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Springfield Chief Queefa Arrested On Myriad Of Charges Including Possession Of A Loaded Firearm And Ammunition While On Probation For Voluntary Manslaughter

This is Joshua Pena, one of Springfield’s most fine, upstanding, promising young citizens.

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What does that say above his eye? “Unemployable”? I’m not sure if Alpha Donkey actually has tattoos or if he recently passed out and got hazed at a junior hood rat party. They’re really bad. One thing is for sure, he will have plenty of time to get his pubestash painted in ink while in the joint….

Just kidding. The Massachusetts court system will have this back door pussy boy on the streets again by this afternoon, even though the Springfield Police Department posted this arrest announcement yesterday:

 

“The firearm he was carrying was loaded with 10 rounds of ammunition in the magazine. Detectives also recovered two half-packs of Heroin (100 bags total), six oxycodone pills of ecstasy, $480 and six additional rounds of ammunition. The arrest occurred 100 feet of Mary Troy Park.”

Holy Shit Balls. That is at least 20 street creds in Grand Theft Auto. It’s almost as if criminals don’t obey any laws and druggie-fresh doesn’t care that he has 3- 5 years of prison time hanging over his head. But #freemuhboi anyway, because he’s a good kid who just got in with the wrong crowd. Of course.

 

Yeah, sure he was holding enough drugs to put down a couple Clydesdale along with a loaded weapon near a public park…….

but don’t locked him up! After all….

You may remember this rotten crotchrocket from his days as a Jr. Felonlite, back in 2013, when he was charged in the Springfield Bay Street killing.

Masslive:     

 “SPRINGFIELD — When 16-year-old Joshua Pena was charged with the fatal shooting of Antonio Gonzales in August 2012, police alleged Pena shot Gonzales as Gonzales was acting as a peacemaker at a disturbance outside a party.

At first, police said they had found the murder weapon when they arrested Pena at his Wilbraham Road home shortly after the shooting.

Assistant District Attorney Curtis Frick said Wednesday that scenario was what police believed until they learned that a bullet recovered from the body of the 38-year-old Gonzales did not come from the gun found at Pena’s home.

Then police began investigating “from a different perspective,” Frick told Judge Daniel J. Swords, first justice for Hampden Juvenile Court.

“Swords accepted an agreement between defense and prosecution that Pena be adjudicated as a youthful offender for voluntary manslaughter.

He will be committed to the state Department of Youth Services until he is 21 and will be on probation, with a suspended three- to five-year state prison sentence hanging over him, until April 2020.”

 

“Police began investigating from a different perspective.”

 Translation- Get this Gang Clam Banger back on the streets so he can make his trap queen mama proud. Cranklin Baxley Junior must be one of those “reformed” convicts just living his best life. Maybe he deserves a spot with a local nonprofit or something?

The bottom line here is simple. Thugly Killskin will probably be bailed out by tomorrow. He’ll probably cut a quick deal and land a get out of jail free card. If not, if any lonely lady riders are in need a of prison sex pen pal, he’s single and over 18 now. So he’s legal, but anything he’s carrying on him? ….Probably not.

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26 Comment(s)
  • Dick GoZinya
    July 19, 2019 at 7:50 am

    “‘We have mandatory prison terms for illegal hand guns, felon in possession of a hand gun. hand gun used”…
    In the decades since that law was passed it has been applied twice.

  • Snake Plissken
    July 19, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Another candidate for the walled city of no escape.

  • Chip Striker
    July 19, 2019 at 12:45 am

    These worthless spiggers are turning more and more communities into 3rd world countries.

    Getting worse by the day and to top it off we pay for their healthcare, housing, food, education, tattoos. They don’t pay taxes, pollute our schools.

    Name me one community in the country the was mostly white that is now mostly minority that is better now. Show me one!!

    Fuck them all!!!!! .

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    July 18, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    It be his culture. I will speak to the prosecutor on his behalf snd I will get the charges dropped. Then I will charge the white police officer with racism for having the temerity to stop my boi from comitting an ecconomic crime of necessity.

  • Captain Trips
    July 18, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    I see he’s taken the right path since 2013. They learned him well back then!

    He’ll be back on the news for killing someone.

    Look up Black Dolphin Prison in Russia. At least they know how to treat criminals.

  • Liawatha
    July 18, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Joshua is a budding entrepreneur out working hard to help provide for his family. Yes mistakes were made and had an unfortunate incident happen to him when he was younger but he was just beginning to turn his life around.
    The over the top publicity provided by the Springfield Police is of no help to young Joshua and his family and is borderline racist.

    • Liawatha
      July 18, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      This arrest better not effect Joshua’s job and his standing with his employer.

  • Derp
    July 18, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Someone needs to teach Brianna about punctuation.

    • Catherine
      July 19, 2019 at 12:11 am

      Derp, you’re 100% right about Brianna needing to learn about punctuation. But more importantly Brianna needs to improve her vocabulary. Since when is irregardless a word? I think the word she’s reaching for is regardless.

      Let’s start a Go Fund Me Page so Brianna can buy a dictionary. Any left over cash can go into Josh’s face tattoo removal fund. Maybe without the face tattoos Josh could find a real job. As opposed to his current drug dealing job.

      • Noah Webster from the great beyond
        July 19, 2019 at 11:45 am

        I will gladly donate one of my fine leather bound dictionaries to this grammatically challenged waif

        • TheCureForHope
          July 19, 2019 at 8:24 pm

          Cut him/her a little slack. This is a Turtle Tryout, perhaps first blog.

          Grammar, punctuation etc bothers me too. BUT I come here for the content, not grammatical perfection.

          • WeRFucked
            July 19, 2019 at 9:03 pm

            Cure…. you’re a dope. Read the blog. This comment did not attack the writer.

      • TheCureForHope
        July 19, 2019 at 8:25 pm

        Cut him/her a little slack. This is a Turtle Tryout, perhaps first blog.

        Grammar, punctuation etc bothers me too. BUT I come here for the content, not grammatical perfection.

    • Batman
      July 19, 2019 at 6:41 am

      Derp, that is Conan’s job, stand off dude.

    • TheCureForHope
      July 19, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      Cut him/her a little slack. This is a Turtle Tryout, perhaps first blog.

      Grammar, punctuation etc bothers me too. BUT I come here for the content, not grammatical perfection.

  • Massholio
    July 18, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    Is this Springfield, Mexico?

  • Al Unsharpton
    July 18, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    Our judicial system. The Courts and Politicians that want to take our 2nd amendment rights away from us and continue to make tyrannical gun laws will advocate for the release of this monster. We have mandatory prison terms for illegal hand guns, felon in possession of a hand gun. hand gun used in a crime , but this thug will never get 10% of the mandatory sentence. He will end up getting a college degree on our dime .Keep voting for democrats and this is what you get.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      July 18, 2019 at 3:09 pm

      A lot of anti gun nuts want to outlaw guns. I told one “Go ahead. I’ll just make my own.” He looked a little shocked like he never thought of that.

    • USBorderPatrol
      July 22, 2019 at 9:51 pm

      Trump needs to tighten the borders NOW and deny all the 98% phony asylum seekers and send them back and STOP chain migration.

  • Hartford
    July 18, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Tax dollars at work all around! Did he use a court provided translator ? Thank you Teddy Kennedy!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    July 18, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    He will be out in no time, and re arrested a half dozen more times before he sees a jail. This is Massachusetts

  • Boognish
    July 18, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    At least his magazine met the Mass 10 round limit….

  • If you dont like it get the hell out
    July 18, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    To bad this guy wasn’t listening when a teacher said that employers don’t look favorably on tattoos, especially face tattoos. But then again I’ve seen cops and prison guards inked up. Just the prison guards had to keep them under the uniform. Oh well God may not judge you but every person with eye sight will.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 18, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Looking at this filthy spic is making me queazy

    • Closet Sweeper
      July 18, 2019 at 3:49 pm

      Are you sure it makes you quesy and not aroused? Sounds to me and my mental health professional peers that you are so angry and full of raging hatred towards Hispanic men on the outside but in reality it’s self hatred and guilt of your homosexual attraction towards young Latinos that is causing you to lash out and espouse such blind hatred! You should really seek help and stop looking at thuggish Dominicans with such gay intentions.

      • Spic Tormentor
        July 18, 2019 at 3:55 pm

        I don’t think so, faggot.

        Spics are a vile

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