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The Holyoke Honey Glazed Hoodtarts From The Chicopee Walmart Fight Video Are Taking The OP To Court Because What Happens In Walmart Stays In Walmart

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Yesterday I published this blog about some honey glazed hoodtarts at the Chicopee Walmart who did what hoodtarts do best – got into fupa to fupa combat at the checkout line:

Well the guy who posted it initially to Facebook got in trouble because it was mass reported and removed by the people featured in the video.

But not before some of the ghetto fupastars from the video started commenting and sending people messages for sharing the video and subsequent blog…..

Yea guys, this is mad disrespectful yo!! Why you hating on my girl for nothing? What happens at Walmart STAYS at Walmart. You can’t be violating the Walmart code like that. I mean, who hasn’t been in a situation like this before? One minute you’re busting out the food stamps to buy a new TV, the next minute you’re defending yourself in line from rival Snatchimals who looked at you the wrong way in electronics!

There’s basically two places these grundle nuggets could’ve come from – Springfield and Holyoke. Because something tells me they’re not from Longmeadow. And right on cue….

Of course Holyoke. That was the favorite. Best thing that could ever happen to Chicopee would be to burn every bridge that goes across the Connecticut River. Now they’re Agawam’s problem.

Naturally Robert is a fan of the dog filter:


According to Natasha GalinHo’s Facebook page, they are married. Which means he covered her in his Berto butter and took her out for ice cream sandwiches. Then they both went and took huge dumps and commemorated it with post-dump bathroom selfies:

Priceless memories!!

Then Natasha attempted to say something in English, and failed in spectacular fashion:

I have no idea what that Dean Tech poetry means, but it sounds important. Gringo!

She evidently was one of the classy pajama clad zoo animals exchanging fisticuffs in the checkout line, so she started messaging people who shared the video with threats of deformation lawsuits…..

Yea, you should DEFINITELY go to the police Jennifer Hopez. You’ve got a pretty valid complaint. You were minding your own business, giving some ratchet the hoodrat helicopter, when some guy began filming it and put it on Facebook. That’s illegal. Your behavior certainly was not, and I would definitely encourage you to bring this complaint to the Chicopee Police. They’ll love you for it.

Berto was not happy about the video and also messaged the OP, demanding he remove it, lest her good name get besmirched and then she’ll never be able to show her face at the next MENSA meeting.

Evidently they did go to the police, at least according to Michelle Osorio…

Uhoh Justin, looks like your ass is going to Internet court!! If you need a lawyer, I’d definitely recommend Attorney Richard N. Vulva. Once he buries his head in his opponent he just starts pounding, and pounding, and pounding, until they beg him to stop. LOL. Who am I kidding? They’ve likely already retained him at this point and Alex Morse is picking up the bill. After all, this his primary voting base. Sorry dude, game over. Welcome to Turtleboy’s world.

38 Comment(s)
  • marilu
    September 26, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    holyoke is a hellish cesspool & needs to be burned down

  • Micxhelle O - 2 Kings 18:27
    April 25, 2018 at 4:06 am

    Michelle Osorio, yee likes to cite scriptor, we wanted to bring this to you –
    “But Rab-shakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?”
    2 Kings 18:27
    Would you care to share a salad plate with “dah Father?”, for yee will scream post nosh, Why Yee Hurts, Father Why Yee Hurts

    • XXX
      April 25, 2018 at 9:46 am

      What’s your problem? Did Mommy make you wear a dress and watch her fuck multiple guys and make fun of you?

  • Barney Miller
    April 24, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Who’s the little bridge troll at the end with the glasses telling the dude he has to turn his camera off? He’s adorable!!! Is that what passes for security in Chicopee?!?!?

    • Screw PC
      April 25, 2018 at 12:30 am

      He’s a fuckin’ wind-up Ewok that wandered over from the toy department.

    • Too Tall Tim
      Too Tall Tim
      April 26, 2018 at 12:18 am

      That’s officer Napoleon Bonafarte of the Walmart PD keeping the aisles free of running children and giving the stink eye to anyone he thinks he can fool into thinking he’s the man in charge, ready to take you down if you try to shoplift. He wants to think his power trip is Walmart endorsed and that if he talks gruff at you he can make you think he’s a macho man, big shot who has control, and can order you to submit to his will.

      I know damn well that if I was the camera man he’d drop his attitude and be like “Excuse me, uh, Sir, uh, really big sir. Wow, you’re a big guy! (Uh) Could you please not video this, it’s, it’s like, uh, Walmart policy, uh, it’d be nice if you’d stop.” He’d be too intimidated to pull his power trip on me. (and) I would stop because I’m too nice of a guy.

      [ It’s lousy, and not great at all, when people give me (false) respect simply because I tower over them. It’s somewhat patronizing. It’s only a shallow nicety that bullies don’t pull their bullshit on me. Meeting me triggers an attitude adjustment in them. ]

  • NR
    April 24, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    Ya “Gringo Nigga”! Deleate, delet, can’t you deleted….

  • Mitt's "The Shit" Romney
    April 24, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    That will be an extremely unattractive baby. Dean Tech is a failure of a school, the agency tasked with reforming them after state takeover gave up, and even the Commonwealth hasn’t been able to turn them around last I checked.

    • Bulldog
      April 25, 2018 at 11:04 am


      You are correct. The Holyoke school system is a joke. I know someone who was a teacher at Holyoke High and recently retired. She told me stories about students’ behavior that blew my mind. The state took it over due to continuously failing scores and even the takeover hasn’t helped. But then again, you can’t help people who don’t want help or kids who skip school to be gang bangers, shoot each other, and sell drugs on every corner of Holyoke with parents who are absent and dropped out of school themselves.

      There are a few “normal” parts of Holyoke but most of the Holyoke trash population lives in the Flats and South Holyoke which is nothing but an open-air drug market. If you’re white and you even venture into these areas of Holyoke, you can expect to be stopped by police as they assume you’re there to buy drugs.

  • juror seven esq.
    April 24, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    Is there any way Trump can get Spain to take Puerto Rico back? This just can not go on. A new low even by Puerto Rican standards, bath room selfies in a public rest room. My guess, it looks like a Walmart one.

    • Berto Clemente
      April 24, 2018 at 8:41 pm

      There are bad members of all groups. Holyoke, Springfield, and Chicopee have just managed to attract them all to one place.

  • Sister Itsurduz Hurts
    April 24, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    “Then they both went and took huge dumps and commemorated it with post-dump bathroom selfies.” We are sensing some potential Pincha Stool Vishnu recruits. We will come right out and invite – Robert Carrion and Natasha Galindo, do you want to savor love in its purest form? Are you ready to take your love to the next level? The Pincha Stool Vishnu church has the perfect prescription to bring you two kids closer together than you ever thought imaginable. If interested, come down to our church at 6 Ruthven Ave, Worcester, MA. Stand side by side at our Stoolest shrine and aim some love logs onto a couple of salad plates with some moksha enthusiasm. Chomp in, we guarantee a love with the authority of the Veda that will last forever, or at least until you brush your teeth. Stay young you crazy kids!!!

    • Lisa
      April 25, 2018 at 9:33 am

      You’re an unfunny idiot. You do this over and over again under different spoof Catholic handles like Father, Sister, etc. You’re revolting, and you definitely have emotional issues. You’re probably the type of guy who is going to shoot up a Catholic church at some time in the future. Get help.

      • Chuck Johnson
        April 25, 2018 at 10:41 am

        Shut up Lisa Girard! If your husband sees this he might find out we bump uglies!!!!

        • Lisa
          April 25, 2018 at 1:50 pm

          Wow. You’re probably the most pathetic loser that ever existed. Enjoy your fucked up life.

  • z
    April 24, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    I guess I wrong about it being 2 white guys yesterday. God, I hate the f’ing store. Sometimes I go to the Home Depot across the parking lot because my local one doesn’t have what I want. Then I say to myself, I might as well buy some groceries at Walmart while I’m here. I’ve never seen a fight but I’ve never been disappointed.

    I did see a man brutally beat his wife/girlfriend in between the inner and outer doors at the Eastfield Mall Sears in Springfield maybe 10 years ago. And I mean beat, she’s on the ground and he’s kicking the shit out of her. First they get into a yelling contest. Everyone looks. They stop. I start walking away. About 10-15 seconds later the yelling starts up again, she’s down and taking the beating. It takes awhile before you even realize what you are seeing. You see it, but don’t believe it. Security was there in about 30 seconds. Probably they exist more for loss prevention than having to be bouncers.

    What the hell happened to Robert. In the bathroom selfie he’s thin. In the Walmart main event he’s sporting a gut and looks like Jon Cryer.

  • SMH
    April 24, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    The short fat guy lost his shoes thinking Walmart is like Jerry Springer, where the rules are to remove shoes before fighting.

  • whatevuh
    April 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    just more shit-stains on the underwear of society . . . keep calm and get some rope

  • Well, No Shit
    April 24, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    You know why she’s not knocked up? Just by looking at her “husband,” it’s obvious that little punk is a pickle smoocher and is very familiar with the taste of dick. 

    • HoggApproved
      April 24, 2018 at 10:53 pm

      He went to the dabid hogg school of cum guzzling and earned a phd in anal studies

  • Sam Walton
    April 24, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    I left instructions in my will for my children to install metal detectors and refuse EBT in the stores bearing my name, but those little shits got greedy.

    I am still thankful our chain owns stores without bus stops, though. A lack of public transport raises the average IQ by twenty points.

    April 24, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    She’s kinda cute, in a stinky spanish pussy type of way. Yes spanish pussy stinks, that’s why I stopped fucking Spanish chicks. It does not matter how fat their ass’ are. They have horrible attitudes & very smelly fuck holes. Plus, no matter what they always smell like fucking burnt corn oil, beans, pine~sol & spick&span. Had to go back with my own kind because, if it’s not white, it’s just not right! I would still blast one all over her face & tits though. actually i take that back. she’s from the ratchet ratchet west so you know she will def give you a vd or sti. Sad, not even 23 & probably has had every hole pounded out by every dude out that way. I’m surprised she’s not preggo or has a bunch of spicklets running around. I bet she has an ebt & mass health card though. Ffaa kinnn gross. That kid, her supposed husband with complete different last names, Probably gets wedgies & noogies from the duds around the way after their done pounding his WIFE lol out

    • You are hilarious
      April 24, 2018 at 5:11 pm

      I remember my first time posting on the internet, too.

    • Bret
      April 25, 2018 at 10:39 am

      I call bullshit…
      Even white broads wouldn’t fuck a cuntwart like you.

  • Websters Newbonic American Dictionary
    April 24, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    car·ri·on (ˈkerēən) noun.
    1. the decaying flesh of dead animals.
    2. a skinny broke-ass Puerto Rican who looks like Cornelius from “Planet of the Apes” and who always mad cuz his girl on Backpage making chedda gettin her azz tapped by every nigga in Western Mass

    • Backpage
      April 24, 2018 at 8:54 pm

      Not since they shut us down. His haircut is atrocious. True, he does make some Puerto Ricans look bad.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 24, 2018 at 4:25 pm


    • La Junta de Tourismo del Greaseballos
      April 24, 2018 at 4:35 pm

      Burlandote means “making fun of” in what Puerto Ricans speak even though Puerto Rico is an American Commonwealth, just to be even more annoying than they already are.

      • Yee-Haw~!!!
        April 24, 2018 at 8:51 pm

        Burlas, good sir. And I believe you mean Spanish, a language which is used for communicating with other people, including, but not limited to, hotties.

        Although, yes, I agree, some subgroups of the population are a nuisance.

        • Burlando Castile
          April 25, 2018 at 6:53 am

          What if you were burlando at a burlesque show? Then what? Would that be fat-shaming?

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 24, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    All Walmart stores generally remind me of the Star Wars bar scene, let alone in a haven for maggots like Chicopee. These parasites and parasites like them should be lured into local Walmart’s and incinerated by drone strikes. They’re picking up their flat screens, iphones, Pink brand sweatpants, etc with their EBT cards courtesy of hardworking taxpayers. You notice these uneducated lowlifes are all on social media with their iphones, sporting flat brimmed hats and Jordan’s. They should all be wiped off of the face of the earth. They are barnacles sucking off society while providing nothing in return other than Narcan emergencies, fatherless children, DCF cases, prison overcrowding and wasting oxygen.

  • Taco Flavored Keeses
    April 24, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    My name ees Henny-farrr Lo-payz. I like tacos an’ burritos.
    Taco taco taco burrito taco taco
    Taco flavor kee-ses
    I luf choo Ben Affleck
    Almos as much as I luf

    • Well, No Shit
      April 26, 2018 at 7:58 am

      +1 for the South Park reference. 

      Cartman/Butters 2020

  • Well, No Shit
    April 24, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    I fucking KNEW these shitbags were imports!

    Did you know that Chicopee has one of the longest bridges in the world? The Willamansett Bridge stretches from Chicopee to Puerto Rico. 

    The More You Know

    • Omnibus cuts
      April 24, 2018 at 8:59 pm

      The girl has the bone structure of a Mexican/ Central or South American. This guy should be more cognizant of his actions, and the inferences some people will draw and then place on the group as a whole. The whole scene from that video was a trash heap.
      Really, the tri-city area is a failure of limited jobs and concentrated poverty.

  • Tha "Gringo" Dat Ho Don't Kno
    April 24, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    I saw a chica who looked just like her getting railed by a donkey on an Internet video.

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      April 24, 2018 at 4:33 pm

      Serious??? Even Donkey’s have standards.

      • Kinky Kelly
        April 24, 2018 at 5:20 pm

        Hey… fucko… It’s Interspecies Erotica. And it’s classy.

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