• The Fall River Guttermuppet Is Back AGAIN- Looking Online To Give Her Kids To A Complete Stranger For The Weekend – So She Can Shack Up With The Husband She Said Was Dead A Month Ago

    Guttermuppet is AT. IT. AGAIN. This time she is trying to give her kids to strangers for the weekend.

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    I’m not really someone who hates people, but let me tell ya, every time I get a message about Cassandra Bossworth, or as I have not so fondly named her, Guttermuppet, I get all this rage tension that makes my face scowl and my fists clench.

    I hate this fucking girl. Every week or so someone messages me because she’s done something stupid… AGAIN. She’s scammed someone AGAIN. She is asking for help AGAIN. She’s put her kids at risk AGAIN. I groan every time her name is mentioned.

    Then I message her mother, whom I’m on a first fucking name basis with, because at the end of the day I’m doing this so those kids are safe.

    Which, of course, they aren’t.

    You remember her from part one: When she started a GFM because she’s a single mom, asked the entire city of Fall River to co-sign a loan for her because her car got repo’d:

    Or when she went straight crazy, recording us a hysterical video diary, we found out her husband was a toddler rapist, and her mom sold her out to Turtleboy for being a pathological liar:

    Or when she was searching for her estranged pedophile husband, with his 16 year-old girlfriend, because he allegedly got hit by a snow plow and was dead in a snowbank somewhere:

    Or when she was scamming on yardsale sites by selling broken shit and blocking people when they wanted their money back:

    Look what this fucking swill puddle is doing now:


    Here, strangers on the Internet, I’m faking a family emergency and I’m willing to hand my two young kids off to anyone who will fucking take them.

    I cant pay you but I need you to take them for the weekend.


    Oh, it doesn’t stop there. Someone, who knows she’s Guttermuppet, messaged her under a fake name and said she would help watch the kids. Fake name. Kids. Scream.

    Here is what the girl, who tried to save the kids, said:

    -So I pulled up to Subway to find her and the children, along with the kids father, to be sitting outside on the ground in this freezing weather…they then proceeded to go into Subway.

    – I entered Subway. Upon approaching her, I introduced to her I was Melanie, and as soon as I said that l, she got scared because I had called her out in another group about being a bullshitter. I reassured her I wasn’t there to attack her or put her or her children in fear or harm and I just wanted to help her give her children a place to go.. I noticed the daughter has several scratches on her face and didn’t look taken care of…and the poor baby sleeping away in his carrier.

    – States she was living with a friend, but the friend has her own issues going on so she needed to find another place to live. 

    -Denied the fact that she was a scammer and the fact of going into a shelter. When I asked her if she was still going to a shelter. She said “I never posted about going into a shelter” 

    – Asked me to remove the post (which I did because I felt she would have turned it into something more) 

    -She worryingly asked me if I was the one who called the FRPD

    – They came in, got my side and her side as to what was going on. Her first question or kept mentioning was DCF and if they were going to get involved. 

    – She told the FRPD she wasn’t homeless, but screenshots prove otherwise.

    – FRPD one officer stated that this is a concern especially if she is actively involved with dcf.

    – The gentleman featured in the video carrying her son was the man she claimed to be missing during the blizzard. She told me he was her soon to be fiance but told the police it was her friend.

    – FRPD states that she wasn’t posting to “give her children away” and that she can post if she needed to find a babysitter. Was it wrong or bad to post in a yardsale page? Yes. But can she? YES!

    – I told them from what I know, several complaints have been made, even her own mother I believe made a complaint. And as a community we are concerned for her children and well being..

    – They told me that social media is a place that blows things up out of proportion (even mentioned Turtleboy) and that we don’t know what is really going on.

    – FRPD asked me for my information and sent me on my way.


    They agree to meet at Subway. Cassandra bring a trashbag filled with clothes and apparently food, and waits for this person to come take them. Here, check the video out. 

    The Turtlerider, sees Cassandra dragging the kids in to Subway, a place with a pedophile sponsor, and calls the cops.
    The next thing we know THIS on the scanner.


    The girl confronts Cassandra, who has her baby rapist husband, who isn’t allowed to be near any of them because of a restraining order, that she said went missing in the blizzard a while back with her, and tells her who she is.

    Then the cops say that that Guttermuppet hasn’t done anything wrong. That Turtleboy and Thew Up In Fall River blow things out of proportion. You guys that said that understand that everything I post is out of her mouth, right? Sure, I have a platform where I can sensationalize, but I don’t use it for that.

    We are pro-cop here at TBS but DUDE COME ON. It’s not illegal to give your kids away to total strangers over the Internet. Good to know. Excuse me while I look for a babysitter on a motherfucking NAMBLA forum.

    You know what Cass, Muppeta, Brittany, Gollumquesha, whatever the fuck you’re going by these days, just drop them off to me. Sure, I’ve got a house full but I would really enjoy just letting you ride off in to the gutter-set and I can sleep well knowing those kids, WHICH YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF PROTECTING, are fine. I would actually be happy to never write about this dachshund-looking tampon leech again.

    Fuck you, you waste of pubes. The only time anyone is ever going to know my identity is when you and I go face to face.

    Oh look, that must be South Shore Turtlegirl, I guess she finally couldn’t take anymore Guttermuppet and found Cassie. Guess she went postal. Hope SSTG looked online for a creepy stranger to watch her well-mannered children while she’s in the clink. 


    The only positive this has is that my Ratch Madness bracket pick is going for the gold.





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    1. Tina

      Has the police been notified or her mother contacted something has to be done.

      1. Tina

        Brittany if your reading this please go to the nearest dcf office and leave your kids with them . You are putting them in extreme danger leaving them with strangers if you cannot care for them or yourself help your children think of them first and foremost.

    2. Your name here*

      The only real Guttermuppet is the one writing this whatever fucked up article. You suck now GO AWAY!

      1. NotAfraidOfYou

        Fuck You! Your a piece of shit!
        What a piece of useless shit you are

      2. Laughing at you trash bags

        Lmao sounds like someone that is friends with this trash getting butt hurt maybe? My guess is that this is either guttermuppet or someone who is exactly like her. Until those children are safe no one will go away, and if you condone her behavior, you are just as much a piece of trash as her. Hahha must feel great to know you’re a complete waste of life lmao good luck failing at everything

    3. MrTightJeans

      While I agree with the spirit of this article, the writing is barely readable.

    4. Asshat

      Tell us the words you couldn’t read and we will explain to you what they mean.

    5. my name here

      You would have to be utter trash to be able to write this shit

      1. South Shore Turtlegirl

        When someone spent the first beautiful day of the year trolling me.

        1. Your name here*

          Aww you poor little ole’ cunt. Being a stay at home mom has done you well as we all can see. Get a fucking life you fucking loser.

        2. Your name here*

          South Shore whatever elitist piglet I am referring to. What a mother fucking shank.

    6. Wtf

      Can u send me the address when u decide to go and take them away from her. I will have ur back in a hot minute. And if she can give them away to strangers then I guess no one will mind a little protective kidnapping either. What the actual fuck!

    7. Not AfraidOfYou

      Fucking bitch needs to learn a lesson. These kids are in such danger, and she’s a fucking whore!

    8. ....

      Honestly you are right about certain things. But you kind of need to get a life.

    9. Josh

      I don’t understand why this thing still has her children! What is wrong with the system? Dcf is supposed to be there to protect kids, but failed yet again! Scary the kind of world we live in…prayers for those kids

    10. Anna

      Those poor kids , omg

    11. Just sayin'

      When did tbs turn into Facebook lurking tabloid trash? Ive been an avid reader for quite some time but, these “ratchet” articles are getting quite old.

      1. Your name here*

        Ya it’s not the whole blog. It’s this stupid little shithead that outcasts herself as South Shore whatever and does not join the team. A real pretend Renaissance. A self serving individualist that only cares about herself. So much so that she comments on her own articles only and no other writers work. She alone will tear down this blog to nothing and it is too bad because the other writers seem to have talent.

    12. Nahani

      This woman disgusts me. Those poor babies.

      TBS……dachshunds are adorable creatures……don’t insult them by comparing her to them.

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