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The Lowell beaver bumper is the gift that just keeps on giving. Last week she got into a traffic dispute with a guy in Peabody and murdered him in broad daylight. Afterwards she went home and bragged about it on Facebook:
The same day she bragged about collecting food stamps from the taxpayers:
Well it gets better.
If you recall WBUR did a puff piece about Graciela Paulino, and how she was an “at risk” kid who was turning her life around.
And in addition to that the Lowell Sun interviewed her and she gave this epic interview:
“The biggest issue right now in Lowell is the violence. And I feel like if we all work together than we can reduce the violence and make the streets a safer place for everybody. Violence affects me and my friends and everyone else around me because every day somebody is getting hurt, and that affects their loved ones and it’s just a big tragedy on everyone.”
You can’t script this any better. You just can’t. These blogs write themselves sometimes.
You’re right beaver bumper, Lowell does have a violence problem. Largely because of you and the free muh bro crew you associate with.
This is the same “woman” who was arrested two years ago for a shooting in Lowell, in which she had an unregistered sawed off shotgun:
And yet two years later she killed someone using a gun.
But please, tell me more about how guns are the problem. This is an individual who can’t obtain a gun legally because of our gun laws. Well guess what? That didn’t stop her. If a ratchet wants to get a gun, they’re gonna get a gun. Kind of like heroin. The next person who tells me that gun laws will cure America of it’s violence problem is getting pistol whipped in the fupa.
And just to top it all off the crudstain who donated the sperm to the slagbag whose baby cannon she emerged from, showed up on her Facebook page, just in case any of us were wondering how she turned into a filthy pile of human garbage at such a young age:
Oh, and he’s messaging individual turtle riders with pictures of their family (including chilren, which we cut out from this screeshot), and threatening their lives:
Something tells me this isn’t the last we’ve heard of the Lowell beaver bumper.