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Yesterday we published this blog about some Springfield gangsta who was shot and killed in the streets just hour after threatening to shoot someone on Facebook in the streets:
The world is most definitely a better place without this career criminal though, as he’s served time for beating his baby momma and also beat a murder charge by intimidating the witness who saw him kill a guy in the middle of the street. The only downside is the effects it’s going to have on the Hennessy economy.
Sell, sell, sell!!!
Anyway, in the least surprising turn of events ever Chris “Webster” Montgomery has a GoFundMe in his honor:
“Victim of a brazen act of violence?”
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! He literally was out hunting someone and ended up becoming the hunted instead.
Respectful and loving? Here’s what he posted about his baby momma after Masslive wrote about his guilty plea for assaulting her:
VERY loving. A real pillar of the community right there.
Oh and of course there’s always the “tribute shirts.” It wouldn’t be a ghetto funeral without RIP t-shirts.
However, despite the fact that she was impregnated by a deadbeat drug dealing dad who headbutted her when he was upset, she’s sharing the GoFundMe too:
Because you can’t let a shooting like this go to waste. Gotta cash in now that the proceeds on the dirt shwagg he was selling won’t be coming in anymore.
Oh, and in an extremely classy move she filmed herself making out with his corpse too:
Not even kidding. He is in fact dead in that video. So Springfield it hurts.