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The Lowell Beaver Bumping Murderer Previously Did Interview With Lowell Sun Calling For An End To Violence, Dad Shows Up To Threaten The Families Of Turtle Riders Talking Shit About His Seed

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The Lowell beaver bumper is the gift that just keeps on giving. Last week she got into a traffic dispute with a guy in Peabody and murdered him in broad daylight. Afterwards she went home and bragged about it on Facebook:

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The same day she bragged about collecting food stamps from the taxpayers:

Well it gets better.

If you recall WBUR did a puff piece about Graciela Paulino, and how she was an “at risk” kid who was turning her life around.

And in addition to that the Lowell Sun interviewed her and she gave this epic interview:


“The biggest issue right now in Lowell is the violence. And I feel like if we all work together than we can reduce the violence and make the streets a safer place for everybody. Violence affects me and my friends and everyone else around me because every day somebody is getting hurt, and that affects their loved ones and it’s just a big tragedy on everyone.”

You can’t script this any better. You just can’t. These blogs write themselves sometimes.

You’re right beaver bumper, Lowell does have a violence problem. Largely because of you and the free muh bro crew you associate with.

This is the same “woman” who was arrested two years ago for a shooting in Lowell, in which she had an unregistered sawed off shotgun:

And yet two years later she killed someone using a gun.

But please, tell me more about how guns are the problem. This is an individual who can’t obtain a gun legally because of our gun laws. Well guess what? That didn’t stop her. If a ratchet wants to get a gun, they’re gonna get a gun. Kind of like heroin. The next person who tells me that gun laws will cure America of it’s violence problem is getting pistol whipped in the fupa.

And just to top it all off the crudstain who donated the sperm to the slagbag whose baby cannon she emerged from, showed up on her Facebook page, just in case any of us were wondering how she turned into a filthy pile of human garbage at such a young age:

Oh, and he’s messaging individual turtle riders with pictures of their family (including chilren, which we cut out from this screeshot), and threatening their lives:

Something tells me this isn’t the last we’ve heard of the Lowell beaver bumper.

27 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 21, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    What’s up with her in that interview video? Does she have to piss or something?

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    February 20, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    Paul Kersey had the right idea.

  • February 20, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    Wish we could hang them both in public. Father and son (?). Dad looks more like a girl than his offspring. I hate these people to no end. Please “hang it up”

  • Cracker
    February 20, 2018 at 7:28 am

    Fucking spics and coons.

    Remember last year when the spics took a day off work to make us miss them? Everything got done without those assholes.

    Remember when nigras said they’d go back to Africa and take rap music and peanut butter with them? We said “go ahead” and they’re still here today.

    They’re actually fucked up enough to think everything would go wrong without them around, when the exact opposite is true.

    Spics and niggers are deer ticks on America’s ass. They’re the reason why America has to try twice as hard to keep up with the world.

    You think China would take their being on the news every night? China doesn’t give a fuck. They execute people every day.

    Australia lets in immigrants on a merit system, as in “what good would you be for us?”. How many niggers and spics would be here using that method? Trump has the right fucking idea, he just said it wrong.

    America needs to wake the fuck up before the situation becomes unfixable.

    • Groundhog
      February 20, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      Being a minority and living in the hood doesn’t make you a bad person. Doing bad things make you a bad person. Poor is just poor and there is a ton of whites living in their own hoods just as bad. What say you about them?

      Given the choice of having a minority neighbor with a job, well spoken, owns their own home, keeps it looking respectable or some white trash from the inner city you’d pick the white trash? Why? Racial purity? You really want the white trash breeding and making more white trash?

  • I can make him a real angel, real easy...
    February 20, 2018 at 5:30 am

    Hopefully Angel Mangina Spunkbutt reaches for the 9 against someone faster and better.
    Shit talkers like that need to upgrade their lives to a statistic.

  • MrSmiley
    February 20, 2018 at 2:53 am

    Maybe we ll get lucky and she’ll hang it up.

  • Wwy
    February 20, 2018 at 12:52 am

    When America backs the kikes abortions,Jew wars,Jew diddlers,Jewish occupiers,Jew news,Jew congress,president with kike daughter,and now Jewish owned American media endorsing hitler gun laws. No one should be surprised when Americans act like kikes. This is payback for the Iraqi holocaust.poor stupid Americans.

    • Groundhog
      February 20, 2018 at 7:20 am

      Usually your anti-semantic rants have a touch of the subject at hand in them.

      Could you explain how Jews and the chud this blog post is about are related?

      You, the hard left and Didi have a lot in common. Iraq and occupiers seem to be new reasons.

  • Paul Casale
    February 20, 2018 at 12:08 am

    Who colored this faggots hair? And he should learn how to spell you’R once & for all.

  • Sbdl
    February 19, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    That’s funny. That dikes Dad is a faggot too.
    In fact, most spics are on the down-low.

  • Big Poopi
    February 19, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    Looks like Pedro Martinez with the down syndrome

    • Angel Lover
      February 19, 2018 at 11:11 pm

      Pedro Martinez with the down syndrome! lmao nearly pooped myself

  • msheadkracker
    February 19, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    Talk about illegal, Angel is about as illegal as they come. Making threats to people, and then their families too, wonderful. Id put money on the gun him owning being illegal too, everything that is associated with him just screams illegal. 

  • Mega Muff
    February 19, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    Dreamers in the news. Thank god this muff likes to scissor tacos instead of taking in sausages. Otherwise she’d probably have a litter of mini muffs that we’d all be shelling out our tax dollars towards. If I was a gambling man, I’d say that this cum stain run off isn’t the only illegitimate greaseball Angel has so graciously provided society. 

  • RJ
    February 19, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    That guy has one of the five worst cases of chronic “gay face” that I’ve ever seen

  • Groundhog
    February 19, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Let’s hope that “she” got the gun from dad. Maybe this case can be a twofer.

    Why do I feed that he can’t legally carry a 9mm?

    • Groundhog
      February 20, 2018 at 3:29 pm

      God, my misspellings. I’ve got to stay away from the phone and use a real keyboard for typing.

  • Freelance Dickhead
    February 19, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    Are you fucking kidding me? This shit stain gives us the obvious reason why his little girl in driving around with a loaded weapon and ready to blast anyone who say’s “b” to her “a.” Fuck sakes. Way to go Angel, raised that one right after your bad old self. Of course you do know, both the AG will use it and most likely your daughter’s defense will use it, both claiming you, dick head of the century, gave no sociable skills development to live in a civil society, instead, blast dah’ fool who disagrees with you. Fuck tard.

  • Finn
    February 19, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    I sound like a broken record – but – CHOP this family tree down and SCORCH the fuck out of it. Nothing worth saving.

    It is clearly evident no one in that clan respects life, has self control nor has any amount of humility or shame.

    Angel Paulino can eat a bag a dicks – lunch on the Commonwealth.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 19, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    My boifriend White (Mall) Cop doesn’t want you all to know he’s bi and a Worcester (Mall) Cop, so it’s our little secret ok???

    • Brian sucks cock
      February 19, 2018 at 8:32 pm

      You must have the saddest life ever

      • Hugh Jass
        February 19, 2018 at 10:17 pm

        No, really — all your judging posts have made my boifriend White Cop too ascared to post here anymore. Pls. leave him alone. Let us enjoy one another’s tender caresses …

        • Brian sucks cock
          February 20, 2018 at 9:17 am

          You really have failed St life. Maybe a bullet will help you relax. But then again, didi friends don’t realize how they failed. Plus, no one cares about your fictional boyfriend. He wouldn’t date ghetto trash with no life

  • Angel got a raise!
    February 19, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    You know he’s already taken over her benefits.

  • Brian sucks cock
    February 19, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    This faggot piece of shit lmfao. I know someone who said they fucked him in the ass and he let them because he didn’t want to get his ass kicked. Makes me laugh how they are. His daughter so dumb. She gave my friend a quickie once and didn’t realize he had aids lol

    • Nino Paulino
      February 20, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      What a bunch of ratchets! hahahaha!

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