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The Milford Muff Marauder Who Nearly Killed A Cop While Drunk 3 Months Ago Hit Someone Else While Drunk Again, Left The Scene Of The Crime, And Still Wasn’t Arrested

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Remember the Milford Muff Marauder who did this to a cop car while smashed behind the wheel a few months back?

You’d think Emily Cicconi would’ve learned her lesson, but it appears as if she’s been up to her old tricks….

When police went to the third crash, involving two cars just before 4 a.m. Friday, one driver told police the second driver had run from the scene. That first driver, who was not charged, told police he had a green light, and was taking a left from the Interstate 495 off-ramp when he was struck by a car driving west on Medway Road. Police determined 22-year-old Emily Cicconi was involved in a previous car crash using a car owned by the same person who owned the car missing a driver in Friday’s crash.

When officers arrived at Cicconi’s 1 Eugene Circle home in Milford, she told them she had been sleeping, according to the report, and denied being in a crash. Police brought the other driver to the house, and he identified Cicconi, saying he was 80 percent sure she was the driver who fled. Cicconi was summonsed and charged with driving a car after her license had been suspended for driving under the influence, leaving the scene of property damage, and failure to stop or yield.

It’s only a matter of time until this cuntsicle kills someone. This is the same chick who drove drunk and nearly killed a cop ON HER 21ST BIRTHDAY!! Do you understand what an alcoholic you have to be to insist on driving on your 21st birthday? It’s like the one night in your life when it’s guaranteed someone will drive you around. Not this skag though. She genuinely enjoys the challenge of driving under the influence.

Oh and she wasn’t even arrested, just summonsed. Since she fled the scene of the crime she won’t get a DUI either, but it was 4 AM on a Friday, so you do the math. Basically she was rewarded by fleeing the scene.

Just a reminder that she tried to drive away with her car looking like this:

“Cicconi was very (adamant) about driving her vehicle away. It should be noted her vehicle was completely totaled with all the airbags deployed,” Dinis wrote. “As she spoke, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from her facial area. She also had red, bloodshot, glassy eyes. When she spoke her speech was slow, thick and slurred.”

She had a billion drugs and fireworks in the car….

In the car, police found several open and full alcohol nip bottles; a 30-megagram oxycodone pill; and a large amount of an unidentified drug, the report states. Authorities also seized 22 large bottle rockets and one fountain-style firework that Cicconi told police the pair intended to ignite, according to the report. During an interview with a Massachusetts State Police drug recognition officer, Cicconi said she “took as many drugs as she could this past week” and takes up to 10 grams of cocaine a night when she is able to obtain it.

“She also stated that (she) used cocaine this morning and smokes a lot of weed,” Dinis wrote.

And this is now her 3rd DUI in the last year….

Cicconi has a pending case in Worcester that alleges she drove with a .17 blood alcohol content level on her 21st birthday before crashing her vehicle last year, prosecutors said. In a Milford case filed in June 2017, she faces charges of leaving the scene of property damage; failing to stop/yield; and failing to yield at an intersection after police said she crashed into another vehicle at the intersections of Dilla and West streets. Cicconi is a lifelong Milford resident and attends weekly counseling for attention-deficit disorder, depression, anxiety and post-traumatic stress disorder, Schulman said.

She WILL kill someone. It’s only a matter of time. She cannot be trusted not to drive a car. She evidently lives with her parents, who seem to be unable to put their dangerous whore of a child on a leash. So if they can’t control her then she should sit in a jail cell. Because…fuck her rights. Our rights as citizens to live should outweigh her right to bail. She’s a clear and present danger and should never, ever be allowed to see the light of the day until she’s fixed.

36 Comment(s)
  • tshitty
    August 20, 2018 at 10:19 am

    30 mg adds the perfect script for fancy junk boxes
    if she actually had a real ADHD and anxiety issue she should be on something like VyVance
    fucking just another blonde bimbo bitch that uses doctors to get her fix rather than your local dealer
    fuck this danger to society next time she is going to kill to someone then she will just get her license suspended forever and never actually face the music for it

  • John From MDC
    August 19, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    When family are ex MDC heavyweights expect the kid glove treatment to keep happening. She will get off thru MA political connections. A slep on the wrist for the politically connected according to tabloids.

  • concerned asshole traveling through mass
    August 18, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Another case for judges to be reviewed and hopefully removed and imprisoned. How many more of these do we the people who live in mass or work in mass or just happen to be passing through mass have to endure until action is taken??

  • TJB
    August 18, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    Pinocchio had a huge nose too. But 10g’s a day? I call bullshit. Her pancreas would jump out her ass and start thumbing on 95 south.

  • Cunning Linguist
    August 18, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    On heavy party nights my tongue goes numb.

  • Former raver
    August 18, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    I used to bang/hang out with chicks like this back like 20 years ago. Coke head, drug head, she would jump on any dick given the opp.

    • fuck yeah
      August 18, 2018 at 8:18 pm

      Can’t wait to catch the next rave stone colds sober with my cock hard as iron. Bring it on sluts!!!!

    • FoRmEr RaVeR
      August 20, 2018 at 9:22 am

      Wow aren’t you just the cooliest?

  • Former raver
    August 18, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    I used to bang/hang out with chicks like this back like 20 years ago. Coke head, drug head, she would jump on any dick given the opp.

  • This person is a danger to society
    August 18, 2018 at 11:30 am

    I like how the article states she goes to weekly sessions for PTSD, anxiety, ADHD, etc BUT NOT FOR DRUGS OR ALCOHOL. What a fucking shit bird. Is this how she stays out of jail?

    • This person is a danger to society
      August 18, 2018 at 11:38 am

      Just to follow up, how can u have, and attend weekly classes for, ADHD when you’re doing 10 grams of coke a day. I assume you would be pretty fucking focused on whatever you want to do that day. I bet she has a 30mg adderall script and probably a Xanax script too, in addition to her alcohol and coke habits.

      • Helicopters while you’re high
        August 18, 2018 at 1:27 pm

        Yah I bet she looked like Ray littoa when he was sweating balls and tracking helicopters in good fellas.

    • Arty Lang
      August 18, 2018 at 1:51 pm

      Not making excuses for this train wreck 21 year old. Stimulants have the opposite mental effect on people with strong to severe ADHD. Arty Lang from the old Howard Stern show self medicated with Cocaine all the time. Howard could never understand how cocaine could relax him but it does for people with this condition. They take stimulants and want a nap, no tweaking.

      Chick is self medicating and partying, the line between the two is impossible to define other than knowing it is there. She probably needs much more than 30mg of adderall, closely monitored with a mild anti psychotic/anti anxiety medicine administered throughout the day by medical staff not her. If she get’s into a comprehensive locked-down treatment program asap she has a small chance of long term success. Other wise she is a public menace and a danger to herself also probably a suicide risk. Leaving her out in society is reckless and callous.

      • I’d bang her
        August 18, 2018 at 6:24 pm

        She’s a junkie man. She gets her legal fix from doctors that are stupid enough to give her adderall and Xanax. These high grade pharmaceutical drugs are not enough. This 19 year old needs 10 grams of coke and black out drunk times. That’s how she roles!!!!

        • Purge
          August 18, 2018 at 8:15 pm

          Agreed, she’s a fucking mess. Needs to be sorted out in a secure facility. Responsible people can use “high grade pharmaceuticals” to overcome their mental problems. She isn’t one of those responsible people. Needs to be locked down one way or another. Scary thing is there are so many of these people, most not even going to therapy, using Mexican cartel shit drugs strait off the street, the sooner they die off the better.

          • French Revolution
            August 18, 2018 at 11:03 pm

            Somebody mentioned this before but we need to bring back whipping posts. Problem solved.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 18, 2018 at 11:28 am

    She needs her chocolate starfish pounded….any takers???

    • fuck pig fucker
      August 18, 2018 at 9:29 pm

      As long as she aint booting up, id dump a load in her with a shit cock from from her chocolate starfish. Il even crush up a plan b and tell her its a zanny, she’ll snort it right up. Guarranteed . Gotta scan that bitch for track marks first though, and make her shave her cunt.

  • ElJefe72
    August 18, 2018 at 10:54 am

    I don’t know why, but this line from the police report made me chuckle.

    “As she spoke, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from her facial area.”

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      August 19, 2018 at 11:39 am

      I think they meant the alcohol order from her mouth overpowered the week old tuna smell emanating from her crotchal region.

  • proofreder
    August 18, 2018 at 10:31 am

    30 MEGAgram oxy? Wow…thats a biggun’. The nuclear option of pills, I guess.
    “She cannot be trusted not to drive a car.” Ummm…she cannot be trusted to drive a car.
    If she was on a 10 gram a day coke habit she would be skinny.

    • Frank
      August 18, 2018 at 11:17 am

      Yeah, 30 megagrams would be about 66,000lbs so I’m guessing she would have been a little higher if she had one of those. Probably tunneling through it, using it as a house. Making new rooms and hallways one lick at a time.

      • Akihito
        August 18, 2018 at 2:30 pm

        Yer off by an order of magnitude Frank.

        • ncfoothillbbilly
          August 18, 2018 at 3:21 pm

          30 Mg = 66138.678655463 lbs
          Megagram is an SI unit of mass. It is equal to one million grams or 1000 kilograms. It is the same as tonne (metric ton). Plural name is megagrams.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 18, 2018 at 10:06 am

    I think what disgusts me even more than her behavior is the fact that she was on the streets after what happened in May!

  • Poo
    August 18, 2018 at 10:03 am

    “Beat a flashing red light?” What the fuck? That’s literally not possible. Did she think if she timed it to cross when it blinked off she’d be in the clear?

  • Maggie the Cat
    August 18, 2018 at 10:03 am

    If this woman is not stopped she will kill someone, either herself or an innocent victim. She’s 21 years old so her parents can’t have her committed to a mental institution, but the a court could do so if she is adjudicated to be a danger to herself or others…which she obviously is. Until then, we are all in danger from this woman. I hope someone with more power than I have sees this and takes action.

  • Yuck
    August 18, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Can’t blame her for being an alcoholic…if you had a nose that looks like a flaccid penis, you’d be a drunk too.

  • Enrico Pallazzo
    August 18, 2018 at 9:53 am

    Wouldn’t it be interesting if the other driver has sustained injuries such as blinding headaches and he went and got an attorney to file a suit against her for damages resulting from her criminal activity?

  • Drug consueler
    August 18, 2018 at 9:37 am

    10 grams of blow and a .17 BAC? That’s a lot of fucking drugs/booze for a woman that weighs no more than 120 pounds. She is going to kill someone someday. I thought if u have prior dui’s and a suspended/revoked license and you drive drunk you go to jail. 3rd OUI? Why is she not in jail? Seriously saying “we will see you in court 6 months from now” means she will continue to do 10 grams of blow everyday and continue to operate her car while drunk/intoxicated because she knows she’ll get off easy.

    • The Vorlon
      The Vorlon
      August 19, 2018 at 4:35 am

      Maybe the authorities are hoping she will remove herself from the gene pool before her next court date. Too bad she would likely take am innocent with her at the time.

  • Seriously why should we tolerate drugs and junkies
    August 18, 2018 at 9:32 am

    Apologies to Turtle Boy and the readers. Had to post this story, it’s directly related. Fucking drugs and druggies and junkies killing dogs and people, committing crimes. Drug use isn’t a victimless crime, these scum scar society. You can’t have your dog trained, or walk down the sidewalk safely, Southie baby stroller run-over, runners, bicycles, motorcycles. Everybody is in danger from the junkies when they drive, don’t sit at an outdoor/sidwalk cafe without jersey barriers bolted down to protect you from the junkies, drunks and texters.

    Again apologies but had to post this story, it is a prime clear example of the direct cost of tolerating drugs and addicts and it’s the same cause as the Mayo dog death.

  • Ray Patriarca
    William Wilson
    August 18, 2018 at 9:25 am

    Dear Emily,
    Two letters: AA
    Sit in the front row, shut your mouth for once, admit that you are a drunk, and learn something.
    If you do that, you might have a shot.

    • Psychiatrist hospital or prison.
      August 18, 2018 at 9:48 am

      She needs to be inpatient, court ordered institutional treatment, whether in prison or civilian. Flat-out she is not going to stop using through therapy.

      • Lemon
        August 19, 2018 at 4:36 pm

        Yah 5150 her ass. In CA 5150 is an involuntary psych hold. Don’t ask me how I know about this with my ex. Never ever date a woman who has crazy eyes regardless of how hot they are.

        • MrSmiley
          August 20, 2018 at 9:02 am

          Cali to here bleh. Both liberal dumps. Here we have section 12s for psych and section 35s for substance abuse issues. Pretty sure she will make it to a 3rd article in the near future.

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