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Does this look like a Springfield cheesehog who probably stole more than $80,000 from the K-Mart she works at?
Well it is. Cuz those fanny packs don’t pay for themselves….
Masslive: A Kmart employee has been charged with stealing $3,300 from the Springfield Plaza store, where more than $80,000 has vanished in the past four months, police said. Jodi Calhoun, 46, of Springfield, pleaded not guilty Dec. 20 in Springfield District Court to one count of larceny over $250. She was arrested the day before after allegedly taking $3,300 from the store’s cash room and placing it her pocketbook. The alleged theft was caught on surveillance video, and Calhoun later admitted taking the money after being confronted by store security, according to the arrest report. Calhoun came under suspicion after more than $80,000 was discovered missing from the store’s cash room since Aug. 29, the report said.
This woman really is amazing. She’s like a big slice of Honey Boo-Boo right here in the 413:
If she needed cash she should’ve just paid with her Facebook coins:
It’s cool though, that money belonged to her. Because she wanted it. Ya see, she works hard, therefore she shouldn’t be poor:
And in the least surprising turn of events ever, guess where she likes to go every year?
Of course the Big E!! The only place in the world where you can never run out of things to deep fry.
I know what you’re saying – doesn’t this gravy dumpster’s bowels get all jammed up with all that breading? She’s one step ahead of you:
And since she’s such a model of fitness and good eating habits, Jodi is definitely in a position to judge other people’s physical appearance.
Bottom line is, don’t fuck with the Calhouns!!
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