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The Perfect Game Burglar Turned Himself In Because There’s No Point Hiding From Turtleboy

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Last week we shared this story about quite possible the dumbest two criminals ever who attempted to break into the Perfect Game on Water Street. As you can see from the surveillance photos, these two jackwagons broke into the basement, only to find out the door was locked, and the key was NOT in the mailbox attached to the door:

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The cops arrested white chocolate at the scene of the crime, but Heavy D got away, probably because of the camouflage pants. Well, good news:

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10 Comment(s)
  • Reddog
    August 4, 2016 at 1:24 am

    Next on the list,Giancarlo Zambrano.

  • Pattddywhacked
    August 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Fat boy on a diet….don’t try it….ill whoop that azz like a looter in a riot…..lol

  • Publius
    August 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    TB solves another caper. Camo pants seem to be favored style of junkies these days.

  • juror seven
    August 3, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    All of this and you still don’t identify who these two geniuses’ by name?

  • Nichole M.
    August 3, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    I kinda think the chubby one is cute. I’m into fat boys. I don’t like criminals though so I guess he is crossed off my to-do list.

    • Reddog
      August 4, 2016 at 1:25 am

      Do you like smelly armpits too?

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    August 3, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    See. this is why they are criminals, they haven’t figured out this deal about security camera’s . . . . they are too stupid to live out here in ‘grown up world’

  • BobnMic
    August 3, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Nice!

  • Anthony Rojo
    August 3, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    The Turtle is a caped crusader!! Long live the TURTLE!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 3, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Do you think he’s going to message TB the minute he gets out of jail like that other douchebag? Lol…

    Here, here! Nice catch… he’s a heavy one!

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