Ted Cruz Is Done, Time To Face Reality: #NotTrump Means You Support Hillary

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In case you haven’t heard the news, Ted Cruz has dropped out of the election after getting facialized by Donald Trump in Indiana. It’s over. Donald Trump will be the Republican nomination for President. Never thought I’d see this day, yet here it is. Bout time too. Ted Cruz is a loser and no one likes him. Every time I heard his voice and looked at his face it made me not want to vote.

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Anyway, Bernie is still fighting and I love every second of it. Look, you can say whatever you want about the Bern, but the man is balls to the wall. He is arguably the realest candidate in this election and I LOVE that he stayed in longer than Cruz. I don’t care, he is the MAN!! Dude has been getting fucked time and time again. He keeps winning all these states and yet Hillary is winning the delegate counts, which only goes to prove that Bernie was right all along about the deck being stacked for the establishment. He’s also winning in Indiana right now and he’s willing to blow shit up at the democratic convention. He outlasted Cruz. You simply must respect his hustle.

Meanwhile in grownup land, it’s gonna be Hillary vs. Trump like we all knew it would. It’s probably the worst two candidates for President in American history and says a lot about the weaknesses of democracy. But for Turtleboy the battle lines are drawn. If you’re with Hillary then you

  • stand with the black lives matter terrorists who block highways.
  • stand against police officers.
  • stand with someone who perpetuates lies about the gender wage gap for her own selfish agenda.
  • support a candidate who is as SHADY as you can possibly get, because she’s refusing to release tapes of her speech she gave in front of Goldman Sachs.
  • support someone who did not get to where she is because she is a strong woman, but rather because she married a strong man. That’s the opposite of what feminism is supposed to be.
  • generally support a completely dishonest, fraudulent, fake multi-millionaire product of privilege.

If you stand with Trump then you are one of the following:

  • A moron who genuinely believes that a wall is the answer to all of America’s problems and is easily swayed with meaningless monologues about how great everything is gonna be.
  • A regular person who sees all the bullshit with black lives matter and college campuses, and the unprecedented freaking out by the media and political establishment, and you want to see the look of horror in their eyes when they wake up and find out that Trump is their President.

Look, this Turtleboy voted for Barrack Obama. Twice. Fuck you if you don’t like it. Sometimes I wonder why I did that, because I think he kind of sucks. But every time I hear Hillary speak I remember why – she made him look good. REALLY good. I tell you this because I just want to establish that Turtleboy is not some right wing, republican voting blog.

But if Hillary is the candidate, what choice do we have? She simply cannot be President of the United States. We can’t listen to that voice and stare at those hideous electric muumuus. We can’t look at that fake ass smile and bite our lips as she shits on coal miners one day and kisses their ass the next. So yea, make no doubt about it – if it’s Trump vs. Hillary then Turtleboy is supporting Trump.

This is the shit right here that could fuck it all up though, and Turtleboy just wanted to address it:

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Conservatives like Matt Walsh hate Trump. It’s been a bloody primary. But it’s time to face the undeniable fact – if you’re doing this whole #NotTrump thing, then you’re voting for Hillary. There’s no difference. You can deny it all you want, but it’s true. And that’s fine if you want Hillary. But you need to own that shit. Stop crying that your guy didn’t win and face the scientific fact that it will be one of those two. Every vote that doesn’t go to Trump is a vote for four years of bright orange muumuus, fake smiles, and pandering to Trigglypuff.

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Double P.S. Megyn Kelly for VP.


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22 Comment(s)
  • Alexander Knight
    May 5, 2016 at 10:43 am

    Trigglypuff is back on OKCupid… https://www.okcupid.com/profile/yoursaucytarte

  • Wwy
    May 5, 2016 at 12:48 am

    GOD bless the u.s soldier suing the mullato and chief Obama for his illegal war in Syria ,American soldiers should never be used as human shields for Israel a terrorist country.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 4, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    I see my comment about Ted Cruz “disappeared”. Is someone practicing censorship here?

  • Ronzo
    May 4, 2016 at 1:10 pm

    TB as a volunteer for the Trump Campaign WELCOME ABOARD finally… Following you has motivated me to stand up and be heard…Fight the SJW and Trigglypuffs with my vote… Thank You

    I voted the TB ticket in Council elections, went to Trump Rallys, volunteered for the NH & MA Primary , attended his NH Primary Victory party, attended the Caucus in Shrewsbury securing our delegates and will March with the Campaign to rid the US of all the far left bull shit we have had to deal with for the past few years…Images of far lefters rioting, stomping on American flags, and Assaulting good people attending a Political rally only motivate us more…I’ve watched the videos of mass layoffs and worry that my job will continue its outsourcing to Canada if someone doesn’t step in and stop this….

    I am sure there will be more creative Buzzwords to follow ie racist, sexist, bigot, hate from the leftist media this is expected but see the man for his vision…

    TB …I like you voted for Obama, It backfired everything has swung FAR LEFT, but you redeemed us and created the monster inside of me tired of the establishment and pandering to the far left and SJW…I found the candidate who does reflect my wants and visions for this country…

    I would have loved a Sanders Trump face off to not give the Establishment any choice unfortunately that didn’t happen…

  • Mr. E
    May 4, 2016 at 11:36 am

    Voting for Republican is the same as saying that you want Massachusetts to resemble the likes of Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Etc……… that’s what scrares me the most. Yes, Democratic run states have inner city problems, but outside of that, I don’t see the big problems. In the south, where the Republican ideals rule the day, we see exactly how it works. We end up supporting them through our taxes because they don’t contribute to the country very much.

    • larryS
      May 5, 2016 at 5:34 am

      Wow! I bet your picture is next to the word Masshole in the urban dictionary! And don’t you realize that the amount of people in the Democratic controlled inner cities, where billions of taxes our dollars go, out number the entire populations of the states you mention.

  • Wabbitt
    May 4, 2016 at 10:37 am

    There’s two possibilities at this point.

    1. Trump gets the nomination. Anti-Trump Republicans vote for a third party candidate like Gary Johnson. Hillary wins.

    2. Cruz and Kasich refuse to release their delegates, and Trump is short of a majority. Romney or Paul Ryan get the nomination in a brokered convention. Out of spite, Trump runs as an independent, splitting the Republican vote. Hillary wins.

    I either way, enjoy four years of crazy eyes, pandering, and muumuus.

  • Jay
    May 4, 2016 at 7:56 am

    Turtleboy for someone whose job is reading stuff on the internet, how uninformed you are on Donald Trump’s politics is shocking. At least search his foreign policy speech on YouTube.

    • Practical
      May 4, 2016 at 9:12 am

      Why all of a sudden is the blog supposed to do in depth research?

      They’re shitting on Trump just like they shit on everything. Go back to your Trump safe space.

      • Jay
        May 4, 2016 at 9:51 am

        Because Turtleboy calls himself a journalist and jerks himself off over how much better he is than actual newspapers. If you’re going to call what you do journalism you’re going to be held to some standards.

        • Wabbitt
          May 4, 2016 at 10:31 am

          Turtleboy has never claimed to be a journalist.

          • Jay
            May 4, 2016 at 2:18 pm

            You’re forgetting the article about that girl who said his website isn’t “real journalism”

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 4, 2016 at 7:55 am

    The Conventions are going to be high entertainment.

  • Wwy
    May 4, 2016 at 1:25 am

    Whichever wins will be following a mulatto Marxist. Won’t be too hard to look better.

    • Rip
      May 4, 2016 at 6:18 am

      Hillary will look exactly the same. She is doing backflips to state how great BHO has been and she will be his 3rd term. Can’t afford 4 more years of “fundamental change “.

  • RSoxGuy
    May 4, 2016 at 12:38 am

    Mia Love for VP

  • John Wick
    May 3, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    TB… You can redeem yourself for voting for Obama, by voting for Trump.

    Trump is the anti SJW… And just imagine watching them collectibles cry in their “safe spaces” at Hamster college when they see the general election results…

    Mmmm… Delicious. Liberal tears.

    • John Wick
      May 3, 2016 at 10:15 pm

      *collectively. Fuckin’ auto correct.

  • Mencken's Ghost
    May 3, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    A lot of Bernie supporters may vote for a third part too, so it’s not as simple as a vote for a thrd party is a vote for Hillary.

  • John
    May 3, 2016 at 10:04 pm

    I can’t vote for either of them. I’m going to write in Bret Killoran and I encourage you all to do the same.

    • Mel
      May 4, 2016 at 5:49 am

      See the movie 13 Hours and know that HRC’s long serving Chief of Staff is the daughter of the muslim brotherhoods founder. We either have a country or we don’t.

    • GoneWest
      May 4, 2016 at 4:04 pm

      Fuck that guy

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