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  • Smokestack Urban Barbecue Caption Contest For Free Gift Certificate Is One Of The Greatest Pictures Ever Taken

    Here’s last week’s Smokestack Urban Barbecue caption contest winner:

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    Congrats to Matty Mo on winning a $10 gift certificate to the most delicious barbecue joint around. Give us a message and we’ll send your gift card right away. Also liked both of these:

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    This week’s caption contest is one of our favorite images of all time on Turtleboy Sports. We’ve used it a million times because the facial expressions alone are priceless. And since Sarai Rivera has been in the news this week by demanding a “safe space” from 70 year old concerned neighborhood activists at City Council meetings, we decided this would be the perfect picture to caption. Remember if you leave a caption in the comments of the blog then you need to use a valid email address or we won’t have any way to let you know that you won.

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    1. Gayle Mahoney

      Just another day that I am forced to deal with people

    2. Del Griffith

      “My boss made me pose for a pic with these tools”

    3. John Holmes

      “I call sloppy seconds.”

    4. KJDS

      I’m smiling on the inside.


    5. FiestyLawyerLady

      Not quite the management job Salter College promised.

    6. Shackleford

      DeVry University Class of 2016

      1. FiestyLawyerLady

        I up voted because we both thought the same… lol

    7. Danny


    8. [email protected]:30

      “Why don’t you have a seat? I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC'”

    9. Dlew

      …..please kill me…

    10. Jonny

      You want fries with that?

    11. Goat boy

      A picturesque moment with the “FRAUD SQUAD”

    12. Heather

      Kill me now

    13. paul

      I am surrounded by idiots, please shoot me.

    14. WormtownKris

      Sarai and Mayor Puddy’s spicy Cajun breakfast went right through them, much to the chagrin of the Popeye’s staff…..

    15. BlackandWhite

      Serving Lips and A$$holes

    16. Devils Mouthpiece

      “I wish dumb and dumber would just hop on out of here”

    17. ItsAllABadDream


    18. Do What?

      “If you’re the smartest person in the room, you should…..ahhh fuck it. CHEESE!”


      “Guidance counselors are such assholes.”

      1. Justice

        ahhhhh ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa

    19. Anc

      Tonight… on “To Catch a Predator”

    20. Del Gtiffith

      Five minutes ago I was scrubbing toilets, can I go back there now? Please…

    21. Hanginpossum

      Everyone who doesn’t have to work here say cheese!

    22. Lorenzo Cat

      “when does my white privilege kick in?”

    23. Sal Monella

      Am I starting my period?

    24. OhNoYouDidnt

      Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…

    25. timdoggy

      Dang, Obama’s cousin just stole my chick…

    26. tunnel

      The moment you realize that wasn’t a fart.

    27. chicfilet

      Please speak in to the clowns mouth.

    28. Amanda

      They raised the minimum wage. I’ve been here 10 years and now the new hires make the same amount as me.

    29. Fire


    30. Erin Suzanne

      Pictures Here: Rivera celebrates the Grand Opening of her very own safe place, boasting the mission statement “Don’t feed the homeless”.

    31. Bill P.

      ” I’d really like to tell them just how badly I sharted, but I’ll kust let them smell it instead”

    32. royakafatboy

      This is not the safe space I had in mind!

    33. BobnMic

      There is some really good shit on here. I don’t know if I can compete but I’ll give it a shot.

      Awkward moment:

      “How come I am the only one noticing that the Major is not wearing pants?

      1. BobnMic

        Mayor I meant. I fucked it up all already so I’m out.

    34. Jepson

      Sorry…”.Taco Bell’s Angels” was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than,” I beat anorexia.” Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Matty Mo must be a buddy or you were stoned when you read it, so anything was funny.

    35. mike

      The good, the bad and the ugly

    36. Navybuckeye

      Stank finger coming in 3, 2, 1…..

    37. wabbitt

      I’m just waiting for Stockholm Syndrome to set in…

      1. Justice

        LOL wabbitt is the winner!

    38. MrSmiley

      15 bucks an hour and youll get my smile…. Until then. Enjoy this one.

    39. None of the Above 2016

      When their “Safe Space” is your workplace!

    40. Dapoofy

      I shaved my legs for this?

    41. Turtle Rider

      This. Is. Great.

    42. john p

      Bones and beers ……….BE hoppy

    43. Lite Brite

      FeistyLL doesn’t seem too Feisty in this one.

      1. FiestyLawyerLady

        Sometimes I like to keep things G rated!

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