Here’s last week’s Smokestack Urban Barbecue caption contest winner:
Congrats to Matty Mo on winning a $10 gift certificate to the most delicious barbecue joint around. Give us a message and we’ll send your gift card right away. Also liked both of these:
This week’s caption contest is one of our favorite images of all time on Turtleboy Sports. We’ve used it a million times because the facial expressions alone are priceless. And since Sarai Rivera has been in the news this week by demanding a “safe space” from 70 year old concerned neighborhood activists at City Council meetings, we decided this would be the perfect picture to caption. Remember if you leave a caption in the comments of the blog then you need to use a valid email address or we won’t have any way to let you know that you won.
Go!!!
48 Comment(s)
FeistyLL doesn’t seem too Feisty in this one.
Sometimes I like to keep things G rated!
Bones and beers ……….BE hoppy
This. Is. Great.
I shaved my legs for this?
When their “Safe Space” is your workplace!
15 bucks an hour and youll get my smile…. Until then. Enjoy this one.
I’m just waiting for Stockholm Syndrome to set in…
LOL wabbitt is the winner!
Stank finger coming in 3, 2, 1…..
The good, the bad and the ugly
Sorry…”.Taco Bell’s Angels” was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than,” I beat anorexia.” Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Matty Mo must be a buddy or you were stoned when you read it, so anything was funny.
There is some really good shit on here. I don’t know if I can compete but I’ll give it a shot.
Awkward moment:
“How come I am the only one noticing that the Major is not wearing pants?
Mayor I meant. I fucked it up all already so I’m out.
This is not the safe space I had in mind!
” I’d really like to tell them just how badly I sharted, but I’ll kust let them smell it instead”
Pictures Here: Rivera celebrates the Grand Opening of her very own safe place, boasting the mission statement “Don’t feed the homeless”.
#squad
They raised the minimum wage. I’ve been here 10 years and now the new hires make the same amount as me.
Please speak in to the clowns mouth.
The moment you realize that wasn’t a fart.
Dang, Obama’s cousin just stole my chick…
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…
Am I starting my period?
“when does my white privilege kick in?”
Everyone who doesn’t have to work here say cheese!
Five minutes ago I was scrubbing toilets, can I go back there now? Please…
Tonight… on “To Catch a Predator”
“If you’re the smartest person in the room, you should…..ahhh fuck it. CHEESE!”
OR
“Guidance counselors are such assholes.”
ahhhhh ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
help
“I wish dumb and dumber would just hop on out of here”
Serving Lips and A$$holes
Sarai and Mayor Puddy’s spicy Cajun breakfast went right through them, much to the chagrin of the Popeye’s staff…..
I am surrounded by idiots, please shoot me.
Kill me now
A picturesque moment with the “FRAUD SQUAD”
You want fries with that?
…..please kill me…
“Why don’t you have a seat? I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC'”
CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG !!!!
DeVry University Class of 2016
I up voted because we both thought the same… lol
Not quite the management job Salter College promised.
I’m smiling on the inside.
Really.
“I call sloppy seconds.”
“My boss made me pose for a pic with these tools”
Just another day that I am forced to deal with people