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Sponge Nut Rutland Selectman Deserved To Be Arrested For Only Offering $20 For A Main South Prostitute Undercover Cop

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MassliveA Rutland selectman was among 12 men arrested in a Worcester Police Vice Squad prostitution sting after allegedly offering to pay an undercover cop for sex. Wayne Walker, 61, of 176 Maple Ave. in Rutland has been a selectman in the town since 2014. He was one of 12 men arrested Wednesday night when undercover officers conducted a prostitution sting in the Main South area of Worcester. The Telegram & Gazette reported that Walker allegedly offered to pay an undercover female police officer $20 for sex. He was arraigned Thursday in Central District Court in Worcester and a not-guilty plea was entered on his behalf, the Telegram reported.

Worcester police said in a news release that the goal of the sting was to target prostitution, which has plagued the Main South area. The vice squad has been targeting “Johns” specifically, who travel through the area looking for prostitutes. The undercover officers’ specific locations during the sting were determined based on information provided from neighborhood crime watch meetings, interviews with community leaders, local business owners as well as the residents that live in the affected areas. Walker, who was driving a white Ford F-150, allegedly approached the undercover officer in the area of Main and Oberlin streets around 11:30 p.m., according to the Telegram.

Twenty bucks?? Twenty bucks?? If you’re looking for a prostitute and your max out number is 20, you’re gonna get four missing teeth, a Worcester 3.5, and a side of gonorrhea.

I can’t help but feel for this guy. I just can’t imagine what it’s like to reach the point in life where you wake up one day and say, “Today is the day I rent out the body a mentally defeated Main South junkbox who’s working for Newport Lights. And by working I mean, having sex with me.”

This sponge nut is so Rutland it hurts:

That’s exactly what I imagined a selectman would look like from a town where the claim to fame is that they’re the geographical center of the state.

It kind of explains why this guy was only willing to spend $20 – Rutland’s the most notoriously cheap town around. They’re always the one town in the Wachusett district that does’t approve of the budget and holds everything up. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a lovely town. But the appeal of moving to Rutland is it’s cheap, because it’s the least accessible town ever. It’s Worcester prices but you don’t get the Main South prostitutes with it. Unfortunately for Wayne here, you have to go to Worcester for that.

Honestly though, he lucked out. Could’ve been much worse. If you’re lucky you’ll get arrested like sponge nut here. If you’re unlucky you’ll dip your bologna baton in a North High dropout’s taco warmer. Either way it’s not gonna end well.

19 Comment(s)
  • vicxh
    February 25, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    Leigha G would make a fine decoy for $20

  • Rutland Rider
    February 25, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Is this guy gross? Yes, but don’t make this about Rutland when you and your family cart your asses out here for 4th of July or some other event. Rutland is a GREAT town. I’m tired of Worcester area graduates thinking they are upper middle class because they moved to “Golden Holden” for the “privilege” of saying they live in Holden and you have a Holden pool pass. Your Worcester shines through and you stick out like a sore thumb.

    • LuvMyTOWNie
      February 25, 2018 at 1:44 pm

      Rutland is a dump. People who are forced to live in Rutland because they lack a good paying job wish they could afford Holden every time they drive through it. Rutland, and even Barre (sic) are the cause of my town’s traffic. You people drive slow through here, smelling our fresh air and enjoying the beautiful people you see walking/running on Main Street. Please, do us a favor… take 122 via Paxton and route 56 into Countryside Estates. Your crappy cars are causing potholes and leaking oil on our roads.
      The people from Worcester who moved into my town are the good ones who received a quality education from private schools. I’m unaware of any Worcester Public School grads succeeding in becoming successful enough to afford Holden. High school dropouts and graduates of Worcester Public are the reason Rutland was settled in the first place.

  • Kegger
    February 24, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    The phrase “holier than thou” is typically meant ironically to refer to someone who wrongly thinks they are morally superior to others. The phrase comes from Isaiah in the King James Version of the Bible, specifically Isaiah 65:5. Turtleboy

  • Leigha G
    February 24, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Get with the program, find yourself a rescue dog and let him ‘lead’ you to a drug house.

    Knock the doors in and confiscate the ‘4 grams’ of drugs.

    Later sell off the real 800 grams, collect money from the other drug dealer in competition who tipped you off and buy your dog a Milk Bone! yaaaay….

  • Leigha G
    February 24, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    Picking up a $20 hooker might be exciting to him but it’s nothing compared to speeding down rte.495 to make a drop off with 800 lbs. of drugs in the back of your state issued cruiser in Lawrence or Lynn? Confiscated guns bring good $$ too!

    After all, who would ever suspect a State police car as a drug/arms mule?

  • whatevuh
    February 24, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    gotta ask yourself, why would the people in Rutland vote for this POS in the first place, and not someone a little more normal.

    • Kegger
      February 24, 2018 at 6:55 pm

      The phrase “holier than thou” is typically meant ironically to refer to someone who wrongly thinks they are morally superior to others. The phrase comes from Isaiah in the King James Version of the Bible, specifically Isaiah 65:5.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 24, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    I’ve given blow jobs for $20. Sometimes guys let me blow them for even less.

  • z
    February 24, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    $20? I doubt this is his first time if that’s what he offered.. Which means he has probably had professional services rendered for that price in the past. The cop doesn’t care if he offers 20 or 300. They aren’t going to haggle.

    $20 would/should buy you that cadaver in “Remember Her? Try Not To Gasp When You See How She Looks Now” picture on this site for the last week or so.

    Maybe they had special going on “20 blow jobs for 400 bucks” Half off if you buy now.

  • Wachusett Regional School District
    February 24, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    While it’s true that one of those towns isn’t like the others just be happy it wasn’t Spencer.

  • Leigha G
    February 24, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    He’s probably lived a boring life. If you want to feel alive here is my recipe…..

    Live high on the hog banging a high volume drug dealer for ten years while you take fun trips everywhere that has a casino and gamble big because who cares you drive around with a quarter of a million of cash in the trunk of your car.

    After your gold mine drug dealer gets busted testify against him and start banging the cops who busted him. Become a state cop yourself and collect $150k a year, get a free brand new Ford Explorer so you can zip up and down the Highway at 90 mph with your dog in the backseat.

    • Mario
      February 24, 2018 at 2:31 pm

      He should call Genduso, she just bought a house for like 340,000 she is gonna need those twentys. He may have to shave his head she likes them bald , but his age is right on.# daddy issues oh poor Mario must be rolling in his grave.

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 24, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    I’ll bet that the real story is that he bargained her down to $5 and then she lost her shit when he handed her a $20 and asked for change. He must have really offended the decoy for the police to want to humiliate him like this.

  • Billy Ray Robertson
    February 24, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    The sadder thing, this asshole was once a cop. He was chased off for coercing youngins into sexual activities through the use of his position. Guy is a real scumbag and always has been. He gave his wife Chlamydia and another STD before she left his ass.

    • There’s a pattern
      February 24, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      Must be a Rutland thing. There was another Rutland cop that was spiking drinks and raping women.

  • Orlando Cepeda
    February 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Actually, if he was in a wheelchair with some smack or rocket meth, good ol’ Renee Sturgeon would have gladly stimulated the Worcester local economy for a quickie 5-min mouth massage. But yeah, allot of other Ladies of the Worcester nights, he’s looking at risking getting shanked.

  • Kim Wescott
    February 24, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    I want the names and occupations of the other 11 who were arrested. Not fair to call out only the selectman.

    Nonetheless, very bad move on your part, Mr. Selectman

  • mitch
    February 24, 2018 at 12:33 pm

    There’s never just one cockroach.

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