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Taunton Cheddarmuff Busted Selling Heroin With Multiple EBT Cards Despite Being Arrested A Million Times And Not Having Custody Of Her Kids

Taunton Cheddarmuff Busted Selling Heroin With Multiple EBT Cards Despite Being Arrested A Million Times And Not Having Custody Of Her Kids

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Taunton GazetteA city woman is facing multiple drug distribution charges and a single count of illegal possession of ammunition after police this week executed a search warrant at her Sumner Street apartment. Jasmine Rodriguez, 26, 24 Sumner St., was arrested on five counts of possession with intent to distribute a controlled substance, police said. The Class B substances included a single gram of the synthetic opioid fentanyl, a gram of crack cocaine and three pills and 16 strips of suboxone, which is prescribed to counter narcotic addiction. The substance identified as Class C were five alprazolam (Xanax) pills, while the Class E substance, police said, consisted of eight gabapentin nerve-pain pills.

Taunton police said they also confiscated 18 rounds of .38-caliber bullets and a black pellet gun from a bedroom safe. Other items seized as evidence, they said, included digital scales, a notebook ledger indicating drug sales, cash in the amount of $903 and three Massachusetts EBT welfare-payment cards.

Rodriguez, police said, also had three outstanding warrants when she was arrested.Detective Sgt. Matthew Skwarto, in his report, notes that drug dealers often accept the electronic-benefit-transfer cards as payment in lieu of cash. After announcing their presence and walking through the unlocked door, Skwarto said he personally “coaxed” a pit bull into a back room and then notified the city’s animal control officer.

Remember – food stamp abuse is rare. The urban foodstampapotamus is a rare breed on the verge of extinction. It just so happens that every time they raid a stash house like this they always find a trap queen with multiple EBT cards lying around.

So if you look at this chick’s Facebook page you’ll see that she has a litter of children. Three to be exact. She claims to work as a “FULL TIME MOMMY”:

But yet she currently has custody of none of her kids, because as you can see when you Google her name she’s been arrested five million times for drug offenses. Yet she still has EBT cards. Because, why wouldn’t the taxpayers throw cash at a career criminal with children she has no custody rights of? Seems like a great investment in our future.

Or the EBT cards were used as payment by junkies looking to get their next fix from this poison saleswoman. And the drug dealers accepted it because apparently you don’t even need to have an ID to use an EBT card. Because if they couldn’t use someone else’s EBT card without their ID, then obviously they wouldn’t accept it as payment.

This is what these maggots do. They pretend to be poor, single mothers struggling to get by. But in reality they’re just selling poison to vulnerable people, not paying any taxes on the revenue, and thus remaining eligible for food stamps. Of course when you don’t have a job and you get paid by junkies and the government at the same time you have plenty of time for glamour shots

Sucking face with grown men with chin straps and flat brimmed hats


And iPhones.

But yea, this stuff is rare. Hardly ever happens. Sure, we could address it by having a policy of “no food stamps for people who have been arrested a million times for drug dealing” but that would make too much sense. Just keep voting in the same people who make sure the gravy train is never ending.



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9 Comment(s)
  • Ling ling
    June 6, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    I wish more of the Massachusetts state legislature would read turtleboy.

  • msheadkracker
    Drug test for these gutter slugs
    May 31, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Drug tests, 99% of these beasts can’t stop smoking weed and drinking long enough to qualify for the whole year, they’d rather get “turnt up” and screw the nearest dirtbag and get pregnant, then screw daddy govt out of food stamps, welfare, Medicaid and anything else they can get. Leeches, this one, how is she getting food stamps? Her kids have been taken away, therefore the stamps are supposed to go with them…wtf?

  • They call me Ponch
    May 29, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    DCF pushes “open” adoption.
    Imagine being partnered with any of Fall River’s finest for life. No way.
    That’s why we didn’t. Too bad.

  • Barry
    May 29, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Turtleboy should have a junkie “now and then” like the turtlegram does with once nice neighborhoods that have become… less gentrified. Dudes are all wondering what she looked like before the h

  • Irishcurse
    May 29, 2017 at 11:31 am

    WTF is that mess from the belly button down? I have a gut but I don’t know what that is.

    • Jasmine: You're A Wretch!
      May 29, 2017 at 1:17 pm

      Must be Cesarean scars ( I was kind of wondering the same thing!) I’m sure that this broad decided that she didn’t want to go through the labor of childbirth, demanding that they “cut the demon child from my womb”!!!

      I hope the kid(s) are doing fine despite their mother’s “influence”!

      Mom, you’re a pathetic wretch! Please just go away, and leave the children with someone that cares for them!

    • Snot Rocket
      June 2, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      Stretch marks and flab from pumping out a hat trick of next generation welfare lifers.

  • Talisman
    May 29, 2017 at 10:22 am

    It’s really to bad a safari can’t be organized to go ahead and mark the extinction of this alleged rare breed of parasite that we’re told don’t really exist. Bet it would free up some time for law enforcement and courts as well.

  • whatevuh
    May 29, 2017 at 10:07 am

    She could probably be kinda good looking, if she wasn’t such a slug

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