Springfield EBT Rex Bites Big Y Employee After He Catches Her Stuffing Steaks Into Her Purse

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Masslive: A Springfield woman, who allegedly bit a Big Y World Class Market employee after he confronted her about the theft of several steaks Monday, denied the charges the following day in District Court. The Daily Hampshire Gazette reported the suspect, 28-year-old Elizabeth Ritchie was ordered to stay away from the store and the employee following her arraignment. Ritchie was released on her own recognizance.

Police were summoned to the North King Street store at about 12:15 p.m. for a report of a combative shoplifter with a knife, the Gazette reported, citing court documents. Loss prevention associate Bryan Wisk told police he saw the suspect put several packages of meat into her purse. Wisk said he confronted her, a struggle ensued and that he brought her down to the floor. During the struggle, Ritchie bit him in the hand and kicked him. Afterwards, she allegedly reached into her purse and took out a folding knife. Ritchie denied charges of assault and battery, a misdemeanor charge of shoplifting and two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon, according to the Gazette.

Chill out lady, the Walking Dead doesn’t start till next weekend. Although when you run out of those Big Y gold coins, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Every try grocery shopping for meat at the Big Y? You might as well piss your money away. Either that or go hunt possum in the backyard. Because there’s no bigger ripoff in the grocery store racket than the meat section at your local Big Y.

Here’s the thing though – why not use food stamps? You’re telling me she doesn’t qualify? See that hand in the picture above? That’s a baby. She’s got two of them. According to her Facebook page she is “going to school,” which in hoodrat means, “still talking about signing up for night classes at community college, but really just perpetually unemployed.” She graduated from……GED:

This is the kind of person we can’t stop throwing tax dollars at, yet she still feels the need to not only steal multiple steaks, but to bite the dude in order to hang onto what was rightfully hers. Someone needs to spay and neuter this EBT Rex before she starts spreading rabid ratchet juice to the rest of civilized society. No more kids either. Instead of trying to steal a rib eye, maybe think about using the brown eye the next time some rawdogging chudstuffer you meet at the local spoke decides that you’re good enough for tonight.

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