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The Psycho Failed Country Singer Who Lied And Made A Viral Video About A Guy On Newbury Street Filming Her Is Back And She Wants You To Run From Your House And Give Up Your Guns

The Psycho Failed Country Singer Who Lied And Made A Viral Video About A Guy On Newbury Street Filming Her Is Back And She Wants You To Run From Your House And Give Up Your Guns

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In November of 2015 we blogged about this viral video of a woman who claims she was being secretly recorded in broad daylight on Newbury Street by some random guy who looks like he was on his way home from work. Naturally she confronted him, made a huge public spectacle, and humiliated him in front of millions of people who saw it:

She provided no evidence that this guy did this, and even if he did, it’s not even remotely close to being illegal. You have no expectation of privacy in public. Everyone with a brain understands that simple concept. Plus, what’s he gonna do with it? Put a picture of full clothed chicks in public on XHamster? Hot.

A strange woman confronted a man in public, demanded to see his camera, called him a “freaky fucking dirtbag,” followed him around ranting like a crazy woman, and made a public spectacle of herself, and people applauded her for it as a champion of feminism. This is why Donald Trump is now President. The video was viewed millions of times and she was featured in a Cosmopolitan article entitled Badass woman confronts creep who was reportedly secretly filming young girls.

Because…..girl power!!

Well, we found out shortly afterwards that she’s also a failed country musician, who makes some of the WORST music you have ever heard in your entire life. You’ve been warned….



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Imagine having the time to get studio time, write lyrics, and record this horrible music? Only some rich chick from Newton named Sara Kaplan could afford to take a venture like that. The rest of us need to, ya know, pay our bills and stuff. Of course this entire thing was just a lie, meant to draw people to her shitty music, because God knows no one would come across it organically.

She also has a flare for the dramatics, and probably lies about pretty much everything in her life, because she’s so desperate for attention, and LIVES to be a victim of patriarchy:

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Yea, I’m sure that really happened too. Definitely.

And make no doubt about it – she got LOTS of attention:

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Then of course we proved she was lying. First we saw how much her story changed and the number of victims this guy had increased from two to eight as she got more and more attention:

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Then we saw that in the article published in Cosmo about how awesome she was, she claims that the guy was sitting in his parked car, filming underage girls:

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And then conveniently later on her Facebook page the story had suddenly changed. This time there was no car and he was standing on the sidewalk while filming these imaginary girls:

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She got exactly what she wanted – a bunch of “you’re so brave and strong, girlfriend!!” on the Internet. Of course the guy, who actually works for a living and can’t afford to experiment with a country music career, had his reputation permanently damaged. But, who cares about him right? Sara Kaplan wanted to play outraged SJW with her Internet friends.

Then she went back to being irrelevant and we never heard from the chick after that. Until we saw this post from some random guy on the Facebook machine:

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He is apparently a former high school classmate of Sara Kaplan Jase Dillan at Newton North High School. And he shared a story from Oklahoma about a guy who killed three burglars who came into his house with knives and brass knuckles. This did NOT go over well with Jase Dillan, and she unleashed the crazy again….

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Wait…..what? Why do people run from burning buildings? Ummmmm…..because shooting a fire with a gun isn’t a very effective way to put it out. Amazing analogy right there. Plus, as she points out – you can’t kill someone with a knife or brass knuckles:

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And if there’s anyone who would know about lethal situations involving deadly weapons, it’s a failed white rich country singer from Newton named Sara Kaplan.

So let’s ask Jase, if you have a gun and three intruders come into your house with weapons, what are you supposed to do?

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Oh good, run away. Because there’s nothing more American than running away from your own home because some bad guys have decided that it belongs to them now. Just let them take your TV and whatever else they want. You don’t have any right to harm these people. It’s not like they’re breaking any laws or came their with weapons or anything.

What should you do if you’re hiding in a bedroom Jase?

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HAHAHHAHAHA!!! Yea, you should have to jump out of a window in your own home when you own a weapon that allows you to protect yourself and your property. There are people who actually believe this.

She also thinks you shouldn’t be allowed to own guns at all:

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Ya know who says stuff like this? Someone who has led a sheltered white existence in Newton and can afford to play American Idol for 10 years while living rent free in Mom’s basement.

But don’t fuck with Jase – she’s “woke as fuck bro”!!

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From that point on she basically threatened to fight anyone who disagreed with her insane opinion:
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You live in Southie? Well, first of all, Southie ain’t what it used to be. I know this chick has probably seen The Departed and she thinks it’s still a shithole run by the mob. But it’s basically yuppie/condo central now, and all the degenerates have been priced out as lucky sperm like her moves in.

Turns out she was lying. Again. She doesn’t actually live in Southie, she lives with her Mom – but NOT in the basement. Oh, and she’s also a realtor now too:

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Except….she’s not. She’s making that up too. Because making up lies in order to prove she’s a strong, independent woman is how Sara Kaplan builds her failing country music brand.

After that she went back to the old SJW trump card – start accusing people who disagree with you of being (pick as many as you like) sexist/racist/homophobic/transphobic:

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And after calling people names, say that you’re being “harassed” when people engage with you:

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Yup, this is what “harassment” looks like to Jase Dillan. I’m sure that guy on Newbury Street was secretly filming her. It’s not like she’s proved that she’s a psychopath with a stick up her ass about men everywhere. Shocking this chick’s still single. Who wouldn’t wanna sign on for a lifetime of marital bliss with this “nasty woman?”

Then she went back to making herself a victim:

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And blaming Turtleboy for imaginary “death threats”

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Then she brought up the Newbury Street video again, except her story changed AGAIN:

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She proudly claims that the guy was “fired from his job,” and now the number of underage girls he was filming is up to 14:

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Which is weird, because at first it was 2 girls, and then it was 8 girls:

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Yup, this chick seems like she’s telling the truth!!

Then she started bragging about how much money she was making off of everyone who listened to her shitty music, because she’s gotten “international airplay” out of this:

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There’s nothing more hilarious than when someone says, “MIC DROP,” and they don’t understand what that phrase means. First of all, someone else is supposed to say it for you. If you say “MIC DROP” about something you just said, you’re basically telling the world that you believe that what you just said was so profound that it requires dropping the imaginary microphone. But if the things you wrote write before that are utter nonsense, it doesn’t really work like that.  Just sayin.


After that she started going after the families of every guy who disagreed with her insane opinions:

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Then she did what everyone who has been exposed by Turtleboy always does – makes up lies about sexually assaulting or harassing high school girls:

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It’s OK Jase – two can play that game. You still going heavy on the booger sugar?

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And of course she justified her insanity by doing what every nutjob feminist always does in situations like this – pretended to be Liz Warren:

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Anyway, if Jase wants to tell her side of the story we would GLADLY welcome her on tomorrow night’s episode of Turtleboy Live. This is not a joke. We will give her unlimited air time if she skypes in so that she can explain what REALLY happened, and let Turtleboy know what an asshole he or she is.



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15 Comment(s)
  • steve
    June 12, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    this girl is the biggest joke in Boston. uneducated failure that thinks she’s God’s gift to the world. i really hope she doesn’t reproduce. loser!

  • A. Non
    April 7, 2017 at 7:38 am

    I find this article hypocritical. You’re saying that’s it perfectly fine and legal to record people public (which it is, and I agree completely with that statement), however, about a year ago or so, you wrote a blog about a guy who did just that at a PUBLIC beach in NH and made it sound like he committed a federal offense. On top of that, you were asking readers to help identify him. What the hell for? That guy was not breaking any laws either.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 7, 2017 at 7:00 am

    What an idiot.

    You run from a burning building to save your life. You shoot an intruder to save your life.

    Not all lives are important. There are plenty of people who should commit suicide, such as those who break into other people’s homes. There are others who need to be exterminated, such as heroin dealers. Much of the crime is tied to the drug trade.

  • Mr Butthurt
    April 6, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    I would zoom in on her

  • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
    April 6, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    What’s her address? I’m robbing that fucking place tonight!

  • Madcow not Rachel
    April 6, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    Is she a carpet muncher?????

  • UsualSuspect
    April 6, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    Love the comment from the guy that obviously knows her, young coke whore turned SJW, country music failure, man hater, gun grabbing liberal. Girl should have stuck with what she was good at, coke whore.

  • Sterlingsilva
    April 6, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    “About to purchase a condo”. Wow she has really made the big time.

    That’s the thing about Facebook – these losers were always there but we didn’t realize it. Now we do.

  • Elizabeth Warren
    April 6, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    Just a heads up to all the internet lawyers out there….this wasn’t a “burglary”. They entered someone’s home, while they were home, with weapons placing them in fear.

    It’s call a home invasion.

    If a group of armed criminal aggressors forcefully enter your home you need to shoot them because your life is 100% in danger.

    • Twat tickler
      April 7, 2017 at 10:24 am

      Correct. Burglary is breaking and entering of the dwelling / house of another with the intention to commit larceny or felony.

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 6, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    Too bad the psycho porn we got this week was of the ginger cheesehog instead of this chick.

  • FatFingr Lou
    April 6, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    I saw the looooong winded insano manifesto..and had to quickly scroll down to the comments. They never disappoint! Haha!

  • KimberlyS
    April 6, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    * back away from the crazy lady slowly *

    Oh, and if you’re breaking into my house, I’m not waiting to see what type of weapon you have before I defend myself and my family. That’s your bad luck.

  • Talisman
    April 6, 2017 at 3:57 pm

    If property were more important than lives, then why did the thieving teenagers show up with knives and brass knuckles? If all they wanted to do was steal somebody else’s stuff that they worked for, so they wouldn’t have to work to buy stuff, why show up heavy? Since she’s so concerned about people using weapons to defend themselves and misogyny, maybe she should move to France or Germany, where there is no 2nd Amendment, or large groups of men that commit rape because their religion says it’s okie dokie.

  • Duke Westwood
    April 6, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    Another “I know better than you” liberal. You could ask them what they have for weapons… You could show them your gun and make them run… If they show a gun then you could shoot… You could shoot them in the leg… Police are trained better… Hide… Run… Call 911…

    Or… Someone is in my house. Fuck them. No warning shot. I’m shooting, center mass. I’m not worrying about the shit stains that broke into my house at the risk of my family’s safety. I wasn’t sitting in my living room, waiting for a “fair fight”. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I wish more homes were protected by honest armed citizens. It sure would make them think harder before choosing to break in.

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