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The Nazis Are Invading Mansfield, MA And Their Target Is An Outdoor Menorah Display, Thankfully These Valiant SJWs Are Going To Take Turns Guarding It From Phantom Men In Trucks Yelling Undetermined Racial Slurs

The Nazis Are Invading Mansfield, MA And Their Target Is An Outdoor Menorah Display, Thankfully These Valiant SJWs Are Going To Take Turns Guarding It From Phantom Men In Trucks Yelling Undetermined Racial Slurs

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Well guys, looks like another case of a heinous hate crime in Mansfield. This time it’s not the N-word spray painted on a dumpster or a vintage tobacco ad in a penny candy store, though. Oh, no, it’s much, much worse. The Nazis have landed in Mansfield, MA and they DO NOT want to wish you a Happy Hanukkah.

Oh no, two nameless nondescript men in some sort of black pickup truck pulled through an intersection and probably, maybe could have yelled a Jewish slur at some men putting up a beautiful outdoor Menorah display. And it definitely, totally happened, because this lady says it did. Details unnecessary.


Seems legit. Especially because this isn’t the first act of antisemitism this lady has witnessed in Mansfield, so it’s not like she goes out looking for this stuff, or would make it up or anything.


Anyone else find it kind of strange how all the racist graffiti in Mansfield shows up in remote spots and seems to be found by the same handful of people? People who seem to be really, really into virtue signaling, all the time?


The responses to this antisemitic Nazi invasion were as rational and grounded as you would expect.


Yes, Sara. She should definitely call the police to report what might have been a mean word shouted out of a moving vehicle. It’s not like they have important things to do like investigating actual crimes, or anything.

Come on, Sara. Why would this chick spend actual money fighting intolerance and racism? Facebook posts and punching Nazis is always the way to go.

Very scary, indeed, Connor. Especially when it’s a hate crime with no other witnesses, no description, and mean words that aren’t even specified. But this broad is 99.9% sure it was indeed a slur, and she’s the one finding evidence of the huge problem with racism in Mansfield, so she’s obviously an expert.


Damn. Missed the plate, make, model, description and slur. Tough break. Good thing this gal lives right across the street, and is on the case!

Which God, Carol? The Christian God, or the Jewish God? What about the pagans, Buddhists, Hindu and agnostics? Seems pretty intolerant to me!

Oh. My. God. I really hope this menorah has a revolving guard of white, female SJWs on watch from that park bench around the clock. Especially in January. Lord knows Mansfield doesn’t have enough Facebook posts against hate right now. If these ladies don’t watch the menorah, how will anyone post about all the antisemitic things they are undoubtedly going to witness happening to it?

The Nazis have infiltrated Kohl’s!


Of course, racism is happening everywhere, always, and especially in Mansfield. If you haven’t seen it you’re either blind, or a racist, or not paying close enough attention to the dumpsters, bike paths and plumbing pipes in your area. Stay woke, for fuck’s sake.


This should come at no surprise to anyone, but the virtue signaling queefbucket who started this whole thing is also super vigilant about sex offenders, too, a’la Pumpkin Spice:

So peaceful. So tolerant.


Listen, I can totally agree that racism sucks. I’m not a fan. But if you see racism everywhere you turn, you might be a racist. If not, than you’re a total douchenozzle with white knight syndrome. Making a big deal out of how tolerant you are on the internet does not make you a good person. Being a good person, makes you a good person. No amount of virtue signaling can negate that fact. You’re just adding to racial tension and hysteria, and that helps…..exactly nothing.


26 Comment(s)
  • 12 days 8 nights
    November 30, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    My favorite part is the person who says she’ll stand guard every night. For 12 nights. She doesn’t even know that Hannakah is 8 nights.
    It’s 12 DAYS of Christmas. 8 NIGHTS of Hannakah.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    November 30, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Soooo …. lemme get this straight –

    A mob of Beckys are going to stand watch over a town menorah to prevent people from yelling racial slurs?

    Seems legit.

  • Uncle Frank
    November 30, 2018 at 11:57 am

    Why don’t racist hatemongers drive mid-sized, late-model sedans instead of always being seen in pick-up trucks? Adding that it was black makes the alleged perpetrators sound even more sinister; a red or brown pick-up just doesn’t elicit the same emotional reaction in this sort of story.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      November 30, 2018 at 12:04 pm

      You’ve seen alot of brown pick up trucks have you?

  • John Ford
    November 30, 2018 at 1:17 am

    Me getting down voted so much makes me think You all are racist. I’m a fucking turtle rider all fucking day i usually love you guys. I was pointing out an observation I saw im not fucking offended so i spray painted away the fuck n*Iggers on the rocks. What is so wrong about that. I didn’t tell anyone about it this was years ago. I’m just saying I honestly have witnessed it. These people on the site are clearly taking it way too far. How is me pointing out, as a turtle boy fan for years, that i witnessed something similar, something negative? What the fuck is wrong with you guys. I’m on your side and just telling you i seen this shit in this area

    • Y
      November 30, 2018 at 10:06 am

      Shut up, ya pu$$y.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      November 30, 2018 at 12:05 pm

      Because TB is all about free speech.

      Unless you disagree.

      Then fuck you.

  • Go away AC and take Kristin and Nicole with you!
    November 29, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    so let me get this straight…. Someone allegedly maybe heard a racial slur from a moving vehicle headed out of town. The workers putting up the menorah and standing right there did not verify the claim… Now these SJW brainiacs feel like the Menorah located directly next to the police station requires 24 hour SJW on-site surveillance. Totally makes sense!

  • Nazimobile
    November 29, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    Last time…. the jacked up Nazi pickup had flames all over it.
    Clever to paint it “black” to send a message.
    Very clever.

  • Stunt Penis
    November 29, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    When will they learn? These stories are simply not believable unless the occupants of the vehicle were wearing MAGA baseball caps, were blasting country music, and had a “TRUMP/PENCE 2020” bumper sticker. South of the mason/dixon line, shotgun rack in the rear window also mandatory.

  • Yuck
    November 29, 2018 at 6:25 pm


  • Problem Child
    November 29, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    By giving any of this attention it only encourages it. Every stupid shit kid who wants attention will paint a swastika somewhere and giggle with delight at the uproar it caused.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    November 29, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    I’ll bet you a week’s pay that these bimbos won’t put any actual time into guarding the Menorah. They may show up for a selfie or two for social media. That is if it’s not below 40 degrees or sprinkling. If it is, when you see no one there, you’ll know it’s them.

    • Sgt Hugo Stiglitz
      November 29, 2018 at 5:52 pm

      I guarantee that one of these awful local news stations pick up the story. These idiots will be filmed guarding the giant candle and how they have PTSD from the terrible evil Nazis. What cunts

  • Lt Aldo Rayne
    November 29, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    This never happened
    If these were Nazis they would have got out of the scary black truck and beat those guys up and smashed their decorations
    All this talk about Nazis is funny because real Nazis would do far worse than anything these fools are alleging. These are all lies to get attention. The more people come up with these lies and social media spreads it the more it happens. Fucking sheeple

  • Turdchomper
    November 29, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    Of course it was a black pickup truck….the Nazi vehicle of choice..

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      November 29, 2018 at 9:43 pm

      The real Nazis drive a Prius with a Coexist bumper sticker

  • John Ford
    November 29, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    I live in Mansfield and I go on walks down a path by my house in Norton, which is basically in Mansfield, and there’s an old quarry back there. I always bring spray paint because some douchebags keep writing fuck N*ggers. So there is certainly dumb fucks out here who may do such things.

    • Totally Happened
      November 29, 2018 at 3:29 pm

      You should take pics next time and call fox25 or NECN… it will make national news and you could cry about how emotionally upset you were, set up a gofundme, and rake in at least 20k

      • whatevuh
        November 29, 2018 at 6:39 pm

        The spray painting, those were girls from Taunton, leaving their friends messages what they did over the weekend

  • Haysoosapalooza
    November 29, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    In the background I can faintly hear “the little drummer boy”

  • Big Lou
    November 29, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Wah! I hate Trump so much that I make things up to blame on him!


  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    November 29, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    And here I thought the last vestiges of local racism was Yawkey Way. I need to keep up.

  • Drago
    November 29, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    A preemptive strike on anyone with a german sounding name seems t be in order

  • Which Holiday
    November 29, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    FOX25 keeps saying the “Holiday tree” will be lit on the common tonight… will they be calling this a “Holiday candle holder” in their story tonight?

    • Sgt Hugo stiglitz
      November 29, 2018 at 5:55 pm

      Fuckin A.
      Great comment

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