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Spencer Drug Bust Yields Heroin, Percs, Thousands Of Dollars, And EBT Card From Skagbeast Mom And Milk Chocolate Wangsta Who Thought He Saw His GF In A Porno

Spencer Drug Bust Yields Heroin, Percs, Thousands Of Dollars, And EBT Card From Skagbeast Mom And Milk Chocolate Wangsta Who Thought He Saw His GF In A Porno

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Who can tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

Percs, coke, subs, heroin, hundreds of dollars, digital scales, and of course……

Food stamps!! Because….of course they have food stamps. Considering the raid took place at Kim Perez’ town of Spencer, and considering the fact that she has a litter of children on what appears to be her Facebook page, we’re gonna go ahead and say it’s hers.

She’s a real winner too:

Oh, and good news – she voted:

Wonder who she voted for. My guess is whoever is promising more stamps!! These slugpumps just pop out kids because every child is another tax deduction. LOL. Just kidding, they don’t pay taxes. They just have kids because they’re generally irresponsible and are addicted to the sweet sensation that is raw dog. Then the state throws unlimited cash at them, they sell some H on the side, and since they don’t have to report the income the state never knows and the slopbucket they feed off of never empties.

Chad “Dice” Jackson seems like a real winner too. He’s got the official Facebook filter for junkies who think they’re clean because they haven’t relapsed in 48 hours:

And he’s mastered the art of the bathroom selfie with the flat brimmed hat:

Winner.

Chad was just arrested a few years ago for robbing the 7/11 on June Street and stealing lottery tickets, which he wisely discarded into a neighbors’ bushes during the foot chase with the popo:

Last month he was wicked sad because his girlfriend was cheating on him:

Except, she wasn’t cheating on him. This appears to be his now ex-girlfriend:

And apparently Chad was watching a pornographic movie on the Interwebs in which the lead role was played by an African-American woman, and naturally he assumed it was her:

And according to his ex she dumped him because his phone is filled with naked pictures of his ex-girlfriends and he likes to stay up all night smoking crack and shooting dope:

Oh yea, and he stole $500 out of his Makaliah’s bank account and robbed her kid’s piggy banks too. But ya know, it’s not his fault. Because it’s a “disease.” All is forgiven.

Naturally after getting dumper and realizing he was a complete scumbag Chad Jackson did the only thing most shitheads do when they find themselves in such a dilemma – move to Spencer.

Seriously though, fuck heroin dealers. They’re the problem. Time to stop treating these people with kid gloves. They’re murderers who profit off of the weaknesses of the most vulnerable amongst us. They should all die a slow and painful death. Or at least go to jail and be forced to give handjobs to Kyle Kennedy. Oh, and fuck Jim McGovern too. His whole “no one abuses food stamps” bullshit is what enables these lugnuts to sell heroin and incentivizes shitting out more kids.

 

 

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • Kbalser76
    July 29, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Just to update everyone on how nothing has changed in the lives of these pieces of shit. On July 26, 2020 at 922pm on Greenwood st Chad while driving a stolen car with a suspended license crossed over the center lines struck an almost killed a 25 yr old woman. She isn’t out of the woods yet and will have a very long recovery. This accident is life changing. I’d like to know why someone with his criminal history isn’t still locked up?!?! For those of you who have made it this far we ask for lots of prayers and positive healing vibes be sent to the latest innocent person to suffer at the hands of his obvious addiction issue as she needs them. Thank you

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    May 16, 2017 at 8:15 am

    Is he related to Worcester’s Jackson Five? Wouldn’t be surprised!

  • WHAT?
    May 15, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    Seeing this woman’s face brought joy to my heart! It reminded me of the times as a child when my family would go to Green Hill Park and throw bread to the carp. I have not seen lips like that since then.

    • Jay12
      May 15, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      Hahaha

  • Stop reproducing
    May 15, 2017 at 11:13 am

    She just got her first litter of kids back. She has 5 or 6 little girls teenagers to babies. Her latest husband refused to work, is a fat slob who abuses her and the girls. Oh sorry he’s “disabled” hahaha yea right. This woman was upset when she got the older girls back fully, because she lost DCF provided daycare for the little ones. She’s a CNA and she genuinely might have had a chance to be a good mom if she stayed away from men like this. DCF needs to make that a stipulation for custody, no boyfriends, girlfriends, etc, for x amount of time. Until they can FULLY support themselves and all of the kids they have already produced.

  • itsjustme
    ITSJUSTME
    May 15, 2017 at 8:43 am

    Am I the only one that doesn’t have a single picture giving the finger, doing the duck lips, sticking my tongue out, throwing the peace sign (up or sideways), not one mirror selfie? Actually I don’t think I have a single selfie at all. I guess I’m just odd that way.

    • Jack Mehoff
      May 15, 2017 at 12:11 pm

      Well, only losers have Facebook pages. Narcissistic losers are obsessed with selfies and freely post all of their photos, good and bad. Facebook is forever. Remember that when seeking a job…

  • Worcester Wangsta
    May 15, 2017 at 12:48 am

    Had a fatal drug overdose on my street the other day. Guy was 21, no job or car,
    lived with his mom, and his unemployed girlfriend just gave birth. Came out
    on a gurney…could’ve lived to be 95 if he hadn’t chosen drugs.
    Screw the stupid addicts who refuse to get help and enable these people to
    make more and more of it. If there was no demand, there wouldn’t be a need for a supply.
    Sorry if it seems harsh, but I don’t give a damn anymore.

    • Ghandi
      May 15, 2017 at 1:35 am

      I think heroin ought to be free, uncut and supplied by the State. Opioids too, just give them out like candy. Let the 2% of our society that want to die do so. They have no value and never will so the sooner they go the better. Auction off their kids to rich parents who will raise them with love and teach them the value of life.

      • tngsucks
        May 15, 2017 at 9:11 am

        But then we won’t need as many cops lawyers and judges

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