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Tag: hot tow truck girl

Hoodrat Heroes

Revere’s Most Famous Crackhead And HTTG Appear To Have Shacked Up In The Most Ill-Advised Move Imaginable, Urge Us To Not “Play Ourselves” While Quite Effectively Playing Themselves

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2019

Today’s installment of “ideas so bad they literally melt your brain” is brought to you by two of our most…

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All-Star Criminals

Parasitic Frauditor Bodacious Bitchtits Abrams Reign Of Terror Deepens – Restraining Orders, False Police Reports, Drug Charges, Harassment And Whiny Calls Into The Police

Uncle Turtleboy / October 31, 2019

It’s been a rough month for Josh “Bitchtits” Abrams, who is currently on a taxpayer funded 90 day vacation in…

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Bitch Tits Was Arrested In Seekonk Last Night For Assaulting And Battering Someone Who Is Most Likely His Hooker Girlfriend Cameltow Truck Girl

Uncle Turtleboy / October 28, 2019

  Breaking New – Bitch tits was arrested last night for domestic violence. Our sources tell us the arrest happeend…

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Nudniks

Bitch Tits Whined In Front Of The Worcester City Council About Grundlestiltskin’s Arrest While His Communist Hooker Girlfriend Sat Down During The National Anthem

Uncle Turtleboy / October 22, 2019

  Bitch tits and Grundlestiltskin’s tour de Worcester continued tonight as they went to the City Council meeting to talk…

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All-Star Criminals

Copblock Chud Josh Abrams Sure Likes To Terrorize The Elderly And Infirm, Was Kicked Out Of Johnson And Wales For Repeated Bad Behavior, Cried Because His Peers Called Him A P*ssy

Uncle Turtleboy / September 16, 2019

Just when you think that Josh Abrams and his voluptuous bosom can’t hang any lower – they do. We already…

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Podcasts

Hot Tow Truck Girl Is The Greatest Ratchet In Turtleboy History

Uncle Turtleboy / September 6, 2019

  This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Josh Abrams Junktastic Slampig Is New BAE, Goes Live From Hotel Room Paid For By Cop Block Idiots She Scammed By Lying About Josh Getting Bail

Uncle Turtleboy / September 5, 2019

  We have an update on Josh Abrams’ junktastic girlfriend, who was raising $800 yesterday, presumably because he was granted…

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