florida they have passed along all information to that state’s child welfare department.

At this point it’s just outright embarrassing for these media outlets like ABC6 to go out of their way NOT to mention the turtle, when everyone knows the turtle was the one that exposed this asswipe. This is what happens every time one of these MSM fake news sites pulls a stunt like this:

At this point everyone knows. They might as well just acknowledge us. Failure to do so only humiliates themselves. That video they’re referring to? Yea, it’s on our Youtube channel, and was shared on our blog about Isaiah Serena:

The East Providence PD could not arrest him for it yet, since evidently they don’t know where this took place. But it basically gave them a reason to find this asshole and get him on warrants. And of course Sideshow Knobjob hid in an attic underneath insulation in the middle of the summer. Because he’s just wicked smart like that.

Oh yea, and good thing the child’s parents are in Florida. Because who wouldn’t abandon their child, leave them with this chudstuffer, and move down to the sunshine state?



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9 Comment(s)
  • Local real local
    Local Real Local
    October 24, 2017 at 10:04 am

    Wear plenty of clean underwear and white t-shirts. Don’t forget your toothbrush, because you are going into the can. The only issue is whether the parents will get their kid back because the child is in State’s custody.

    Why did they leave the child with this fucking moron? Where are the child’s grandparents or even a decent Aunt that bakes cookies and pies during the Fall? For Christ’s sakes, what the fuck is the matter with you people?

  • fox Verde
    August 17, 2017 at 11:26 am

    great job TURTLEBOY!

  • Mom's Basement
    August 10, 2017 at 11:16 am

    This may cause him to lose his scholarship to Clown College

  • Turtlehead is poking through after I eat Whimpy Skippys
    August 10, 2017 at 10:33 am

    Casserta’s makes the best spinach pies. The Whimpy Skippy is spinach, pepperoni, black olives, and mozzarella. They’re on Federal Hill in Providence so I travel from Cape Cod and buy like 10 uncooked ones and put them in the freezer for later.

  • LMAO
    August 10, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Charlie Brown from LONS has seen better days.

  • They call me Ponch
    August 10, 2017 at 8:00 am

    Shave his head

    Kid is just plain old fashioned duuuuuuumb!

    • Buck
      December 21, 2017 at 9:32 am

      Ugly a fug also.

  • August 10, 2017 at 4:19 am

    Good! and it’s “brakes” not breaks,just sayin’

    • The Poop Hole Loophole
      August 10, 2017 at 6:59 am

      ‘Breaks’ was written by ABC news not the turtle.

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