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The other day North Shore Turtlebabe wrote about this Lowell beaver bumper who got into a fender bender during the middle of the day, shot the other driver, and immediately went home and posted this on Facebook:
So her taxpayer funded defense attorney is gonna have a fun time with this case.
Speaking of taxpayers, guess what this grundle maggot does on the first of every month…..
Yup, that’s right. This able bodied career criminal collects food stamps!!! She posted this THE DAY SHE MURDERED SOMEONE!!!! Ya got that? We sent her $264.71 and she thanked us by killing someone in the middle of a public street. This makes my blood boil to no end. The next time you hear a politician tell you that there’s no food stamp abuse, just punch em right in the face. How is she possibly eligible for EBT? She has no dependents and there’s absolutely no reason she can’t work. But I guess they’ll pretty much give anyone who puts their handout MY FUCKING MONEY!!!
Don’t worry though, she was making plenty of cash under the table while moving pounds and pounds of dirt weed while she was sucking off the taxpayers
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Oh, and you’ll never forget who her favorite bouncing ball team is…..
Of course she’s a Chicago Bulls fan. Because every career criminal ratchet who collects from the government and murders people in broad daylight by rule must be a Chicago Bulls fan.
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Pure filth.
Now as she’s in lockup, find out where that greasy spic cunt lives and steal all our shit back that she bought with our taxes.
Taxpayer fund the military too and they murder plenty of people, I don’t see the problem here!
Noted. You may go back to jerking off and flinging shit monkey.
I think you’re a bit too heavy
Right now many of or legislators and governor are looking for ways to reduce sentences for convicted drug dealers. Absolutely brilliant. Because once you get caught you’ll never do it again
It seems that their constituents want law enforcement to focus on violent crimes instead. How am I supposed to be happy that our streets are safer if it means that somewhere behind closed doors someone could be smoking the reefer?
The fact that you guys actually took money from the Heidi Wellman campaign for political advertising is so funny ! . The poor disillusioned women thinks she has a snowballs chance in hell of beating Elizabeth Warren . Now Jeff Deal who successfully stopped the automatic gas tax , his ad I could see . He won’t win , but at least he’s realistic about his chances . Giving Heidi an ad is akin to exploiting the mentally ill .
What trash, had to be a hard ass now you will never see the light of day again. Good riddance.
Congrats, TB. The real fox news picked up your story about the bearded clam from Lowell. Another win for the turtle!
Geezus, what a phucked up place MA? Now I understand why Jelani Bland (ex-usafa footballer) thought it appropriate to sexually harrass my daughter. He’s from Springfield MA, the baby momma was running for office but poor Jelani messed that up for her. Now she’s back to EBT and turning tricks.
So now she is locked up and still living off the government. Only thing changing here is she’s trading her ratchet Bulls uniform for a DOC uniform.
She is kind of handsome though, in a I hope she dies kind of manly way.
Still think spics aren’t a huge problem?
Everytime I see people like this I laugh. They don’t realize win in life. They don’t yet understand they’re failures. I laugh because I know people like them who in the long run, died because they realized they failed at life. Don’t hate them, just laugh at their failure
In the picture of her hanging with Jesus she’s wearing a shirt covered in… wait for it… Turtles!
Must be a huge Turtleboy fan!
She stole Simple Jack’s hairstyle.
Her story makes my eyes rain.
Giving food stamps to people who should in no way qualify for them keeps people government dependent and Democrats in power. Brilliant scheme, actually.
This will keep them niggers voting democrat for 200 years
If only there were a way to identify the individuals at risk before they commit their crimes maybe we could prevent it. If only they gave us some sort of sign. Perhaps a visual cue, a pattern of behavior, an affinity group… just something to work from.
Thanks for making me snort my Dr. Pepper. You should warn people before saying something this funny.
I only be bragging on my cool new boifriend White (Mall) Cop. He may only be 5’4″ and bald, but he’s my hunk of burning, angry LOVE!!! Smooches!
Guy, will you PLEASE go kill yourself? Please?
If you’re life is so fucking pathetic that repeatedly trolling TBS stories with irrelevant SJW shit, and now this homoerotic thing with another poster is your primary source of entertainment, you have no reason to go on in this life.
Look, there are painless ways to do it, bud. I’m not going to do your research for you, but Google it. You’ll find plenty of painless, yet highly-effective methods of ridding the world of you. Try it.
Oh, I’m only kidding. Or am I? Yes, I am. Am I? Sure. I think.
Your*
This god damned phone.
I am telling my White (Mall) Cop boyfriend on you and you will be sorry. He is a 5’4″ bald Eytalian Stallion. He will do to you what he has done to me (and, trust me, you will LOVE it!!!)… Swoon.
Thank you. No wonder Didi is the way she is, she hangs with people with the maturity of a five year old.
sorry I enjoy being a real fucking asshole I also enjoy Kevin Lynchs tiny penis shoved up my ass
Actually, my boifriend White (Mall) Cop’s tiny member, not this Lynch person. WMC has rocked my world and stolen my heart.
Your a fucktard libiot with no class or intelligence. Please please please suck start a 12 gauge.
Signed,
Everybody
Black Panther sucked.
Come on man I was just about to illegally download it
Meanwhile, you’re a dick craving, old, fat fuck who worships a pathetic coon who lives off pity cash from suburban soccer moms who wouldn’t think of living anywhere near her.
So you’re a slave to unsuccessful ghetto trash black people.
You get no more descriptions of what I look like. It’ll be a surprise, and it won’t be a good one.
Later, future convict.
Stop it, honey. People here know you love me. And that we are having a torrid love affair. There is no shame in true love, honey!
Was that a Jesus impersonater in the pic?
She had something to ax Jesus
Haven’t seen weed like that since 1993…
So now the worst case scenario for her is getting locked up with a bunch of women with no men to compete with. Free food, shelter, clothing, and a never ending supply of new lady friends. If she were Muslim she basically just got the martyr’s version of heaven without having to die for it. The food stamps were nothing compared to what the tax payers are about to serve to her.
So she lived her life as a male Hispanic drug dealer, and now she will cry the guards in prison be RAYCISS! After all, when it comes to facing up what you did….taking a life…now she will be a girl again.
The decision to call the police … whether it was warranted or not, produced a terrible sentiment
This is just another anecdote
sign her up for free college tuition!
I wish that I could say that I’m shocked, but I don’t like to lie.
Hopefully, once our awesome justice system releases this walking turd back into society, her latest victim’s family is waiting to get a little payback. Fuck this bitch.