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Need your help to identify four assholes turtle riders…..
Transit Police report they are looking for four people they say beat a man on a Red Line train early Monday after he asked them to leave his girlfriend alone.
According to police, the attack happened around 12:05 a.m. on Monday on an outbound train between Broadway and Andrew. The victim told police:
This group began harassing him and his girlfriend (unprovoked). When the victim requested they leave his girlfriend alone they physically beat and assaulted him. Victim sustained serious injury requiring surgery.
If any of them look familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050 or send an anonymous tip to 873873 (tips can also be sent via the anonymous feature on Transit Police’s SeeSay app).
I’ll help the police narrow this one down – they’re somewhere in Quincy right now. Likely looking for OC’s. Just look at those chinstraps. Might as well have Quincy tattooed on their foreheads. There’s even a 99% chance at least one of these asshole’s middle name is Quincy. There’s a high percentage chance the males especially own a shirt that says, “Saturday’s are for the boys,” so be on the lookout for that as well.
This is the Celtics crowd. The Celts draw by far the most wigtacular crowd of the four major sports franchises. The Patriots and Bruins attract the same kind of blue collar guys in pickup trucks. The Red Sox attract the pink hats and dudes in boat shoes. And the Celtics are like a magnet for south shore trash and chuds from Revere. Remember Baby Gangsta?
He stabbed a dude inside the TD Garden a couple years back. Of course he was from Braintree, and likely was trying to prove to his boys in Weymouth that he could be hard too.
So yea, let’s find out who they are people. We’ve got a big audience in that area. Someone has to know at least one of these chuds. The chick especially shouldn’t be too hard to find. There’s at least a 98% chance someone reading this has banged her in a night of regret. Vote in the poll to guess where they’re from….