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Here’s your email of the day about yet another perv on the MBTA:
She wasn’t kidding….
Holy battle of the bulge!!
Thank the good lord I don’t have to commute to Boston every day. Seems like shit like this happens all the time.
Like when infamous New Bedford cross dressing hooker Aaron Ball exposed himself.
Or the registered sex offender making tummy pancakes in his sweatpants in front of the entire train.
Or the Saugus Daddy-Daughter date gone wrong when they ended up assaulting a MBTA cop.
Or the piece of shit who assaulted a woman on video.
It just never ends with the rat race.
This is just……fucked up. I mean, look at the look he’s giving them.
“Don’t act like you’re not impressed.” That face will give me nightmares for at least a fortnight.
Christ, I understand sometimes you get a little morning wood fellas, but tuck it into your belt like a civilized human being. We are not impressed by your girth. We get it – you have a functional penis. Congratulations.
I mean, what’s this guy thinking? That these strange women will be so impressed by the outline of his porridge gun that they’ll be unable to resist taking him into the lady’s room at the next stop and treating him to a DNA slurpie? That’s not how it works guys. If a woman wants to see your junk, she’ll ask for it. It’s really not that hard to grasp, no pun intended.
Do you know who this guy is? Send us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org if you do. Because I’m wiling to bet it’s not the first time this has happened.