Let’s play, guess the Turtleboy ratchet from this Weymouth Scanner post over the weekend:

Known to lie to police, faked her own kidnapping, making up fake Facebook names claiming to be her sister that exist specifically to praise her real account and share a GoFundMe that she created in order to make it look like someone else was supporting her fraud about stolen fetus ashes? The kind of chick who isn’t afraid to attack a dude, run off in her Jeep, and then tell the cops she’s not coming back to the scene of the crime?  I can’t imagine who would ever do something like that.

I wonder if it would be the same kind of chick who would steal someone else’s pictures of their baby and husband from North Carolina, use them to create a fake Facebook page, and then use the name and work history of a Boston nurse to make it seem like she’s a local?

The kind of chick who would come onto our live show and then fake her own kidnapping and abduction at the 47:45 mark?

Who would EVER do such things????

Oh right, the Weymouth Wenchestain – Amber Carmark. Up to her old tricks. She’s clearly trying to get a 1 seed in this year’s Ratchet Madness Tournament.

So what did she do exactly? Well, according to a former friend who she recently burned bridges with, it all started off with a little muff diving gone wrong.

Don’t you hate when you’re going down on a chick and she starts to record it and then beats you with the phone? And of course she admits in writing that she lied to the cops about being pregnant because she believed this would somehow make her more sympathetic. Although hitting him with a detergent bottle seems like overkill.

Now that she kicked the shit out of her boyfriend with some household objects it’s probably gonna be hard for her to sell his prescription meds.

She’s gonna need some cash, so maybe she’ll have to go back to escorting.

And if that doesn’t work I know a foot fetish party that pays $120 an hour for horny dudes to beat off to your big toe.

I don’t know what her next move is, but I’m pretty damn sure this won’t be the last we hear from the Weymouth Wenchstain.

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