SJW Message TB, Calls Us Racist, Challenges Us To Debate On Facebook Live, We Accept, She Demands Money And Chickens Out When We Tell Her No
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This is Jay Jackson, from Braintree:
She is a self-described, “unapologetic QUEEN,” armed with an associates degree from Bunker Hill Community College – the Harvard of Charlestown.
Well apparently she recently discovered the turtle, and low and behold she believes we are racist. So she challenged us to a debate in our inbox:
Fuck it, we’ll do it. We love defending our opinions because we’re so right all the time. It’s like going into a fight 100 pounds bigger than your opponent. Jay Jackson apparently thinks the words we use to describe the local boobs we write about are racist. At least when they’re black. Not when they’re white though:
But there was a catch – she demanded compensation:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Now we’ve seen it all. Look Jay, we’ll roast you with facts in front of an audience, no problem. But if you think we’re gonna pay you to be added to the Turtleboy graveyard you are sadly mistaken.
More importantly, if we debated on Facebook Live (which we were all about) we wouldn’t make money off it. Because we don’t own Facebook. We own Turtleboy Sports. We made money when people click on our website. When people watch our Facebook Live show we don’t make money – Mark Zuckerberg does. So we let her know this:
Last September we conducted a scientific study to determine if Turtleboy was racist. Did we pick on people of color disproportionately? Were we giving whitey a pass? To find out we looked through the last 108 blogs and categorized the antagonists by race. Here was the racial demographic breakdown:
In conclusion Turtleboy is in fact racist……against white people.
Nevertheless she persisted about her demands for 50% of imaginary revenue that Mark Zuckerberg would be making on our Facebook Live debate:
Oh right, she’d be bringing attention to us. Not the other way around. Because apparently she has over 100,000 combined followers on social media. She brings more to the table in this relationship. We should be the ones paying her. Definitely.
Honestly the level of her stupidity had us licking our chops though. This was gonna be easier than we thought. Obviously this chick was way, way out of her league. It would’ve been a great show watching the lamb come to slaughter. So we tried to show her the light, but she just wasn’t getting it:
We tried showing her the Sweet 16 from Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. These are the 16 creatures turtle riders chose as the most ratchet of them all in Turtleboy history. Here they were in all their glory:
The only black person on that list was Robert “Boo Shameek” Alston, and he didn’t even make the Final 4. This chick was in way over her head. That’s why she had to play the “you’re mentally unstable” card and run for the hills:
Give me a break Jay. You’re from friggin Braintree. The most diversity in your town is Baby Gangsta
At least I actually grew up in Worcester and interacted with a diverse community on a daily basis. You’re a rich chick who grew up in the Tree and still ended up at Bunker Hill CC. Fail.
Make no doubt about it though, we would’ve gladly done it for free, and she would’ve gotten publicity she couldn’t afford to pay for. She’d be a hero in the SJW community overnight. But Turtleboy is principled and enjoys defending his points of view. Yes, we make money off this now. But we built our brand by doing it for free for a long, long time.
Not Jay though. She has no principles. She has no good points to make. She just saw a cash cow and tried to get a piece of that sweet potato pie:
Why are the dumbest people always drawn to us? How many times have we explained that the blog is an entirely different entity than Facebook Live? Turtleboy Jr. can understand this. She can’t.
But she wanted to let us know that we had no idea “how real this debate can get” because she is “unapologetic”:
Boom. Turtle wins again. The invitation stands for anyone else like this – we’d love to have a turtle debate on Facebook Live. There is an open invitation to ANYONE who has ever been featured on a Turtleboy blog to come on and defend themselves on our award winning show. We’d also do a debate on pretty much any controversial topic, because it’s easy to debate when you’re always right. See ya tomorrow night at 10 PM. Will Jay show up, or is she only in it for the money?
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