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Springfield EBT Rex Bites Big Y Employee After He Catches Her Stuffing Steaks Into Her Purse 

Springfield EBT Rex Bites Big Y Employee After He Catches Her Stuffing Steaks Into Her Purse

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MassliveA Springfield woman, who allegedly bit a Big Y World Class Market employee after he confronted her about the theft of several steaks Monday, denied the charges the following day in District Court. The Daily Hampshire Gazette reported the suspect, 28-year-old Elizabeth Ritchie was ordered to stay away from the store and the employee following her arraignment. Ritchie was released on her own recognizance.

Police were summoned to the North King Street store at about 12:15 p.m. for a report of a combative shoplifter with a knife, the Gazette reported, citing court documents. Loss prevention associate Bryan Wisk told police he saw the suspect put several packages of meat into her purse. Wisk said he confronted her, a struggle ensued and that he brought her down to the floor. During the struggle, Ritchie bit him in the hand and kicked him. Afterwards, she allegedly reached into her purse and took out a folding knife. Ritchie denied charges of assault and battery, a misdemeanor charge of shoplifting and two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon, according to the Gazette.

Chill out lady, the Walking Dead doesn’t start till next weekend. Although when you run out of those Big Y gold coins, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Every try grocery shopping for meat at the Big Y? You might as well piss your money away. Either that or go hunt possum in the backyard. Because there’s no bigger ripoff in the grocery store racket than the meat section at your local Big Y.

Here’s the thing though – why not use food stamps? You’re telling me she doesn’t qualify? See that hand in the picture above? That’s a baby. She’s got two of them. According to her Facebook page she is “going to school,” which in hoodrat means, “still talking about signing up for night classes at community college, but really just perpetually unemployed.” She graduated from……GED:

This is the kind of person we can’t stop throwing tax dollars at, yet she still feels the need to not only steal multiple steaks, but to bite the dude in order to hang onto what was rightfully hers. Someone needs to spay and neuter this EBT Rex before she starts spreading rabid ratchet juice to the rest of civilized society. No more kids either. Instead of trying to steal a rib eye, maybe think about using the brown eye the next time some rawdogging chudstuffer you meet at the local spoke decides that you’re good enough for tonight.



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14 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    October 17, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    That poor guy… now we gotta shoot him in the head before he turns…

  • They call me Ponch
    October 15, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    Kinda want to get her on all fours and feed her sugar cubes.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 14, 2017 at 8:50 am

    When an animal bites someone, they usually put it down.

  • whatevuh
    October 13, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    I think she’s do-able as long as you wear a condom . . . just sayin’

  • proud klansman
    October 13, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    if you can’t afford food you should starve to death and die

  • Charisma Beauty
    October 13, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    This happens all the time. Hell, I frequently see these welfare parasites (along with their kids) eating half the store while shopping and leaving a trail of discarded wrappers along the way. It’s not enough we’re paying for their groceries, they have to rob the food stores. But remember, no one wants to be on welfare and there is no welfare fraud or abuse.

  • Mikeylikesit
    October 13, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Brown eye for the next rawdogging chudstuffer lol I just pissed myself and fell off my chair thanks I needed that

  • Steven Stover
    October 13, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    The only higher priced markets are 3. Trader Joe’s 2. Wegmans 1. Whole Foods

    • Donald J. Trummp
      October 19, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      WRONG. TJ’s has good prices. Bad info! Sad!

  • Ghandi
    October 13, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    She will plead poor, hungry and just trying to feed her (fake) family. The liberal, Democrat, low IQ, appointed by the Communist Deval Patrick Judge will dismiss the case on some technicality, like the Y in Big Y is sexist.

    The store and hardworking people of Massachusetts who have to pay more for their groceries because of this load that should have been swallowed will be fucked again.

  • Kris
    October 13, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    I work for big y loss prevention. These scum bags steal steak and other high value mechandise to sell for heroin money. Good shoplifting story is going to come out of Ludlow big y soon so keep posted. Make them turtleboy famous

    • Joe Lupinski
      October 13, 2017 at 8:31 pm

      The average profit margin for a grocery store is 3%. Apple makes 60% profit. Steal from those fucking liberal cocksucking dicklicking shitbags.

  • Ben There
    October 13, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Choose the browneye option! Wicked good advice!

  • Bill Clinton
    October 13, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    I have a piece of meat I wouldn’t mind her stuffing in her mouth.

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