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Smokestack Urban Barbecue Caption Contest For Free Gift Certificate Is One Of The Greatest Pictures Ever Taken

Here’s last week’s Smokestack Urban Barbecue caption contest winner:

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Congrats to Matty Mo on winning a $10 gift certificate to the most delicious barbecue joint around. Give us a message and we’ll send your gift card right away. Also liked both of these:

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This week’s caption contest is one of our favorite images of all time on Turtleboy Sports. We’ve used it a million times because the facial expressions alone are priceless. And since Sarai Rivera has been in the news this week by demanding a “safe space” from 70 year old concerned neighborhood activists at City Council meetings, we decided this would be the perfect picture to caption. Remember if you leave a caption in the comments of the blog then you need to use a valid email address or we won’t have any way to let you know that you won.

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48 Comment(s)
  • Lite Brite
    June 13, 2016 at 7:44 am

    FeistyLL doesn’t seem too Feisty in this one.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 13, 2016 at 8:13 am

      Sometimes I like to keep things G rated!

  • john p
    June 11, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    Bones and beers ……….BE hoppy

  • Turtle Rider
    June 10, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    This. Is. Great.

  • Dapoofy
    June 10, 2016 at 10:11 am

    I shaved my legs for this?

  • None of the Above 2016
    June 10, 2016 at 9:59 am

    When their “Safe Space” is your workplace!

  • MrSmiley
    June 10, 2016 at 9:36 am

    15 bucks an hour and youll get my smile…. Until then. Enjoy this one.

  • Wabbitt
    June 10, 2016 at 9:07 am

    I’m just waiting for Stockholm Syndrome to set in…

    • Justice
      June 10, 2016 at 10:47 am

      LOL wabbitt is the winner!

  • Navybuckeye
    June 10, 2016 at 8:56 am

    Stank finger coming in 3, 2, 1…..

  • mike
    June 10, 2016 at 8:45 am

    The good, the bad and the ugly

  • Jepson
    June 10, 2016 at 8:10 am

    Sorry…”.Taco Bell’s Angels” was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than,” I beat anorexia.” Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Matty Mo must be a buddy or you were stoned when you read it, so anything was funny.

  • BobnMic
    June 10, 2016 at 4:16 am

    There is some really good shit on here. I don’t know if I can compete but I’ll give it a shot.

    Awkward moment:

    “How come I am the only one noticing that the Major is not wearing pants?

    • BobnMic
      June 10, 2016 at 4:20 am

      Mayor I meant. I fucked it up all already so I’m out.

  • June 10, 2016 at 2:08 am

    This is not the safe space I had in mind!

  • Bill P.
    June 9, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    ” I’d really like to tell them just how badly I sharted, but I’ll kust let them smell it instead”

  • Erin Suzanne
    June 9, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Pictures Here: Rivera celebrates the Grand Opening of her very own safe place, boasting the mission statement “Don’t feed the homeless”.

  • Fire
    June 9, 2016 at 11:08 pm


  • Amanda
    June 9, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    They raised the minimum wage. I’ve been here 10 years and now the new hires make the same amount as me.

  • Chris Seith
    June 9, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    Please speak in to the clowns mouth.

  • tunnel
    June 9, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    The moment you realize that wasn’t a fart.

  • timdoggy
    June 9, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    Dang, Obama’s cousin just stole my chick…

  • OhNoYouDidnt
    June 9, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…

  • Sal Monella
    June 9, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Am I starting my period?

  • Lorenzo Cat
    June 9, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    “when does my white privilege kick in?”

  • oneopinion
    June 9, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    Everyone who doesn’t have to work here say cheese!

  • Del Gtiffith
    June 9, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    Five minutes ago I was scrubbing toilets, can I go back there now? Please…

  • Anc
    June 9, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    Tonight… on “To Catch a Predator”

  • Do What?
    June 9, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    “If you’re the smartest person in the room, you should…..ahhh fuck it. CHEESE!”


    “Guidance counselors are such assholes.”

    • Justice
      June 10, 2016 at 10:36 am

      ahhhhh ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa

  • ItsAllABadDream
    June 9, 2016 at 6:37 pm


  • Devils Mouthpiece
    June 9, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    “I wish dumb and dumber would just hop on out of here”

  • BlackandWhite
    June 9, 2016 at 6:21 pm

    Serving Lips and A$$holes

  • WormtownKris
    June 9, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    Sarai and Mayor Puddy’s spicy Cajun breakfast went right through them, much to the chagrin of the Popeye’s staff…..

  • paul
    June 9, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    I am surrounded by idiots, please shoot me.

  • heathercn
    June 9, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Kill me now

  • Goat boy
    June 9, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    A picturesque moment with the “FRAUD SQUAD”

  • Jonny
    June 9, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    You want fries with that?

  • Dlew
    June 9, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    …..please kill me…

  • 190@4:30
    June 9, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    “Why don’t you have a seat? I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC'”

  • Danny
    June 9, 2016 at 4:48 pm


  • Shackleford
    June 9, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    DeVry University Class of 2016

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 9, 2016 at 4:51 pm

      I up voted because we both thought the same… lol

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    June 9, 2016 at 4:46 pm

    Not quite the management job Salter College promised.

  • KimberlyS
    June 9, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    I’m smiling on the inside.


  • John Holmes
    June 9, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    “I call sloppy seconds.”

  • Del Griffith
    June 9, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    “My boss made me pose for a pic with these tools”

  • Gayle Mahoney
    June 9, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Just another day that I am forced to deal with people

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