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Springfield Drunk Driver Paralyzes Agawam Teenager, Violates Bail, Says She Doesn’t Deserve Prison


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MassliveA prosecutor and defense lawyer on Monday set July 25 as a date for a guilty plea in the case of Jomaris Colon, charged with the March 2015 hit-and-run crash that left Agawam teenager Alex Scafuri paralyzed from the chest down. Colon’s case was on for an evidentiary hearing Monday but defense lawyer Dale E. Bass and Assistant District Attorney Robert A. Schmidt asked Hampden Superior Court Judge Constance M. Sweeney to instead set a disposition date of July 25.

That means Colon is slated to admit to charges that day, but it was not stated to what she would plead guilty or if there was an agreement about sentence. Colon has pleaded not guilty to operating under the influence of liquor, leaving the scene of a personal injury accident, negligent operation of a motor vehicle and unlicensed operation. Scafuri, 16 at the time, was skateboarding home from volleyball tryouts around 9 p.m. on March 16, 2015, in the area of Rowley and Springfield streets in Agawam when he was hit by Colon’s car, according to police.

Sucks to read stories like this. A 16 year old minding his own business on his way home from school and some drunkard hits him and now he can’t walk again. Just awful.

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Somehow this moron got $2,000 bail, which she quickly violated in November of 2015. And yet a judge thought it would be wise in February to make sure she was released on bail again!!!

And this lady obviously isn’t too bright. The day she hit this poor kid and left him for dead she went back to her home across the river in Springfield. But instead of just keeping a low profile, guess what she did? She called the cops on her boyfriend!! And wouldn’t ya know it, when they got to her crib she realized that she forgot to clean the kid’s blood off her car:

Schmidt said when an officer was at her home he saw a car with damage like what may have occurred in a hit and run crash being investigated. Colon told the officer the damage was from potholes in Springfield.

The damage included “an imprint basically of a person, blood,” Schmidt said.

Yea, that was a smart move Jomaris. Next time you run a kid over you might wanna give it a quick scrubbing before calling the cops. Or even just wait a few days. Whatever you do don’t call them up the very next day and have them come over your house.


Anyway, this woman feels absolutely no remorse:


All she does is post about how she’s the victim:

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She claims she doesn’t deserve prison:

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Her biggest concern right now is that she’s not getting the pipe nearly enough:

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She still wants to go out and hit up the town with the girls

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She’s proud of the fact that she’s sober, but fails to point out that the alternative is jail

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She wants people to contact the news to help out with her sentencing

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She posts about other tragedies as if she has any sort of compassion of other human beings

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She wants you to attend the “stop the violence” rally

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And she doesn’t like kids who have “no respect”

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While she was posting about how unfair the justice system is, and how much of an impact this tragedy has had no her, she never once has mentioned the impact that her actions had on Alex Scafuri. A young man whose freedom was stolen from him on that day in March of 2015. She hasn’t mentioned anything about feeling sorry for him or his family, but she’s posted plenty of times about why people should feel bad for her. Yet this guy has persevered through it and seems to have an amazing girlfriend who helps him out a lot:

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I don’t know what the appropriate punishment is, but Jomaris Colon obviously needs to go to jail for a while. More than anything because she needs to feel remorse. She needs to understand the impact her actions had on this young man and his family. Let’s hope the judge holds her accountable for the first time in her life.


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34 Comment(s)
  • Adogg
    June 22, 2016 at 3:34 pm


  • only god can judge me
    June 22, 2016 at 8:56 am

    Seems like a younger version of WANDA. Check her basement for them asians.

  • Agawam Mom
    June 22, 2016 at 8:31 am

    Samantha aka Jomaris –

    I read some things in the Agawam Forum about Jomaris and the illegal activities STILL going on in her apartment in Brady Village. She isn’t sorry, just sorry she got caught.

    If she had publicly apologized to Alex and his family afterwords and if she changed her life and actions afterwords, would I feel an ounce of hope for her – but it has been “me me me” since this accident happened. Poor Jomaris – Poor Jomaris – What about Poor Alex?

  • cocomom
    June 22, 2016 at 6:49 am

    Jamaris Colon was comfortable (& confident) with a “Not Guilty” plea. She was all set, so she thought. That all changed in April when the judge ruled the prosecutor could take her DNA. Ms Colon saw the writing on the wall, now a plea date for July. I hope they throw the book at this unrepentant mooch.

    • Angela
      June 23, 2016 at 1:58 am

      What were they going to use her DNA for? That’s the thing I was confused about in all that…

      • cocomom
        June 23, 2016 at 4:19 am

        @Angela, I can’t be sure but I’m assuming the DA asked for Colon’s DNA because of the defense she planned to assert. Maybe something along the lines, “I wasn’t driving..” & blood could prove she was lying. The stuff some defendants come up with is insane but they can & they do..(ex. Jodi Arias)

  • Tina Geane
    June 21, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    I agree with everything you said she shows no remorse! Hats a crime in it self! This poor kid has more guts in his little finger then she does! One thing though that’s not a pipe she’s complaining about not getting enough of its a eggplant which is used to symbolize a man’s genitals so apparently not enough sex! Makes me sick think about this young man and how he can’t feel from chest down! God bless him and his family!

  • Nick gonzalez
    June 21, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    She needs to go to jail for a long time. People like this need to be off the streets for good. She ruined that kids life just because she wanted to have fun,and now she wants to act like she’s the victim. I hope she gets everything that’s coming to her. Worthless piece of shit.

  • Samantha
    June 21, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    This is a horrible article, taking and picking pieces of personal information off someone’s facebook and meshing them together into this degrading post. People will judge all they want from afar only hearing the story from the media and never getting to know the woman involved, being dragged through the mud. The accident was a tragedy but this public spectacle enticing hatred and bile comments is unnecessary. You have no evidence that she doesn’t feel guilty, that her life hasn’t been affected, but you poke fun at her praising God and staying sober?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 21, 2016 at 10:30 pm

      Get out now before you get eaten alive. Seriously… This is not the place to be sticking up for a stupid bitch who ruined a young boys chance at a normal life.

    • Me
      June 21, 2016 at 10:47 pm


      No amount of reputation ruining could EVER amount to the suffering he has to endure.
      She is not victim. That’s it.

    • Robert
      June 21, 2016 at 10:55 pm

      Please tell me you’re kidding. If you’re not, you’re as bad as she is. One, Facebook isn’t personal. It’s out there for the world to see. Call 22 News and put a good word in for her? Stop the violence? Posting MassLive articles about other accidents because the one she caused, you know, the one that left a high school boy paralyzed for life wasn’t as big a deal? Tell us where we all are wrong. Tell us we’re taking all of this out of context. You have serious issues sticking up for this heap of hot garbage. And you’re no better. Get a f*cking vlue, idiot.

    • Jlew
      June 21, 2016 at 11:24 pm

      Really? If she is going to write all of this on a public forum, then maybe she could have taken 30 secs out to apologize. Obviously she only cares about herself. I’m sure she would be bitching if someone did that to her kid. People judge because when you do stupid things, then air them in public, you open yourself up for criticism. That’s the way the world works. Just because she references God, doesn’t mean she learned her lesson or is a good person. Her ass should still be in jail! Case closed.

    • Love me some turtle boy ❤️
      June 23, 2016 at 6:32 am

      Really ? so tell me if Alex was your child how you would perceive this Saint of a woman who is being victimized and run through the mud ?

      #turtleboy❤️ Tells it real ❤️

    • Beanz
      June 23, 2016 at 6:15 pm

      Just shut up already. Seriously. Shut up. I absolutely cannot stand people like you. This kid deserves more than this bitch being defended. She’s a piece of shit. Period.

  • Reddog
    June 21, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    Selfish bitch

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 21, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    Last name colon and is a gigantic asshole. What an appropriate name. Too bad this wasn’t a dude so he can get his rectum turned inside out in prison. Maybe instead she’ll be forced to munch on some nasty stench trench.

  • MrSmiley
    June 21, 2016 at 6:28 pm

    Look at the cases of oui related motor vehicle homicide and manslaughter as a standard. She ll get maybe a year because he survived. Michael Garrido, Southbridge crash Drove drunk. Passenger killed during crash. 2 years with time served I believe. Stephen Quintal. 290 wrong way oui driving crash with fatality. Same lines and the list goes on. These people dont use guns to murder or maim so because they cop a plea they sit in vacationland for a couple years… And mark my words. Njuguna who killed Trooper Clardy.. Will get the same kind of deal ..Murderers by any other name. There should be mando minimums for this kind of crime. No good time.

  • B. Pike
    June 21, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    This scum is the single biggest piece of fucking shit that ever walked the earth. I hope she gets cancer and dies a slow miserable fucking death, and then rots in hell.

    Just saying.

    • Samantha
      June 21, 2016 at 10:12 pm

      That’s horrible to wish upon anyone. If you really feel that way you probably need counseling to sort out some deep inner issues.

  • Shackleford
    June 21, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    What a disgusting cunt

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      June 21, 2016 at 6:19 pm

      Apparently her “man” feels the same way laying next to her in bed giving her no action. Probably because it smells like her last name.

  • GFY
    June 21, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    how is this woman allowed to procreate?

  • Orless
    June 21, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    Fucking trash bag will be out in 18 months

    • Wabbitt
      June 21, 2016 at 7:59 pm

      In this state? No, she’ll probably get off with time served.

      • Gail Smith
        June 21, 2016 at 9:29 pm

        And a slap on the hand after she says she’s sorry. Just like Zambrano

  • Publius
    June 21, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    “Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.”

  • Joe Max
    June 21, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Ten years in state prison minimum. Also, she should be forced to pay money to the victim, for his lifetime. Lucky it’s not in Texas, she would have something to be really concerned about.

    • Adam
      June 22, 2016 at 2:33 am

      Nothing from nothing equals nothing……

  • KimberlyS
    June 21, 2016 at 3:34 pm

    The worst part is the way she talks about God. She has so obviously not felt remorse for her actions, and therefore cannot begin to seek forgiveness.


    Best of luck to Alex.

    • Samantha
      June 21, 2016 at 10:09 pm

      How can you say she obviously felt no remorse when you’ve never spoken to her or directly heard her speak about the accident?

      • Me
        June 21, 2016 at 10:44 pm

        LOL………..Stop it Samantha.

    • Micky Shitz
      June 22, 2016 at 8:54 pm

      I’ll miss eating her box.

      • Sarah
        June 23, 2016 at 7:26 am

        Yo wtf

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