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All-Star Criminals

One-Armed Giannetti Uses Leominster Video Store As Front To Buy And Sell Millions In Stolen Goods From Junkies And Feed Drugs To Women Who Died 

Uncle Turtleboy / May 14, 2021

  Earlier in the week someone posted on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook page about a State Police raid taking…

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Nudniks

“Your Kids Aren’t Suffering Due To School Closures Because At Least They’re Not Starving To Death” – Nashoba Regional School Committee Member Sharon Poch

Uncle Turtleboy / February 26, 2021

  This is Sharon Poch from Lancaster, a member of the Nashoba Regional School Committee (Lancaster, Bolton, Stow). Nashoba Regional…

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Social Justice Warriors

Corrupt Lancaster Planning Board Member Using Power To Harass Festival Organizers Because Turtleboy Said Nice Things About Them

Uncle Turtleboy / July 21, 2017

Corrupt Lancaster Planning Board Member Using Power To Harass Festival Organizers Because Turtleboy Said Nice Things About Them Want to advertise…

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Current events

Drunken Lancaster Selectman Rehires Town Manager Who Was Previously Fired For Being Found Drunk, Covered In Puke With Pants Down On Car He Drove From Strip Club

Uncle Turtleboy / April 4, 2017

Drunken Lancaster Selectman Rehires Town Manager Who Was Previously Fired For Being Found Drunk, Covered In Puke With Pants Down…

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Bone Ride

Top 20 Best To Worst Plowed Towns In Worcester County, Part 2

Uncle Turtleboy / March 16, 2017

Top 20 Best To Worst Plowed Towns In Worcester County, Part 2 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…

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All-Star Criminals

Gravy Dumpster Tries Robbing Lancaster Gas Station With Knife, Gets Beat Up With Clipboard And Stool By Gangster Clerk Who Was Not Fucking Around

Uncle Turtleboy / February 20, 2017

Gravy Dumpster Tries Robbing Lancaster Gas Station With Knife, Gets Beat Up With Clipboard And Stool By Gangster Clerk Who…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride: Holden, Princeton, Sterling, Lancaster, Clinton, Bolton, Berlin, Boylston, West Boylston

Uncle Turtleboy / June 2, 2016

  Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter. Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to…

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Current events

Quit Whining About This Career Criminal Getting Punched By State Troopers Because He Earned That Ass Whooping

Uncle Turtleboy / May 12, 2016

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