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Last Friday we published this blog about the Woonsocket Wang Pocket, Leah Duran, after she smashed into a cop car wasted, during the middle of the day, with 5 kids in her minivan. And she wasn’t just drunk, she was Dragon 88 drunk.
She was almost unrecognizable from her hoodjuice inducing Facebook photos:
But because it’s Rhode Island she’s not only out of jail and up to her old tricks, she also has access to the kids she could’ve gotten killed while driving with a BAC higher than Xander Boegarts batting average. Yes, that’s right – she got ANOTHER DUI, in the same minivan, with three kids in it once again…..
At least this spunk magnet didn’t smash into a cop car this time. That’s progress!
I’m just in awe that literally a week after endangering the lives of 5 children, she just gets the kids back like nothing ever happened. How is that possible? This is why kids die. Because DCYF if a freaking JOKE!! Seems like common sense that if you’re .279 drunk driving with your kids in the car, then you’re kind of not fit to parent. But this is the Ocean State, where they wait until you actually kill a kid before they finally decide to do something. Guess she must’ve pinky swore that it was a one time thing.
But apparently this is not the face of a woman who can be trusted to keep her word:
Guess what? She’ll do it again the minute she’s bailed out for $500 too. She’ll get some nudnik Lincoln Chafee or Gina Judge, she’ll get dolled up for court, her lawyer will tell the judge what a loving mother she is and how her kids need her around, and how she’s turning her life around, the judge will fall for it, and she’ll be back on Turtleboy by the end of the month.
But if Providence Turtleboy was running this state she’d have a mandatory tubes tying on Facebook Live, followed by 20 years in jail. Make no doubt about it – she will get someone killed if she’s not locked up. If you don’t care enough about your own children’s safety, imagine how much you don’t care about the safety of everyone else.