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South Shore Cleaning Boy Who Films Himself Trying On And Stealing Client’s Panties Emails Turtleboy For Exclusive Interview While On The Run From The Cops 

South Shore Cleaning Boy Who Films Himself Trying On And Stealing Client’s Panties Emails Turtleboy For Exclusive Interview While On The Run From The Cops 

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Woke up to a fun email today from a wanted man on the run….

Well this is a new one. We’ve finally reached the next level. A level where wanted criminals message us for exclusive interviews before being dragged off to jail.

We’d never heard of Aaron Moul before, so we Googled him. And he has quite the Google trophy cabinet:

Yup, he’s a cleaning lady who robs you blind:

Police in Sharon, Massachusetts, have issued arrest warrants for man they said stole several items from a house he was paid to clean. After a lengthy investigation, authorities said Aaron Moul, 24, took an undisclosed number of items from a home earlier in the year while working for a cleaning service. Police did not say what he took. Moul, who also goes by the name of Aaron Simeone, was last seen in Providence, Rhode Island. Police said he also has ties to Deleware where he is also allegedly wanted for another crime.

I say cleaning lady because depending on his mood that day he can either be a man or a lady:

Which is awesome. And if you think that’s weird then you’re a bigot.

In January of this year he was found guilty and sentenced to 120 days in jail:

“A Providence man will spend time behind bars for stealing from a home in Sharon he was hired to clean. Aaron Moul, 24, was found guilty of larceny and criminal harassment. He was held in Rhode Island since his arrest in August and was recently returned to the state. He was sentenced to 120 days in prison, according to the Sharon Police Department. Last year, police learned that Moul allegedly stole items from a home he was hired to clean. When he was located in Rhode Island, Moul attempted to escape through a window but didn’t get far police said. Following his release Moul will be released to authorities from Delaware to face charges in the state.”

If he went to jail right from there then he got out in May. So why is he on the run from the cops if he already served his time? We did a little search on the Facebook machine and found this:

Yup, Aaron Giovanni has Travis Palermo syndrome. He messages random strange women who want nothing to do with him and doesn’t take no for an answer. Let’s take a look at what he’s been sending this woman……

Ah yes, the serial “liker.” Actually, he’s giving her the heart instead of the blue thumbs up. That’s Facebook code for, “I won’t make you pay for gas money if you go out with me.”

He’s also doing this a lot:

But whatever. I’ve seen a lot creepier than that before.

Until now….

Yup, he’s sending what every girl really wants for their birthday – a picture of his freshly manicured battle of the bulge in stolen panties.

According to him he “fucks mad bitches.” “Model type hoes” to be specific:

And the only thing he has to worry about is getting exposed, which has not happened yet.

Until now.

After that he kept messaging her happy thoughts:

He wants her to call him “Daddy”

Which makes tons of sense, espeically considering the fact that he’s wearing women’s panties.

The news reports didn’t say what kind of things he was stealing from the houses he cleans. But I think we know now…..

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Oh yea, I’m sure this mushroom muncher has a girlfriend.

Luckily for him there’s “no proof” that he even wears panties:

So what’s his motivation? Can’t he just buy his own panties? Turns out he just doesn’t like women and thinks they are not worthy of owning said panties:

And once again, he’ll never be exposed:


According to the woman who posted this Aaron has been trying to scare her for quite some time now:

And she says she has a video of him wearing a rich woman’s cooch drapes while he claims he’s been doing this for 15 years:

So then why would he message Turtleboy? Clearly the word has gotten out that we are the go to site for real news. If you’re a criminal on the run and you wanna get a manifesto out before the cops come to get you, feel free to message us. Yes, we’re gonna tear you apart for being a ratchtacular dumpster fire, but at least you’ll get your two cents in.

We wanted to make sure we weren’t getting trolled so we asked him to verify his identity:



And he sent us a video of his license:

Could it be someone pretending to be him? Anyone can make up an email address. But how would they get his non-driving ID card? Even Snopes would give this one the green checkmark.

What did he hope to accomplish by doing this? Not entirely sure. But it appears as if he just wanted to brag some more about his crimes of passion:

OK then. Just another day in the office at Turtleboy Sports.


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20 Comment(s)
  • James Brasure
    November 11, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    This dudes a straight faggot forreal….. how do u have a relationship an doing things like that??!! He will never have a girl, he’s a weirdo an a sick fuck who needs physiological help… lots!!!

  • marilu
    September 25, 2018 at 11:44 am

    wow.. definition of mental illness right here. this guy has deep issues

  • Kim Wescott
    October 21, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    Pretty disgusting. But I must admit I was relieved to learn he didn’t do his gross deed and then fold up and put away the panties so she would never know.

    • Aaron
      October 22, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Yea i wouldnt do that

      • aaron moul
        January 10, 2018 at 4:57 pm

        Im out guys. I made bail

  • gfldgadfly
    October 18, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    AbI can you squeeze your cheeks, wipe your gingermuffin, and come handle this twink, please? Your vaginal pustules are twice the size of his angry inch. Love you, girl; strap one on for the team.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    October 18, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    This is what you get when Mike Dukakis closed all the insane asylums, perverted weirdo’s running around loose without supervision. Oh, by the way, he was a democrat, just sayin’

  • The Rant Queen
    October 18, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    Im…having a hard time believing this guy is serious. He sends proof of his panty wearing fetish but really doesnt think anyone will take her word for it, when hes sending her pictures? And he actually thinks she’ll delete those pics because he told her to? This cant be real. He did all this on purpose, pretended to not want to be exposed, in the hopes that he WOULD be exposed. Because he wants attention. He doesnt care that ppl know he does this. He just wants to be internet famous. Doesnt matter what makes a creep famous, as long as ppl know him. Thats all this is and Turtleboy fell for it, hook, line and sinker. I mean, did you see the line: “Ask me questions”? There’s your clue right there.

    • What a weird article
      October 19, 2017 at 1:40 am

      Also the female who hes “scaring” deleted her part of the conversation before each time he sent something to her

  • Puddintaine
    October 18, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    What. The. Fuck.
    Seriously. What is up with this dude? I really cannot comprehend why people send pictures or post things on social media that they KNOW are questionable and can cause them problems. These pics will be there forever. FOREVER! Is he really this stupid? Mental health issues? Why in God’s green earth would you send something like that to anyone?!!

  • Steven Stover
    October 18, 2017 at 7:30 pm

    get him or her on the show and ask it if it’s a democrat or a Republican.

    • whatevuh
      October 18, 2017 at 8:38 pm

      I think we all know the answer to that one LOL

  • Alex the Drag Queen
    October 18, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    I’m sure Alex Morse can give him employment in his next drag show for children at Holyoke City Hall.

  • Agent Smith
    October 18, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    Complete fagula

  • whatevuh
    October 18, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Aaron: I am here to help you, stick your hand down your pants; feel a dick? You’re a guy, glad I could clear this up for you, thank me later.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    October 18, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    He will certainly find out exactly what it’s like to be a “bitch” in prison.
    This P.O.S. is useless to civilized society. His primary use is for Bubba, in prison.

  • OMG
    October 18, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Is he from Holyoke?

  • citypoint
    October 18, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Fix him up with Kevin Lynch.

    • Kevin Lynch
      October 18, 2017 at 3:56 pm

      I’ll pass… That’s fucked up even for me.

    • Walpole State Prison Cellblock 7a
      October 19, 2017 at 10:30 am

      Current bid:
      3 Ramen noodles
      2 Newport 100’s
      1 bag Cheetos

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