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The Fall River Guttermuppet Is Looking For A Room For Rent In Pawtucket, Goes To Court For Children She Will Never Regain Custody Of Despite Being A Literal Dirty Hooker Who Agreed To Gland To Gland Combat With Bristol For “More Than $100”

If we are in the business of making mere mortals in to legends at all here at Turtleboy, then one of our most pervasive and magnificent legends of all time just has to be Cassandra Bosworth, aka the Fall River Guttermuppet.

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Her never-ending hoodrat shenanigans are the brightest burning, most rank dumpster fire that ever did burn, and every time you think the crazy is finally dead and buried in the cemetery of online obscurity, she pops back up like the undead crackzombie wraith she invariably is.

On the very slim chance you have no idea who Turtleboy’s most frequent of fliers is, let me break down her distinguished tenure as New England’s hottest mess, let me give you a quick rundown of the Ballad of Cassandra Bosworth.

 

First she started a GoFundMe, because she’s a single mom, and asked the entire city of Fall River to co-sign a loan for her…. because her car got repossessed.

Fall River Guttermuppet Starts GoFundMe Because She’s A Single Mom Who Does Nothing But Post On Facebook… And You Can Guess Where This Is Going… 

Then she recorded a hysterical video diary because we “made her” go batshit crazy, we found out her husband was a toddler rapist, and her mom sold her out to Turtleboy for being a pathological liar:

Fall River GutterMuppet Called The Cops On Turtleboy And Then Recorded A Hilarious Video Diary Telling Us She Hates Us

Then we found our way back to her yet again when she was searching for her estranged pedophile husband, with his 16 year-old girlfriend, because he allegedly got hit by a snow plow and was dead in a snowbank somewhere:

Fall River Guttermuppet RETURNS –  Begs Public For Help Finding Her Pedophile Husband Who Wants Nothing To Do With Her – Gets Trolled By Pretty Much Everyone

There’s the time she was scamming on yardsale sites by selling broken shit and blocking people when they wanted their money back:

Fall River Guttermuppet Returns – AGAIN – Now She’s Running Scams On Yardsale Sites By Selling Broken Tablets Then Blocking People When They Try To Get Their Money Back

And of course, then the unforgettable time she was looking to give her kids away for the weekend on a Facebook yard sale page because she wanted to go play hide the mushroom with her assumed-dead pedophile ex-husband. That’s when a bunch of Turtleriders tried to intervene, to keep the kids safe, by setting her up and calling the cops:

The Fall River Guttermuppet Is Back AGAIN- Looking Online To Give Her Kids To A Complete Stranger For The Weekend – So She Can Shack Up With The Husband She Said Was Dead A Month Ago

Which culminated in the time she was living in a homeless shelter and the mandated reporters witnessed ungodly acts of abuse and neglect upon her children and DCF finally removed them:

DCF Has FINALLY Removed Guttermuppet’s Two Children, After She Spent The Week Abusing Them In Front Of Shelter Workers, And I’ve Never Felt Such Relief In My Life

 

Then, back in October of this year, she resurfaced yet again – this time living in Rhode Island, looking to sue DCF for protecting her children from the poisonous chaos that is their rent-a-womb donor.

Fall River Guttermuppet Is Trying To Get Her Kids Back From DCF, Asked Rhode Island Yard Sale Page Why Her “Friend” Can’t Get A “5-Star” Attorney That Rich People Can To Sue DCF

 

Well she’s back….. again, and sexier than ever!

 

And despite all the aforementioned drama that reads like a 5-star application for forced sterilization, she just can’t seem to figure out why she can’t see her crotch fruit.

 

Because she’s clearly mother of the year, here.

 

Cassandra, hun, go back and re-read everything we’ve written about you. Then you may have some idea as to why you had a kid “ripped out of your arms” at birth. I mean this in the most neutral way possible – not everyone is meant to be a parent. In the interest of public health and safety, for fuck’s sake, woman: YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO BE A PARENT. Just stop. Stop going to court.

 

Because we both know how it’s going to turn out.

 

And stop pretending you need a room for you and your youngest crotch fruit, please.

 

Because no shocker here – the Guttermuppet is still an unstable, unemployed, literal dirty hooker who has no business living in another human being’s home, let alone with one of her poor, neglected raw dog trophies in tow.

 

And I mean literal, with a Capital “L”, hooker, because as of this morning I was able to jump on one of my endless burner profiles to set up a ass-for-cash transaction that I will not be following through on any time soon.

 

I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, but oh no. She’s the right person, alright, if you want to get your knob slobbed for a strangely ambiguous price.

 

But she seems to have a couple of standards in line, classy lady that she is and all, so that’s good.

So that’s nice. Still an unfit mother, though!  I can’t imagine why she can’t keep her kids.

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35 Comment(s)
  • Vanna White
    April 22, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Her kids sure don’t need to buy a fucking vowel. If they’re as stupid as their trash bag mother, they won’t be able to spell EBT or SSD, let alone those fucked up names.

  • Kerry
    April 21, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Another ” my kids are my world” dcf trash mother.

  • Private Joker
    April 19, 2019 at 8:44 am

    A hundred dollars? Too beaucoup.

    What can I get for five dollars?

  • Not even with your dick
    April 19, 2019 at 7:15 am

    She live off of social security? What the ever loving fuck! This is why I only work for cash under the table. I’m done funding the lives of these freeloaders. I will never pay taxes again.

  • JJ
    April 19, 2019 at 12:47 am

    O God

  • Hillaty Clit On
    April 18, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    You wave 2 counterfeit $100 bills thru a trailerpark and you get anal and oral.

  • Cassandra ask for help. Real help
    April 18, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    You know what is sad about this? She is really banging a bunch different dudes daily to support herself. White, black, young and old . When a woman goes to that extent, she no longer cares at all about herself in anyway. She is basically dead already. She may be walking around and breathing still, but she has technically been dead inside for a long time. And the diseases that she has caught will end up slowly killing her. This girl has made every choice on her own. But you have to wonder if anyone ever gave a shit about her enough to try and get her the help that she truly needs. Would things be different. Her mother plays this “act” of being a great human and she is a evil awful piece of shit. She loves kicking her child while she is down. The worst Cassandra is doing in life the happier her mother is. That’s pretty screwed up. Something happened to this girl that made her become the way she is. And I’m willing to bet her rotten mother played a huge roll in that. Also I’m sure her life has been hard and it doesn’t seem like it’s gonna get any better for her anytime soon. She should be evaluated and given the help she desperate ly needs. Everyone in this world deserves someone to care about them. Every human needs to know they are valuable no matter how bad someone may have broken them down. And for this girl her mother is her worst enemy. She thrives on her failure in life, in every way. If your told your no good and that you don’t matter enough times, you will believe it. I’m sorry this young lady has a mother. And instead of her mother being a mother and loving her daughter. She is the first one to slit her throat. The mother owns a lot of this shit that this woman is going thru and she will have to take that to her grave with her, and hopefully she will have to answer for her actions and all the stuff she did to Cassandra that all caused her to become the person she is today.

    • Y
      April 18, 2019 at 9:33 pm

      Cassandra, grow up!

      • Heuebdk
        April 20, 2019 at 3:15 pm

        She’s a fucking adult! My tax dollar’s pay for this nasty thing to have kid’s she can’t take care of, that has NOTHING to do with her mother! She claims she can’t find a job, yet every where under the sun is hiring. She’s not the only person in the world who has had a hard life , but she is one of the ones who does NOTHING to improve her life!
        Don’t feel bad for the girl

    • Kelly
      April 21, 2019 at 8:00 am

      I agree with your points about support and help. However, we don’t know what resources the state has offered to her that she has turned down. Sometimes people get so fucked up from their childhood and the decisions they make, they can’t come back from it. They are just too far gone. From what I’ve been reading about this case, it may well be an example of that.

    • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
      April 22, 2019 at 1:52 am

      I agree with “y”. I used to manage a group home and people with major deficits of iq or developmental impairment were mistakenly confused for average trash bags all the time. Mostly it happened when the individual could do tasks that seemed to prove they weren’t mentally retarded (sorry that is the medical term and that is how I’m using it) like use a computer, drive a car, have sex, using a debit card, or have a basic job. But we have to remember all these tasks are also done by teens and some by children. That’s the sad part when the brain stops maturing and the person stays stuck at the age for the rest of their life. I’ve seen it many times. Someone working for the state knows this is a young women with a preteen brain. I hope she gets a better caseworker. Best advice for her is cancel facebook. Just smart enough the log on and not smart enough to know why you shouldn’t. Just like a teen. See what I mean?

  • Well, No Shit
    April 18, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    The mere thought of having sex with this creature fills me with the urge to use a rusty butter knife to saw off my junk, and cauterize the wound on a tailpipe.

    • Y
      April 18, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      I’d swim through shark-infested Randall piss just to finger-fuck her shadow.

  • Old Tom Morris
    April 18, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Pawtucket Gutter Muppet just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  • The Name Game
    April 18, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    I wasn’t a turtle rider back then, so had to play catch-up with the links. Just. So. Dirty. Where to start? “Cassandra Lie-ing Bosworthless.” “Chillin like a villian (sic)”? Kids named like ghetto rats? (What a cruel thing to lay on their lives.) Needs help to “fiancé me a car?” She claims to work so many jobs, then says she’s on Social Security? WHAT in God’s name qualifies her for SS, other than wasting her life from high school on? Is she a previous Ratchet Madness contestant? Like an STD, the gift that keeps on giving! This is so entertaining!

  • Dave Ramsey
    April 18, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Money saving tip. Why pay for it when you can jack off for nothing?

  • Randall Guy
    April 18, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    So this place just makes fun of losers now?

    • WeRFucked
      April 18, 2019 at 4:56 pm

      Yup. Can’t go a single blog without someone commenting about you RG.

    • Scut Farkus
      April 18, 2019 at 5:50 pm

      Randall guy is a homo and a serial bedwetter. Fuck you randall fagboy.

    • Karma
      April 18, 2019 at 6:32 pm

      When those losers are also criminals and abuse children. Yes we would. You should try it instead of sticking up for scum bags

    • Dick Scratcher
      April 18, 2019 at 7:38 pm

      Yes, Randall.
      We make fun of losers every time you post.

      Now, off you fuck.

  • CrispyC
    April 18, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Ironic. If she took it in the ass all along she wouldn’t be firing crotchfruit from the baby cannon.

    Seriously no touching her fake tits? How much food stamp money did she need for those implants?

  • For fks sake Cassandra, love your a little!
    April 18, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Dear god help this woman. She needs to be locked away from everyday society and literally reprogrammed!

    • Love your self a little
      April 18, 2019 at 1:48 pm

      Self*** love your self a little

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 18, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Oh, and at least BT spared us the bikini pics!

  • Y
    April 18, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Ehhh, this pig is old news.

    Happy No Collusion Day!

    Also, is anyone else skeptical about the “accidental” fire at Notre Dame?
    Over 875 Christian churches have been vandalized in France since 2018; zero mosques have been vandalized, though.

    It was reported the fire began in the attic; now, watch this:
    twitter.com/i/status/1118834272499007488

    • Big Wick
      April 18, 2019 at 2:26 pm

      Unbelievable, how the MSM EVERYWHERE, not just here in USA, glosses right over, tiptoeing around the issue, afraid to “offend” the Muslim world. GTF over it, Ilhan Omar, AOC, Pelosi, CNN. So, the truth hurts your FEELZ? The saddest part of this is that there is zero chance that any perp’s will ever be identified.

      • Y
        April 18, 2019 at 2:36 pm

        The MSM is a total joke. None of them are mentioning the video from the Twitter link I posted that shows what appears to be a guy on the roof possibly lighting something.

        Ilhan is another joke; I’d love to hear her comment on the below story:
        bbc.com/news/world-asia-47947117

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 18, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Cassandra “Stretch” Leigh. The gift that keeps on giving.

  • Dick Scratcher
    April 18, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    I think we all know that anal is on the table, really. We’re just haggling over the extra $2 she might demand for that.

    However, I wouldn’t be tempted even if my body were embalmed in 8 inches of solid latex.

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    April 18, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Ugh! Jesus Christ that is so nasty… WTF? I feel disgusted just looking at her pics

  • Stunt Penis
    April 18, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    I need a huge dose of amoxicillin just looking at her pictures.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    April 18, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    No anal? That’s the biggest shocker of the story completely glossed over.

    • Hart Ford
      April 19, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      No Kidding. But I bet she has a price. Her pride evaporated in a heated spoon and her self esteem was never a factor. Wave a $50 bill in front of her face and you don’t even need lube.

      • Kelly
        April 21, 2019 at 8:05 am

        “Her pride evaporated in a heated spoon.” WELL PUT

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