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The Weymouth Wenchstain Is Back: Arrested For Beating Boyfriend With Phone She Was Using To Film Him Going Down On Her

 

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Let’s play, guess the Turtleboy ratchet from this Weymouth Scanner post over the weekend:

Known to lie to police, faked her own kidnapping, making up fake Facebook names claiming to be her sister that exist specifically to praise her real account and share a GoFundMe that she created in order to make it look like someone else was supporting her fraud about stolen fetus ashes? The kind of chick who isn’t afraid to attack a dude, run off in her Jeep, and then tell the cops she’s not coming back to the scene of the crime?  I can’t imagine who would ever do something like that.

I wonder if it would be the same kind of chick who would steal someone else’s pictures of their baby and husband from North Carolina, use them to create a fake Facebook page, and then use the name and work history of a Boston nurse to make it seem like she’s a local?

The kind of chick who would come onto our live show and then fake her own kidnapping and abduction at the 47:45 mark?

Who would EVER do such things????

Oh right, the Weymouth Wenchestain – Amber Carmark. Up to her old tricks. She’s clearly trying to get a 1 seed in this year’s Ratchet Madness Tournament.

So what did she do exactly? Well, according to a former friend who she recently burned bridges with, it all started off with a little muff diving gone wrong.

Don’t you hate when you’re going down on a chick and she starts to record it and then beats you with the phone? And of course she admits in writing that she lied to the cops about being pregnant because she believed this would somehow make her more sympathetic. Although hitting him with a detergent bottle seems like overkill.

Now that she kicked the shit out of her boyfriend with some household objects it’s probably gonna be hard for her to sell his prescription meds.

She’s gonna need some cash, so maybe she’ll have to go back to escorting.

And if that doesn’t work I know a foot fetish party that pays $120 an hour for horny dudes to beat off to your big toe.

I don’t know what her next move is, but I’m pretty damn sure this won’t be the last we hear from the Weymouth Wenchstain.

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • Playing footsie
    February 18, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    This little piggy went to market,
    this little piggy stayed home.
    This little piggy went to see the doctor
    cuz she is a dirty slampig looking to make money without racking up excess mileage on her slacked out wizard sleeve coochie hole.
    I hope some pervitudinal, footfreak quiff gets her nasty toe jam lodged in his peehole and gets coronavirus of the cock n ballz.
    Had to laugh when she outed Dr. Bob Sanvajeen FeelGood.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 18, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    huffing baby ashes leads to this form of helter-skelter life, worshiped footloose and running amok, with cunnilingus as her native tongue.

  • Amanda Sawyers Criminal Son
    February 18, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    Wheres the video of her Budgies Tongue getting eaten out?
    Asking for mom.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    February 18, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    No thanks. Pass.

  • Rex Ryan
    February 18, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Now about this foot fetish party, where and when?

  • bonedawgtuco
    February 18, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    Yup,
    1 seed goin into Ratchet Madness.
    Win that and it’s on to Ratchet Olympics this summa

    She could be on the podium.
    Or at least face down on the floor in front of it

  • Breaking news
    February 18, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    You heard it hear first! Local news better give you credit for breaking this new, genius !

  • Wtf
    February 18, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    What the happened to woman respecting themselves. It seems like this generation is full of whores

  • ElJefe72
    February 18, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    How the hell does she afford a 2019 Grand Cherokee?

    • Pig
      February 18, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      By letting old dudes eat out her litter box

      • CUNTWAGON
        February 18, 2020 at 5:20 pm

        Its not a Grand Cherokee it looks like a shitbox compass . Its on her fb

    • Concerned Canadian
      February 18, 2020 at 9:02 pm

      That’s the only thing I took away from this too… that’s a luxury vehicle… I feel there must be some ratchetry rule somewhere that dictates your vehicle payments should be more expensive then your rent.

  • Hedley Lamarr
    February 18, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    A&B on a family member?? So the guy who was going down on her was a family member?? Kin-kyyy

  • Cheesemo
    February 18, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Yikes
    I hope the guy was wearing a fucking gas mask when he went down on that snatch
    Looks like she smells like the Chelsea river
    Or Chelsea Clinton’s asshole

  • And?
    February 18, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    More news the mainstream press ignores.

  • Up Yours
    February 18, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    WTF

  • Bring back upvotes/downvotes
    February 18, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    faggot

  • Stop drug dealer doctors
    February 18, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    The doctor is Dr Alzeim and he has been prescribing ANYONE who goes in there Adderall and benzos for years…not sure how he gets away with this but he belongs in jail!

  • Norris
    February 18, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    How TF do they afford all those meds?

    • probably masshealth
      February 19, 2020 at 12:12 am

      and then they’re only on the hook for co-pays.
      sounds like a sweet profit margin.

  • Orion
    February 18, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Reading those texts just reinforce to me how cunts will be the downfall of all human life. The staggering shitty hypocrisy is why none of them deserve any good things.

  • Down On Main Street
    February 18, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    I would hate to be the raghead DR. On main street.

  • Kosh Naranek
    February 18, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Weymouth: Brockton with a shoreline

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    February 18, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    This bitch needs to be in a Looney Bin. Psycho pig. Can’t wait for a follow up to this one LMFAO

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