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That Face You Make When You Thought You Were About To Bang A 14 Year Old Woonsocket Middle Schooler, But It’s Really A Cop And You’re Going To Jail

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Here’s today’s winner of the day:


That face you make when you think you’re about to deflower a Woonsocket middle schooler only to find out you’ve been texting a cop the entire time:

Providence JournalA 30-year-old Connecticut man is accused of trying to lure an underage girl into leaving Woonsocket Middle School to have sex with him. The “girl” turned out to be an undercover Woonsocket detective. Soukthiranorra Insixiengmay, who used to live in Woonsocket, had spent the last two weeks chatting on Facebook with someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl, said Detective Capt. Michael Lemoine. The conversation turned sexual, Lemoine said, and Insixiengmay sent three explicit photos of himself.

Insixiengmay wanted to meet the girl, and he talked about having her skip school to have sex with him, according to police and court records. So, Lemoine said, the meeting was set for Tuesday morning, at an “out of the way location” in the city. Insixiengmay arrived and was greeted by police officers, who placed him in handcuffs, Lemoine said. Insixiengmay, who now lives in Stafford Springs, Conn., has a minor criminal record. On Thursday, he was arraigned in District Court, Providence, on three felony charges: indecent solicitation of a child and two counts of disseminating indecent material to a minor. He was released on $5,000 surety bail and ordered not to use the Internet or have contact with children, besides his own.

That’s what you get for naming your son Soukthiranorra Insixiengmay. When that’s your name you are pretty much destined to be a pedophile. My question is, what’s up with the topless mugshots? Is this a thing now? Anyway, the fact that this idiot actually drove to a middle school and begged this imaginary 14 year old girl to come outside is insane. Like the school wouldn’t notice she was missing. Because kids leave school for a quickie with some shady guy all the time.

As you can see from his tattoos, the guy has already reproduced. And let me just tell you, the t-shirt he got his son is legendary:


Amazing. Although I don’t think he understands what the word “generation” means.

We can all agree this guy is a scumbag right? Oh wait, what’s that? You mean some SJW is calling him the victim? You don’t say:



Of course she has a hyphenated last name. With a comment like that it’s basically a requirement. Newsflash – there is no “happiness” in those eyes because he’s got a bad case of blue balls and is about to have to register as a sex offender. Nowhere in the police report does it mention anything about an addiction to drugs or alcohol. This guy is just your standard All-American pedo.

But seriously, how can any human being be this dumb to believe this shit? He shouldn’t be shamed, he should be getting help? You can’t cure pedophiles lady. Especially with a last name like that.

Then Mom chimed in:



No Mom, the girl he was talking to was not 19. She was an undercover police officer, not a college sophomore. She was also pretending to be 14, not 19. Because your son likes em young. But you’re right, the Woonsocket cops most definitely did set him up. That was the whole point. But please, tell me more about how these charges were dismissed. Because that might be the quickest dismissal in the history of law and order.


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17 Comment(s)
  • T-Bone
    September 9, 2021 at 11:15 am

    Palmer Police take notice. You have MC Extra crispy lure 14 year Palmer Girl bring her to Troy, NY plowed her for four days. And Police knows everything and do nothing. It could be your daughter or granddaughter next. Great job Palmer Police keep doing nothing

  • Micktavish
    October 8, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    You have to get rid of that ad about women with abnormal bodies – I just threw up in my mouth

  • The Operator
    October 8, 2016 at 8:10 am

    Soukthiranorra Insixiengmay? What the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like we can we deport him, or at least build a wall in an attempt to keep other Soukthiranorra Insixiengmays out? Make America great again.

  • Sal Monella
    October 8, 2016 at 4:48 am

    Bailiff – whack his pee-pee!

    • Turd Burglestein
      October 8, 2016 at 6:00 am


  • Chris Hansen
    October 7, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    You dont happen to watch Dateline NBC?

  • Joe
    October 7, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    “Entrapment”? Ha! It’s not entrapment if you were willing to do it.

  • Chris
    October 7, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    I don’t know if those people are “Social Justice Workers”, it just seems like they’re trying to be empathetic.

  • Turd Burglestein
    October 7, 2016 at 4:41 pm

    I hope this fucker gets hogtied and wagon circled in prison and learns what being airtight and chickenwinged at the same time is all about.

  • Beans
    October 7, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    Entrapment? Ahhh. Love it. Funny how they have units designed to find these online freak shows and they end up going to jail. And that first chick talking about his lost soul and sad eyes–whatever she rambled on about –she should be committed to Bridgewater–shes a lunatic for even thinking that way. My nephew has a lazy eye and always looks sad–does that mean he gets a pass if he decides to be a pedophile? Rhetorical question for those that think like that shitbag Erin carrol. Also-perhaps the topless mugshot is due to the tattoos. Just a quicker way to reference identifying marks. Or he was tweaking his nipples shirtless in the car when they nabbed him. Pig.

  • Wabbitt
    October 7, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    I looked at this creepy pervert’s name and myou first thought was, “Pat, I’d like to buy a vowel.”

  • WormtownorBust
    October 7, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Wait until these nutjobs really start pushing hard to decriminalize pedophilia. It’s coming.

    • 190 at 4:30
      October 7, 2016 at 8:28 pm

      Its here. Devil Patrick worked very hard on that. Got CORI “reform” so someones record is washed after only 5 years.

  • Chris Hansen
    October 7, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Would you like some cookies and lemonade? Are you here for sex?

    • Reddog
      October 7, 2016 at 2:48 pm

      Why don’t you have a seat right over there

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 7, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    We really need to go back to public hangings…

  • Romper Stomper
    October 7, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    His spirit is broken?!?! Seriously?!?!

    His asshole is about to get broken by his cellmate…

    That look in his eyes is shame…

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