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Somerville SJW Who Defaced American Flag And WW2 Memorial Is Allegedly On Suicide Watch After Trying To Flee To Oregon 

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17 Comment(s)
  • KJDS
    September 19, 2018 at 11:37 am

    The irony of vandalizing a memorial to people who fought ACTUAL NAZIS AND FASCISTS is completely lost on these assholes.

  • Hannibal Lecter
    September 19, 2018 at 11:25 am

    Hello Snowflake,

    Yes, I know you snuck your iPhone into the coocoo bin so that you could update your Insta.
    I also know that you’ve threatened before. Many times … whenever the going gets tough.
    Stop threatening …

  • Schutzstaffel
    September 19, 2018 at 11:17 am

    Want his name?

    Make Maia’s life unlivable until she rats him out.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 19, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Where to begin, where to begin…
    First off…Id like to show this fat cunt what an ol’ Jarhead can still do to his lil’ punk ass. But, if he really is suicidal I’d like to offer him a spot (at 50% off) in my suicide school (paid before hand, of course). This weeks class is…Razors: rusty and dull or shiny and sharp
    Remember, suicidal faggot, bitch boys…its always up the road, not across the street. Cut accordingly. The only thing better than a butt pirate is a suicidal butt pirate.

    • Chesty Puller
      September 19, 2018 at 11:29 am

      HUA. Rock and roll.

  • Screw PC
    September 19, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Suicide watch? The Right doesn’t give a fuck because we don’t play that candyass therapy shit. True men got their legs shot off so that cocksucker could “express himself” in a land that actually gives a shit about freedom.

    The only way we’ll help him out is if he wants to die. Paint him red white and blue and burn him for ironic effect.

    Next self-important fuckstick. Where’s his cunt fag hag minion Maia Snowflake-Jackson? I heard the American Legion wants to run a train on her puckered asshole.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    September 19, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Thanks for this story. I’d like to hear Antifa stand up for this guy. His name will come out and he will take his medicine. As someone here stated previously, a line has been crossed and a price will be paid.

    FUCK Joe Curtatone. As big of a hypocritical douchebag that i thought he was, he is obviously so much worse. Just the absolute worst of the worst. My plea to TBS, don’t EVER let up on this guy. Don’t ever let up on his skank niece (though she obviously seems to enjoy being turtleboy famous). Make this guy the new Maude. Please and thank-you.

    And along these lines, don’t ever let Maia R. Jackson-Brown off the hook. If ever there was a poster child for privileged liberal SJW pretentious useless hipster douchebags who drain our society and provide nothing in return, it is Maia Jackson-Brown. She too has crossed a line and must pay a price. Let’s make it known to Tufts University, the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy (am i to understand that their graduates become US federal employees?!), and every one of her societies, book clubs and knitting circles that we are watching them.

    • Bravo Zero
      September 19, 2018 at 11:14 am

      Agree completely. Make this prick your new project. Mentally torment him until he overdoses on sleeping pills.

  • Rockets Redglare
    September 19, 2018 at 10:42 am

    Since when do the police have to ask the permission of a mayor to arrest someone? Arrest him, let the mayor interfere and let the whole story blow up…

  • henry
    September 19, 2018 at 10:24 am

    My dad dropped out of high school and joined the Navy at age 17 in world war II. If he were alive today I don’t know what he’d say, I wish I could ask him.

    • Ray Spruance
      September 19, 2018 at 11:01 am

      I’m gonna guess he’d never stop throwing up.

      GO NAVY

  • Somerville resident
    September 19, 2018 at 10:24 am

    I’m going to email my alderman today about the mayor ordering a stand down. Wtf.

  • Doughboy Will Get His
    September 19, 2018 at 10:23 am

    I’d suggest pissing on him as punishment but you know he’d probably be into that. I agree with Judge Dread but would add that anyone offended by his actions be allowed to piss on the corpse before it’s disposed of. Before he offs himself I hope it’s crystal that he totally fucked over that girl he was trying to impress. She will not be able to move on from this.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 19, 2018 at 10:21 am

    Suicide watch? Where do we go to watch this? I’m in.

  • JCurt McGirt
    September 19, 2018 at 10:15 am

    These are my peeps now step off!

  • Wild Bill Donovan
    September 19, 2018 at 10:08 am

    Do we have a name for this puffy perfumed prancing pissing priss yet? And perhaps any backstory, other than colossal woke homo?

  • Judge dread
    September 19, 2018 at 10:01 am

    This is a great way to start off my morning. I knew TBS would find this swamp donkey. Take him off suicide watch, put him in solitary (no cameras), make sure he has a belt, and let work itself out.

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