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This Guy Looks Exactly Like The Yarmouth Chud Upskirting 9 Year Old Girls And Is Also Missing A Front Tooth….Just Sayin 

This Guy Looks Exactly Like The Yarmouth Chud Upskirting 9 Year Old Girls And Is Also Missing A Front Tooth….Just Sayin

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Yesterday Intern Turtle wrote this blog about a guy the Yarmouth Police are looking for because he’s upskirting women and children as young as 9 at a local clothing store.

He’s described as being 5’7″ and missing a front tooth. Well we found a guy who just so happens to look exactly like this guy:

The guy pictured above is named Anthony Wong. We looked through his Facebook page and he just so happens to look EXACTLY like that guy in the video. And people who are missing a front tooth generally do NOT smile in pictures, since their teeth have a tendency to show:

See how his top lip is pooched in? That guy is more than likely missing a tooth. So is the upskirting guy. This guy just so happens to work down the Cape during the summers too, cleaning homes. He works for a business based out of Somerset, and of course hails from Fall River:

So to review. Guy who looks exactly like guy from upskirting video and appears to be missing front tooth just like the guy from the video happens to be cleaning homes close to where the crime occurred. Just sayin. Someone might wanna tell the Yarmouth PD. I know they’ll see this anyway since they ride the turtle, but it wouldn’t hurt to send them a message anyway.


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5 Comment(s)
  • Chip Striket
    August 3, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    Excellent work Turtleboy!!!

  • Lee
    August 3, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    What’s with all the dog pictures? Hopefully he is not a dog creep to!!

  • TortugaNiño
    August 3, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    They like em toothless down at shirley, to bad “no speaky, i have the disease” is a get out of jail free card in this once great state.

  • suckittrebek
    August 3, 2017 at 6:11 pm

    A beaner with a missing tooth wow what a lead.

    • TortugaNiño
      August 3, 2017 at 6:22 pm

      Because Wong is traditionally a Mexican last name, right? Moron.

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