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Last week we shared this story about quite possible the dumbest two criminals ever who attempted to break into the Perfect Game on Water Street. As you can see from the surveillance photos, these two jackwagons broke into the basement, only to find out the door was locked, and the key was NOT in the mailbox attached to the door:
The cops arrested white chocolate at the scene of the crime, but Heavy D got away, probably because of the camouflage pants. Well, good news:
This is what we do at Turtleboy Sports. We force bad guys to turn themselves into the cops. You can run, and you can hide (although fat boy would probably have trouble with both of those things), but the TBS Revolution WILL find you.
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