Welcome to today’s edition of World’s Dumbest Criminals. Meet Breon Hollings, 22, from Jacksonville, Florida.
Wow, a gun tat on his neck. He is definitely employable.
A known career criminal with a lengthy rap sheet who was just released from prison back in December of 2016. Here is his wonderful resume:
He works at Pooda Block (whatever that means) and studied at Hustle Hard, I have heard great things about that street life education. He majored in criminal law……………… Just kidding:
He is a real winner. He’s definitely a prospect many people are willing to hire. Especially if you’re in the drug or illegal weapons trade.
One thing they didn’t teach at “Hustle Hard High” is how to not live stream your crimes and if you do, turn off the camera when you’re getting raided:
“Get you some money or you foreva gon be break man, Gotta catch up man, shit don’t stop man, shit don’t stop man…” then at 55 seconds you can see him peak out of his trap house window which is probably so filthy, you can’t see shit anyway. Doesn’t matter, you can clearly hear the SWAT team, “This is Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. We have a search warrant”. Mmmmm… The sweet sounds of victory! Listen to that glass break and the glorious sounds of flash bangs… it’s like Mozart; swat edition. On a side note… SWAT team members are sexy, they are ALWAYS sexy. Am I right ladies? Or am I right? 😀
They enter in at about 1:50 mark… Look around, and do there thing… Then this:
That’s the look of a winner, folks. He won the internet for the day.
Is anyone here surprised that he would be stupid enough to live broadcast himself flashing wads of money? By the way, the Jacksonville PD was not tipped off about the live broadcast, the warrant was for drug and gun charges.
He has a long history, we could be here all day showing you screenshots of all of the crimes he has committed. Let’s hope he doesn’t get out so quickly like last time. His Facebook is filled with “Free my boi” posts back from his previous stint. He even has a friend or relative post conversations from jail:
Put some money on his books ‘cuh’ you know, because he doesn’t have a wad of cash already stashed somewhere. Also, here is a special treat from Daddy himself:
That’s right. His father is very proud of the criminal behavior. If it was my kid, I would be hiding somewhere in a corner, ashamed of my parenting. Not this guy though:
The stand-up jail pose, how original.
We have our very own ratchet and broke Bobby Brown look-a-like!! Look at that gold toof, it has to be worth more than any other possession this man owns.
What. The. Fuck. If you are a grown man still dressing this way, you are pathetic and will never leave the street life behind. Well, I mean he is hood and only 42 years old, but still too old to wear that type of clothing and act this kind of way.
By the way, he’s a grandfather. Let that sink in. He is 42 and has multiple kids and grandchildren. My goodness.
He does a great job raising his son:
This looks like a “save the children” commercial, only you’re already donating to them with your hard earned tax dollars, because, EBT.
Look at me daddy, no hands! I’m living in a trap house, wearing high water pants (because they just can’t be called shorts at this point) and holding bottle of alcohol! Are you proud of me?
He also enjoys being a good uncle:
Yeah. Well, I mean what do you expect? Did you not watch the video of his son speaking in alien tongue? If you want to really mess with your mind today, listen to his son’s phone calls from jail.
If there is ANY turtle rider out there who can, with 100% certainty, tell us what he is trying to say, I will personally buy you a Turtleboy mug! This is absolutely the worst Ebonics I have ever heard in my life, and I grew up in the Bronx. It’s that southern tongue, makes it much harder to decipher. I’m sure he’s talking about college applications, the stock market, and his dedication to being a good member of society.
This is what happens when you think you can be a career criminal and get away with it forever. You either end up in jail, dead, or raided while you are “keepin it one hunnid” on Facebook live.
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