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SWAT Team Raids A Local Drug Dealer While He Is Live Streaming On Facebook Showing Off His Drug Money


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Welcome to today’s edition of World’s Dumbest Criminals. Meet Breon Hollings, 22, from Jacksonville, Florida.

Wow, a gun tat on his neck. He is definitely employable.

A known career criminal with a lengthy rap sheet who was just released from prison back in December of 2016. Here is his wonderful resume:

He works at Pooda Block (whatever that means) and studied at Hustle Hard, I have heard great things about that street life education. He majored in criminal law……………… Just kidding:

 

He is a real winner. He’s definitely a prospect many people are willing to hire. Especially if you’re in the drug or illegal weapons trade.

One thing they didn’t teach at “Hustle Hard High” is how to not live stream your crimes and if you do, turn off the camera when you’re getting raided:

“Get you some money or you foreva gon be break man, Gotta catch up man, shit don’t stop man, shit don’t stop man…” then at 55 seconds you can see him peak out of his trap house window which is probably so filthy, you can’t see shit anyway. Doesn’t matter, you can clearly hear the SWAT team, “This is Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office. We have a search warrant”. Mmmmm… The sweet sounds of victory! Listen to that glass break and the glorious sounds of flash bangs… it’s like Mozart; swat edition. On a side note… SWAT team members are sexy, they are ALWAYS sexy. Am I right ladies? Or am I right? 😀

They enter in at about 1:50 mark… Look around, and do there thing… Then this:

That’s the look of a winner, folks. He won the internet for the day.

Is anyone here surprised that he would be stupid enough to live broadcast himself flashing wads of money? By the way, the Jacksonville PD was not tipped off about the live broadcast, the warrant was for drug and gun charges.

He has a long history, we could be here all day showing you screenshots of all of the crimes he has committed. Let’s hope he doesn’t get out so quickly like last time. His Facebook is filled with “Free my boi” posts back from his previous stint. He even has a friend or relative post conversations from jail:

Put some money on his books ‘cuh’ you know, because he doesn’t have a wad of cash already stashed somewhere. Also, here is a special treat from Daddy himself:

 

That’s right. His father is very proud of the criminal behavior. If it was my kid, I would be hiding somewhere in a corner, ashamed of my parenting. Not this guy though:

The stand-up jail pose, how original.

We have our very own ratchet and broke Bobby Brown look-a-like!! Look at that gold toof, it has to be worth more than any other possession this man owns.

What. The. Fuck. If you are a grown man still dressing this way, you are pathetic and will never leave the street life behind. Well, I mean he is hood and only 42 years old, but still too old to wear that type of clothing and act this kind of way.

By the way, he’s a grandfather. Let that sink in. He is 42 and has multiple kids and grandchildren. My goodness.

He does a great job raising his son:

This looks like a “save the children” commercial, only you’re already donating to them with your hard earned tax dollars, because, EBT.

Look at me daddy, no hands! I’m living in a trap house, wearing high water pants (because they just can’t be called shorts at this point) and holding bottle of alcohol! Are you proud of me?

He also enjoys being a good uncle:

Yeah. Well, I mean what do you expect? Did you not watch the video of his son speaking in alien tongue? If you want to really mess with your mind today, listen to his son’s phone calls from jail.

 

If there is ANY turtle rider out there who can, with 100% certainty, tell us what he is trying to say, I will personally buy you a Turtleboy mug! This is absolutely the worst Ebonics I have ever heard in my life, and I grew up in the Bronx. It’s that southern tongue, makes it much harder to decipher. I’m sure he’s talking about college applications, the stock market, and his dedication to being a good member of society.

This is what happens when you think you can be a career criminal and get away with it forever. You either end up in jail, dead, or raided while you are “keepin it one hunnid” on Facebook live.

 

 

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12 Comment(s)
  • hmmm
    June 8, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    “It’s that southern tongue, makes it much harder to decipher.”

    Florida – geographically southern, culturally…not so much.

  • hmmm
    June 8, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    Video was edited – watch the door at 2:00 and 2:17.

  • rcassino
    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
    June 8, 2017 at 9:25 am

    I don’t think that even Barbara Billingsley could decipher that, and she speaks jive.

  • Publius
    June 7, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    Ghetto trash hoodrats speakin ebonics. The best. Keepin it real stupid yo.

  • June 7, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Old news read about this on daily mail 5 days ago. Come on….. put some effort into it.

  • Chip Striker
    June 7, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    That shit just stopped you fucktard.

    And look how low those pants are, what a fucking loser.

  • Chris Seith
    prissy piss flaps
    June 7, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    I think thats his impression of lil wayne.

  • Joe Lupinski
    June 7, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Pretty sure I saw somewhere this week that about 80% of the melanin advantaged males in California schools don’t meet the basic standards for reading or writing. Probably the same in Florida and elsewhere. It’s a group/gang thing. Couple guys I know had to leave the “hood” because they were getting beat up for getting good grades. Now they are wealthy scientists.

    There is no hope for this community. The only solution is to isolate them from those who want a good life.

    • Light one up
      June 7, 2017 at 9:43 pm

      Do you mean melanin disadvantaged?

  • juror seven esq.
    June 7, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    It’s Florida, no one around here gives a shit.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 7, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    It’s not surprising the dad acts like a pinhead, when his name is really Pin Head.

  • First Time Caller
    PhilSimmsSucks
    June 7, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    I think he was discussing Einstein’s theory of relativity.

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