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Seems that Elizabeth Quino, known around here as the momma Foodstampopotamus, had some shit go down in her house last night. They arrested her, and two others, in some kind of brouhaha at the same house where they became famous for their “free my boi” window protest.
Sadly, because it’s considered a domestic, the police won’t tell us what’s going on. If anyone knows, please message us, because I’m hearing all sorts of crazy rumors from a hostage situation to a sexual assault.
I would also like to mention how much I love the dudes over at the New Bedford Guide Because I really do. They actually used one of our terms in their news briefing. I wish all the mainstream media would look to them for inspiration.
Word is that the baby momma Foodstampopotamus, Amanda Pavao, was seen watching the whole thing from the window and didn’t make a peep this time.
We will let you know when we find out what happened.
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