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He’s the one who gave a turtle rider a front row seat to the porridge gun show on the ride into work from Franklin….
Well here’s the thing with these pervatrons – they just can’t help themselves. And this mother fucker did it again…..
This time he was on the green line though, and he whipped out the corn on the throb in front of a bunch of underage girls and once again he was taking pictures of them. Notice he’s got a wedding ring on too. The wife’s gonna love finding how he get his jollies on Turtleboy. Divorce city dodge, here we cum!
And guess where the MBTA police got this hot tip from?
Where else but the turtle?
The green line does not go to Franklin. That means this guy literally rides the rails looking for new audiences to show off his Jurassic pork to.
I don’t get it. If you’re a pervert like this, why not just take pictures of them, then go home and choke the clown? You give yourself away by going full chub in front of them. Kind of hard to miss pal.
Someone’s gotta know who this chudstuffer is. I’m sure these are not the only two women who have been forced to endure his battle of the bulge.
Let’s find him. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or message Turtleboy Sports Return on Facebook if you know who he is.