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Here’s today’s winner of the day:
That face you make when you think you’re about to deflower a Woonsocket middle schooler only to find out you’ve been texting a cop the entire time:
Providence Journal: A 30-year-old Connecticut man is accused of trying to lure an underage girl into leaving Woonsocket Middle School to have sex with him. The “girl” turned out to be an undercover Woonsocket detective. Soukthiranorra Insixiengmay, who used to live in Woonsocket, had spent the last two weeks chatting on Facebook with someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl, said Detective Capt. Michael Lemoine. The conversation turned sexual, Lemoine said, and Insixiengmay sent three explicit photos of himself.
Insixiengmay wanted to meet the girl, and he talked about having her skip school to have sex with him, according to police and court records. So, Lemoine said, the meeting was set for Tuesday morning, at an “out of the way location” in the city. Insixiengmay arrived and was greeted by police officers, who placed him in handcuffs, Lemoine said. Insixiengmay, who now lives in Stafford Springs, Conn., has a minor criminal record. On Thursday, he was arraigned in District Court, Providence, on three felony charges: indecent solicitation of a child and two counts of disseminating indecent material to a minor. He was released on $5,000 surety bail and ordered not to use the Internet or have contact with children, besides his own.
That’s what you get for naming your son Soukthiranorra Insixiengmay. When that’s your name you are pretty much destined to be a pedophile. My question is, what’s up with the topless mugshots? Is this a thing now? Anyway, the fact that this idiot actually drove to a middle school and begged this imaginary 14 year old girl to come outside is insane. Like the school wouldn’t notice she was missing. Because kids leave school for a quickie with some shady guy all the time.
As you can see from his tattoos, the guy has already reproduced. And let me just tell you, the t-shirt he got his son is legendary:
Amazing. Although I don’t think he understands what the word “generation” means.
We can all agree this guy is a scumbag right? Oh wait, what’s that? You mean some SJW is calling him the victim? You don’t say:
Of course she has a hyphenated last name. With a comment like that it’s basically a requirement. Newsflash – there is no “happiness” in those eyes because he’s got a bad case of blue balls and is about to have to register as a sex offender. Nowhere in the police report does it mention anything about an addiction to drugs or alcohol. This guy is just your standard All-American pedo.
But seriously, how can any human being be this dumb to believe this shit? He shouldn’t be shamed, he should be getting help? You can’t cure pedophiles lady. Especially with a last name like that.
Then Mom chimed in:
No Mom, the girl he was talking to was not 19. She was an undercover police officer, not a college sophomore. She was also pretending to be 14, not 19. Because your son likes em young. But you’re right, the Woonsocket cops most definitely did set him up. That was the whole point. But please, tell me more about how these charges were dismissed. Because that might be the quickest dismissal in the history of law and order.
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