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Masslive: A Rutland selectman was among 12 men arrested in a Worcester Police Vice Squad prostitution sting after allegedly offering to pay an undercover cop for sex. Wayne Walker, 61, of 176 Maple Ave. in Rutland has been a selectman in the town since 2014. He was one of 12 men arrested Wednesday night when undercover officers conducted a prostitution sting in the Main South area of Worcester. The Telegram & Gazette reported that Walker allegedly offered to pay an undercover female police officer $20 for sex. He was arraigned Thursday in Central District Court in Worcester and a not-guilty plea was entered on his behalf, the Telegram reported.
Worcester police said in a news release that the goal of the sting was to target prostitution, which has plagued the Main South area. The vice squad has been targeting “Johns” specifically, who travel through the area looking for prostitutes. The undercover officers’ specific locations during the sting were determined based on information provided from neighborhood crime watch meetings, interviews with community leaders, local business owners as well as the residents that live in the affected areas. Walker, who was driving a white Ford F-150, allegedly approached the undercover officer in the area of Main and Oberlin streets around 11:30 p.m., according to the Telegram.
Twenty bucks?? Twenty bucks?? If you’re looking for a prostitute and your max out number is 20, you’re gonna get four missing teeth, a Worcester 3.5, and a side of gonorrhea.
I can’t help but feel for this guy. I just can’t imagine what it’s like to reach the point in life where you wake up one day and say, “Today is the day I rent out the body a mentally defeated Main South junkbox who’s working for Newport Lights. And by working I mean, having sex with me.”
This sponge nut is so Rutland it hurts:
That’s exactly what I imagined a selectman would look like from a town where the claim to fame is that they’re the geographical center of the state.
It kind of explains why this guy was only willing to spend $20 – Rutland’s the most notoriously cheap town around. They’re always the one town in the Wachusett district that does’t approve of the budget and holds everything up. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a lovely town. But the appeal of moving to Rutland is it’s cheap, because it’s the least accessible town ever. It’s Worcester prices but you don’t get the Main South prostitutes with it. Unfortunately for Wayne here, you have to go to Worcester for that.
Honestly though, he lucked out. Could’ve been much worse. If you’re lucky you’ll get arrested like sponge nut here. If you’re unlucky you’ll dip your bologna baton in a North High dropout’s taco warmer. Either way it’s not gonna end well.