We’ve got another hysterical Police department to look out for!
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The trend of police departments utilizing social media to take a tongue-in-cheek stab at their apprehensions is just phenomenal. I couldn’t love this idea more if I tried. It’s really the smartest thing ever and if you aren’t on board with modern-day policing you should probably just get off the Internet you’re glued to.
The gang over at the Taunton Police Department has jumped on board with Bourne, Dartmouth, Bangor, and Bridgewater in their latest public service announcement.
This entire story is almost too good to be true.
It’s like Uncle Turtle himself wrote this! I especially like the part where they say that the pair were incoherent and drooling.
Now, if you need to understand how drunk twice the legal limit is… take a look at what Amy looks like when she’s not chocolatey wasted off what could only be Strawberry Limearitas and trying to show off for Facebook.
What a strategic loving gaze. Barf. Perhaps it was this maternal instinct that lead her to have a dragon hanging from her teet whilst sipping White Girl Juice? Bitch thinking she Daenerys Targaryen or some shit.
Meanwhile I’m sitting here like…
Now, I don’t know how much more comedic brilliance I can add here (as its damn-near perfect) but I can easily say that I’ve never been as hammered as Amy and her apparent side piece have ever been.
Oh yeah, she’s married and the guy who was driving around with tanked is NOT her husband.
Sure, I’ve gotten trashed, taken my pants off, and booty-popped to Justin Timberlake. Who hasn’t? However, I never tried to fight a tree with my car.
Now, as it has become custom, we tend to shame the people who come along in to the comments section and give the Police shit.
Most of the comments were fabulous.
But one Queef wizard just HAD to have an issue with it.
Aside from the fact he looks like a cold scrotum, my homeboy here has a reason hate public shaming. Had had a bad bout with it when we was taken in on a warrant once. OF COURSE this was only after the police raided his girlfriend’s house because she was whoring herself on Craigslist. Read the article HERE because it’s great.
Ouuuuuuch. Meanwhile, he’s not stranger to the blotters:
Hopefully people will stop being butthurt vagbags when it comes to proactive community policing – espesh when they get caught committing to a girl who gets professionally stuffed by randos.
Good job Taunton Fuzz! We salute you and your sassy officers!
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