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Turtleboy is real news. That was proven again last week when we broke a huge story about a drug dealing state trooper named Leigha Genduso. The local newspaper in Worcester, the Turtlegram and Gazette, has ordered all employees not to use TBS as a source. But the Boston Globe, which although it is an agenda driven haven for male sexual deviants, is a much more relevant newspaper. And they credited us not once, but twice in this editorial today:
It began with the October arrest of Alli Bibaud, the daughter of a Worcester judge, for driving under the influence. According to the original report, she ranted that her father would be furious about her arrest, admitted to trading sex for heroin, and offered the trooper sex in return for leniency. Days later, the blog Turtleboy Sports wrote a post alleging that high-level state authorities forced troopers to edit out those comments from Bibaud’s report to avoid embarrassing the judge. Those troopers followed with lawsuits claiming the police brass illegally coerced them to revise the document, threatened to fire them, and punished them unfairly.
It wasn’t until after Genduso’s criminal background was exposed — in the Turtleboy Sports blog — that Risteen and Anderson retired. Genduso was suspended pending an internal affairs investigation.
Where’s all the butthurts at? If Turtleboy is a hate speech blog, then why is a left wing newspaper recognizing us for the work we do? Oh right, because we are the realest news that has ever existed. We are a revolution. We will not be stopped. And anyone who denies that we’re real news should be openly mocked because they are a joke.