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The Musty Meatflap’s Pro-Boner DCF Dad Client Got Arrested For Trying To Fight The Northampton PD Again, Now She Has To Waste More Time Working For Free To Prove She’s Woke

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Remember this shithead?

He was the formerly Ware mugshot famous shithead named Eric Matlock who blockaded Northampton City Hall on account of “DCF done stole muh kidz.”

He ended up getting acquitted on whatever he was charged with on account of, 1) Massachusetts judges, and 2) free help from the white guilt laden “Musty Meatflap” pro-boner attorney, Dana Goldblatt. You may remember her from such recent episodes of Turtleboy as, “We need to turn down $13K worth of free ammunition from the Walmart because cops are violence workers.”

Imagine being the man who has to wake up every day and see this?

Hope you like dry handjobs…..from yourself. I wouldn’t fuck her with Hitler’s dick. Just sayin.

Anyway, her totally innocent client, who let’s be honest, she defends for free because helping out a black guy makes her feel like she’s fighting racism and the cops at the same time, is back in the news….

Four months after being acquitted on charges related to his controversial 2017 arrest and pepper-spraying on the steps of City Hall, Eric Matlock was arrested on similar charges stemming from a downtown encounter with police on Friday. The 34-year-old city resident was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, assault and battery on a police officer, intimidation of a witness, marijuana possession with intent to distribute, and malicious damage to a motor vehicle.

The arrest stemmed from an incident in Haymarket Cafe on Main Street, where police said Matlock allegedly yelled obscenities at Officer Andrew Kohl and told him to take off his badge while pointing outside, according to Kohl’s arrest report. Attorney Dana Goldblatt confirmed Monday that she will be representing Matlock, but declined to comment on the case. Goldblatt has previously represented Matlock, both during his trial over the City Hall arrest as well as several other incidents since that arrest when police have implicated Matlock in disturbances. Goldblatt previously described those incidents as “continued harassment” at the hands of police.

On Sept. 27, 2018, Matlock, who is black, was found not guilty on charges of disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and assault and battery on a police officer related to his 2017 arrest. The charges stemmed from Matlock protesting outside the front entrance of City Hall over the removal of his child by the Department of Children and Families. That arrest, and the subsequent trial, raised questions in Northampton about use of force, race and policing.

Stop right there. That arrest didn’t “raise questions” about the use of race and policing in Northampton. It got a bunch of professional, full time “activists” to do what they always do – complain about everything while racebaiting.

On Friday, police charged Matlock with disorderly conduct and intimidation of a witness based on his verbal altercation with Officer Kohl in Haymarket Cafe. After that encounter, Kohl called for backup, and as another officer attempted to grab and arrest Matlock, he fled, according to Kohl’s narrative. Police eventually tackled Matlock, who was yelling “I didn’t do anything wrong” as he fled, according to Kohl. 

Matlock was charged with resisting arrest, as well as assault and battery on a police officer, after police chased, tackled and handcuffed him. While Kohl was attempting to tackle Matlock, the two struck a vehicle and allegedly damaged it, according to Kohl’s report, resulting in Matlock being charged with malicious damage to a motor vehicle.

Yo, he dindu nuffin! Fuh real this time!

Question for the Musty Meatflap – how much pro-boner work are you willing to put in in order to prove you’re one of the “good ones?” I would imagine you have bills to pay too, and God knows this mother fucker ain’t paying them. But he is taking up a lot of your time that could be spent working for clients that will actually pay you money.

Seriously, you’d think that he would’ve learned after the last arrest and trial, that probably would’ve cost him tens of thousands of dollars to fight in court. She does him this huge solid, but only because he’s black the cops are white, and literally just a couple months later – BAM – same exact shit. The poor Musty Meatflap has kids and shit. She got bills to pay. Think she wants to wasted the next year of her life once again trying to figure out a way to blame this one on the cops?

I would imagine she’ll go with the “the racist cops are targeting my client because he beat them in court” defense. But you can only use that one so many times before a judge (even a Deval Patrick judge) finally sees through your bullshit.

24 Comment(s)
  • BH
    January 27, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    100% chance she’s pro-bono-ing his boner. 90% chance the husband watches and jerks off.

  • Colonel Beauregard Julip, ESQ
    January 25, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Them cullid kids is jes’ like the baby gators we used to sell yankee tourists down in Florida. They’s cute and fun when theys jes’ lil fellas, but when they start growing, well let’s jes’ say it’s time to flush ‘em !!

  • Rachael MaddCow
    January 25, 2019 at 10:11 am

    What make you think she wakes up next to a GUY….

    • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
      January 25, 2019 at 10:18 pm

      She can’t resist having a soy cuck whipping boy around to withhold sex from and force to hear about her day fighting the man.Not even a dyke wants her around, only a desperate liberal stubdick…

  • Burkhalter
    January 25, 2019 at 9:58 am

    This is perfect! She’s got this loser forever! She can’t walk away. On top of that, all his buddies will be lining up for her free services. She has to take them. To turn them away would ruin her SJW one of the good ones status. Sucks to be her

    • Dumb Bitch
      January 25, 2019 at 12:54 pm

      He will probably rape and murder her. Not a bad thing.

    • Its a guy.....
      January 25, 2019 at 8:21 pm

      Because she wrote Bert on her giant black dildo….probably doesn’t wash it….

  • Not an anti anything
    January 25, 2019 at 9:14 am

    I worked with this Jewish lady who was actually poor. First time for everything I guess.

  • Vigil Ante
    January 25, 2019 at 8:20 am

    He’s either fucking her or letting her husband blow him while she watches

  • Moment of Truth
    January 25, 2019 at 8:06 am

    If she abandons him now than she shows the entire world how fake she’s been the entire time. He’s been nothing if not consistent. His behavior is no different now than it has been at any other point in this story. So councilor, are you still all in or are you ready to admit that this was a PR stunt?

  • Repeal The 17th
    January 25, 2019 at 6:30 am

    These types of people are the bane of a sane and decent society.

  • Black Lies Matter
    January 25, 2019 at 4:16 am

    There’s a vacant tent behind Mc Donald’s with his name on it. Please move in, shoot-up and nod off.

    Parasite on society.. his black life has done nothing but sloth, debauchery and evil. Hope she moves into the tent with him.

  • Jacques Az
    January 24, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    This “clever” lawyer is a kike. Right? I dated a kike who was so phukin rich I did not know till later. If I just behaved I would have possibly procreated with her and hit the jackpot. But this kike is doing “God’s” work to protect a non-loving anti-kike. At what point do you totally fail the kike rules and just represent anti-kikes? How does she show up at Sabbath?

  • The Common Man
    January 24, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    Someone call up Alanis Morissette, because this is a little too ironic…

    She calls cops “violence workers” while defending violent people. She’s the violence worker; she labors to keep violent people out of jail. What will she have to say when one of her “clients” kills a cop? What will she tell that cops children? She should go away for 25 years when that happens. I know it’s not legally possible, but it should be. How is defending someone pro bono any different than driving a getaway car? She’s a glorified getaway driver who is helping people get away with crimes.

    …and yeah I really do think!

  • Wwy
    January 24, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    With a name like Rosen-Gold-Bloom-Stein-Blatt, I’m surprised she’s doing anything for free, which leads me to believe she’s either banging or sucking this career criminal.
    Hate to sound racist, but nothing’s worse than a woke, white gash helping these useless burdens.

    • Shocking revelations
      January 25, 2019 at 7:55 am

      First time ever you get a thumbs up from me

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        January 25, 2019 at 10:21 am

        Ummmm, dunno. Written too clearly to be a bonafide Wwy post. Too long, also.

  • I love pop ups
    January 24, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    Hi,
    Could you please add a few more pop-up ads to your website? Right now your site is almost impossible to read, but with just one more ad it would be completely unreadable. Then I could go back to just watching porn.
    Thanks, Pop Up Boy.

    • Google
      January 24, 2019 at 10:34 pm

      Tell me more about your add preferences.

    • Mike Hunt
      January 24, 2019 at 11:41 pm

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      Try installing a POP UP BLOCKER you fucking mouth breathing troglodyte

  • Snoop Rog
    January 24, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Fuck her, fuck him and fuck the pussy ass judge who let him go. Karma is a bitch. It’s all going to come back in these evil assholes.

  • D
    January 24, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    You know after he walked on the first case he walks away saying “Dumb white people”. 
    And she thinks she’s awesome. 

    So why not repeat

  • oliver wadsworth sr
    January 24, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    It is my belief that dana goldblatt(never capitalize a reprehensible skank’s name) is a delusional nutter with daddy issues. I also believe that she is the type that probably performed fellatio on some of her college professors to garner a passing grade in that cuck’s class. In my life experiences I have observed that her type has greasy hair, a foul stench emanating from her nether regions and a general unkempt appearance. If ever approached by a Douche bag like this move away quickly as you risk contracting scabies and body lice.

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 24, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    She gets exactly what she deserves. So lets see how much longer she will use the “woke” and the “one of the good ones” before she decides she is wasting her time one dudes like this. See, the problem is, they extend a helping hand once, then these fuckers keep coming back for more, because “she’s one of the good ones” She gets exactly what she asked for..

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