Smiles And Sunshine

The Boston Globe Credited Turtleboy With Breaking Two Major Stories Today And Even Linked Us For Good Measure

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Turtleboy is real news. That was proven again last week when we broke a huge story about a drug dealing state trooper named Leigha Genduso. The local newspaper in Worcester, the Turtlegram and Gazette, has ordered all employees not to use TBS as a source. But the Boston Globe, which although it is an agenda driven haven for male sexual deviants, is a much more relevant newspaper. And they credited us not once, but twice in this editorial today:

It began with the October arrest of Alli Bibaud, the daughter of a Worcester judge, for driving under the influence. According to the original report, she ranted that her father would be furious about her arrest, admitted to trading sex for heroin, and offered the trooper sex in return for leniency. Days later, the blog Turtleboy Sports wrote a post alleging that high-level state authorities forced troopers to edit out those comments from Bibaud’s report to avoid embarrassing the judge. Those troopers followed with lawsuits claiming the police brass illegally coerced them to revise the document, threatened to fire them, and punished them unfairly.


It wasn’t until after Genduso’s criminal background was exposed — in the Turtleboy Sports blog — that Risteen and Anderson retired. Genduso was suspended pending an internal affairs investigation.

This is big people. They’re no longer able to ignore us. The work we are doing is too important. So the question is, why is Facebook still taking our pages down? The Boston Globe found us important enough to credit not once, but twice today. Stay tuned, we have more coming on Facebook shortly. Lots of progress being made.

Where’s all the butthurts at? If Turtleboy is a hate speech blog, then why is a left wing newspaper recognizing us for the work we do? Oh right, because we are the realest news that has ever existed. We are a revolution. We will not be stopped. And anyone who denies that we’re real news should be openly mocked because they are a joke.


11 Comment(s)
  • Boston Karen
    March 4, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Great job! Please keep digging into the Trooper Genduso scandal because their are many connected to her and this scandal that would love for you to stop digging into this but that cannot happen!!!!

  • Ed Riordan
    March 1, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    You’ll never be realized as real news as long as you keep hiding behind your computer screen you little bitch.

  • Sloppy
    March 1, 2018 at 9:45 am

    The unspoken message here is “please stop publicly shaming us for covering our own sexual harassment tracks while shaming others, please.”

  • trooper genduso
    March 1, 2018 at 5:43 am

    I don’t really like turtle boy.

  • Steven Stover
    February 28, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    The T&G is for obituaries. Nothing more. I would read the court actions but you gotta pay. Forget that.

  • TJB
    February 28, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    Ever since suckerberg posted last week about taking the news off of FB, the site has changed, and not for the better. I noticed that if I enjoy positive posts about President Trump; my page will time out and go to white screen, with the message “we we’re unable to return you to FB. And then you have to exit. When you click FB again….it brings you to a completely different spot than you just left. CENSORSHIP is what it is. Bastards.

  • Travis Rearick
    Alvin Karpis
    February 28, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    If you can’t beat the turtle, then ride the turtle

    • Maggie the Cat
      March 1, 2018 at 9:20 am

      Hey, Alvin…How’s the gang?

  • Alex Delarge
    February 28, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    You’ve changed my life.

  • Uncle Randy
    February 28, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    GET EM!

  • Thats all
    February 28, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    Fuck fiesty lawyer lady

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