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Yesterday I published this blog about some honey glazed hoodtarts at the Chicopee Walmart who did what hoodtarts do best – got into fupa to fupa combat at the checkout line:
Well the guy who posted it initially to Facebook got in trouble because it was mass reported and removed by the people featured in the video.
But not before some of the ghetto fupastars from the video started commenting and sending people messages for sharing the video and subsequent blog…..
Yea guys, this is mad disrespectful yo!! Why you hating on my girl for nothing? What happens at Walmart STAYS at Walmart. You can’t be violating the Walmart code like that. I mean, who hasn’t been in a situation like this before? One minute you’re busting out the food stamps to buy a new TV, the next minute you’re defending yourself in line from rival Snatchimals who looked at you the wrong way in electronics!
There’s basically two places these grundle nuggets could’ve come from – Springfield and Holyoke. Because something tells me they’re not from Longmeadow. And right on cue….
Of course Holyoke. That was the favorite. Best thing that could ever happen to Chicopee would be to burn every bridge that goes across the Connecticut River. Now they’re Agawam’s problem.
Naturally Robert is a fan of the dog filter:
According to Natasha GalinHo’s Facebook page, they are married. Which means he covered her in his Berto butter and took her out for ice cream sandwiches. Then they both went and took huge dumps and commemorated it with post-dump bathroom selfies:
Then Natasha attempted to say something in English, and failed in spectacular fashion:
I have no idea what that Dean Tech poetry means, but it sounds important. Gringo!
She evidently was one of the classy pajama clad zoo animals exchanging fisticuffs in the checkout line, so she started messaging people who shared the video with threats of deformation lawsuits…..
Yea, you should DEFINITELY go to the police Jennifer Hopez. You’ve got a pretty valid complaint. You were minding your own business, giving some ratchet the hoodrat helicopter, when some guy began filming it and put it on Facebook. That’s illegal. Your behavior certainly was not, and I would definitely encourage you to bring this complaint to the Chicopee Police. They’ll love you for it.
Berto was not happy about the video and also messaged the OP, demanding he remove it, lest her good name get besmirched and then she’ll never be able to show her face at the next MENSA meeting.
Evidently they did go to the police, at least according to Michelle Osorio…
Uhoh Justin, looks like your ass is going to Internet court!! If you need a lawyer, I’d definitely recommend Attorney Richard N. Vulva. Once he buries his head in his opponent he just starts pounding, and pounding, and pounding, until they beg him to stop. LOL. Who am I kidding? They’ve likely already retained him at this point and Alex Morse is picking up the bill. After all, this his primary voting base. Sorry dude, game over. Welcome to Turtleboy’s world.