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All-Star Criminals

Homeo And Juliet Arrested For Double Shooting And Warrants Despite Being The Official Leaders Of New Bedford Black Lives Matter

Uncle Turtleboy / August 14, 2020

  This is Tyrell Woodis-Pina and his future baby momma Shakira Duarte. The two of them are the leaders of…

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Tucrack Shakur Drops Product From His Shorts While Pummeling Plumber’s Crack Pablo, New Bedford Nancy Just Keeps On Pumping Gas

Uncle Turtleboy / July 31, 2019

  The best part about blogging for Turtleboy is waking up every day and having no idea what fuckery we’ll…

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Acushnet Queef Chowder Reports To Media That Two Black Guys Shot And Killed Her Dog, Mass Hysteria Ensues, Turns Out She Was Lying

Uncle Turtleboy / December 13, 2017

Acushnet Queef Chowder Reports To Media That Two Black Guys Shot And Killed Her Dog, Mass Hysteria Ensues, Turns Out…

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Turtleboy Was On With The Boston Herald’s Michael Graham And Howie Carr Yesterday To Talk About Facebook Fascists Taking Away Our Page

Uncle Turtleboy / November 30, 2017

Turtleboy Was On With The Boston Herald’s Michael Graham And Howie Carr Yesterday To Talk About Facebook Fascists Taking Away…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Momma Foodstampopotamus From New Bedford Was Arrested Last Night And She Looks Like She Wants To Eat The Camera Guy Who Filmed Her Being Loaded In To The Police Van

Uncle Turtleboy / April 1, 2017

No, this isn’t an April Fools joke! This is the face you make when you know that you’re going to…

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Meet the New Bedford Foodstampoptamai From Yesterday’s Free My Boi Video: They Are Everything You Thought They Would Be AND MORE! 

Uncle Turtleboy / March 26, 2017

Sweet baby cheesehogs! This one actually got crazier! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…

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Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested For Selling Drugs With Toy Guns

Uncle Turtleboy / March 25, 2017

Rare Breed Of Pajama Clad Foodstampotamus Spotted In New Bedford Yelling “Free My Son N Word” As Career Criminal Gets Arrested…

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Free These Glorious New Bedford Prostitutes Now

Uncle Turtleboy / September 9, 2015

Want to have your business advert seen by over 900,000 people per month? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information,…

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