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The Credit Card Thief Turned Himself In To Shrewsbury Police, Said He Didn’t Realize He Was Using Someone Else’s Credit Card

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Yesterday we published this story about some Iranian guy named Peter who stole a woman’s debit card and went on a Park Ave shopping spree (even though he’s on food stamps) in his Mercedes.


We asked the general public if they had any idea who this guy was or where he lived so that the Shrewsbury Police could arrest him. We were immediately bombarded with messages from people, indicating that this guy’s name is Peter Sadri and he lives in Paxton. He is an out of work car dealer who used to work at a dealership on Route 20 in Worcester.

And clearly Peter knew the jig was up because we are told through our sources that he went to the Shrewsbury Police Department last night and asked to speak to someone because he “thinks he’s been using someone else’s credit card by accident.” I swear to God, that’s the story he’s going with. Because that happens to normal people all the time. I have so many people’s debit cards in my wallet that I hardly ever even use mine. Honest mistake.

The best part is that several times he had to actually sign the receipt, and he signed the woman’s name who he stole the card from. Also known as “forgery.” But he had no idea it was her’s!!! He just instinctively signs a random woman’s name whenever someone asks for his signature.

Anyway, great work Turtleboy Nation. This blog was read thousands of times and obviously someone who knew him tipped him off and he tried to pass it off as an innocent mistake. This is the power of the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. Most normal people think this is a good thing. However, there are some who don’t approve of our methods:


Oh snap!!! No snitching yo!!! Yea, why would the police want help from the public? They hate when people cooperate and give them leads. They especially hate when criminals turn themselves in, because we all know that police would much rather waste their time tracking this loser down. Kind of hypocritical on Laura’s part though. Ya see, last year around this time she was saving France from the terrorists:


Yea, I’m sure the Paris police really value the support you’re giving them from Charlton. Guess she doesn’t wanna see bad guys brought to justice unless they’re killing people in the name of Allah. Bad news Laura – we will continue to help the police arrest bad guys and there’s nothing you can do about it. Stay woke!!


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15 Comment(s)
  • Jake
    November 23, 2016 at 10:30 am

    Laura, what an dumb statement. You’ve embarrassed yourself. And nobody in their right mind agrees with you.

  • Doris Czajkowski
    November 23, 2016 at 9:28 am

    Well done TB keep up the great work.

  • Make America great again
    November 23, 2016 at 8:08 am

    Just another dirty Iranian…

  • Publius
    November 22, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    TB is a crime stopper as well !! TB for Congress !!

  • Nancy
    November 22, 2016 at 11:01 am

    Great Job Turtleboy. And Kudos to the woman who thought to send this information to you. Great thinking.


  • Spankster
    November 22, 2016 at 10:51 am

    Laura Fergeson. Hates the Turtle but loves the hard…..Shell

  • Stinkle
    November 22, 2016 at 10:44 am

    what’s with the attacks on the paris people?

    • Brian Northboro
      November 22, 2016 at 11:09 am

      You’ve missed the point…TB was pointing out the irony of the fact that the woman had “Paris Flagged” her profile picture in support of the French as was popular after one of the Paris terror attacks. TB was stating that he’s sure the Paris police wouldn’t want any help from the public in preventing/solving terrorism cases…It’s a technique used in writing to get the reader to come to a conclusion on their own based on the evidence at hand without needing to spoon feed the point to the reader. TB Was hoping you would read that she was criticizing TB for getting involved in a police matter without specifically being asked, when in reality, aside from vigilantism the Police ALWAYS will take the help of the public…WTF is the entire “If you see something say something” campaign…

      Great to see him turn himself in once he realized that 100’s of people were looking for him.

      • Talisman
        November 22, 2016 at 11:48 am

        Only not stepping up and saying, ok, you got me, and pulling the “I didn’t know it wasn’t my card or my name I was signing” is the pussy excuse you’d expect from a thief like this.

  • Shackleford
    November 22, 2016 at 10:34 am

    Can Laura Fergueson actually be that dumb? The answer is yes!

    • Tina
      November 22, 2016 at 11:22 am

      I guess so

  • I hate morons
    November 22, 2016 at 10:33 am

    Fuck laura Ferguson. Whatta fucking bitch to say that. I’m sure if it was her credit card she’d be singing a different tune. What a loser.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      November 22, 2016 at 11:17 am

      My immediate reaction was exactly that as well. The stupid is strong with her.

  • Wabbitt
    November 22, 2016 at 10:33 am

    That might be the most amazing excuse for committing a felony that I’ve ever heard .

  • Duke Westwood
    November 22, 2016 at 10:14 am

    That’s awesome!

    Also, free my boi… 100%… Homie just needing some Honduran tobacco sticks… And, cheetos….

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