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Here’s your email of the day about yet another perv on the MBTA:
She wasn’t kidding….
Holy battle of the bulge!!
Thank the good lord I don’t have to commute to Boston every day. Seems like shit like this happens all the time.
Like when infamous New Bedford cross dressing hooker Aaron Ball exposed himself.
Or the registered sex offender making tummy pancakes in his sweatpants in front of the entire train.
Or the Saugus Daddy-Daughter date gone wrong when they ended up assaulting a MBTA cop.
Or the piece of shit who assaulted a woman on video.
It just never ends with the rat race.
But this?
This is just……fucked up. I mean, look at the look he’s giving them.
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed.” That face will give me nightmares for at least a fortnight.
Christ, I understand sometimes you get a little morning wood fellas, but tuck it into your belt like a civilized human being. We are not impressed by your girth. We get it – you have a functional penis. Congratulations.
I mean, what’s this guy thinking? That these strange women will be so impressed by the outline of his porridge gun that they’ll be unable to resist taking him into the lady’s room at the next stop and treating him to a DNA slurpie? That’s not how it works guys. If a woman wants to see your junk, she’ll ask for it. It’s really not that hard to grasp, no pun intended.
Do you know who this guy is? Send us a line at turtleboysports@gmail.com if you do. Because I’m wiling to bet it’s not the first time this has happened.
19 Comment(s)
He clearly has a big dildo in his pants.
Besides, any normal man would be embarrassed to have wood on a train for no reason at all.
Let’s find this weirdo.
This guy look a lot like my creepy, peeper neighbor across the st.
1st off I think this article is useful so people can identify the shitbag for what he is and keep your kids and your self far away from the fucking Perv … and are we just going to ignore his fucking man purse ?? He looks like a flaming homosexual… why no ?
I wonder if there’s viagra in his purse
God that’s a packed train. What did Hitler board everyone?
We have to look at yucky erect nipples under your thin shirts all day long, ladies. Turnabout is fair play.
If I saw that I would have sucked it dry!
#metoo!
I’d rather scrub my junk with a steel brush and sulphuric acid than take the train every day.
The wedding ring would explain why it wasn’t taken care of before he got on the train.
Not to feed the stereotype but I think that the black guy is laughing at him
Useless article. C’mon man. This is the complaint of the day?
Well don’t be bitches about it! Relieve that poor man!
Right – cuz the ONLY thing that could possibly cause that bulge is his dick.
There’s enough bullshit going on in the world. Why do you need to make shit up?
Good point. He may have stuffed his pants which wouldn’t be pervy at all. These turtlefuckers jump to conclusions do quickly.
It’s probably a banana just to get a reaction
If I had a girlfriend tell me this guy did this to her I would get her a stun gun and tell her what (part of him) to use as a target.
That is if he shows up to do it again.
I so want to try this myself on a WRTA bus.